Going Spelunking With Mama Mustache
Nov 18, 2018 20:50:28 GMT -5
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Post by Jayson Price on Nov 18, 2018 20:50:28 GMT -5
November 18th, 2018
Price Tower
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Shortly Before Midnight
The scene opens up with a shot of Hank Brown wandering around the Penthouse level of Price Tower.
Hank Brown: Price? Where the fuck are you? Did you forget that I was coming over to play Red Dead tonight?
A low, guttural moan can be heard from the end of the hallway, drawing Hank's attention. Against better judgement, Hank makes his way down the hall, slowly and quietly as to not draw attention, to see what piece of tail Price has brought home. Yeah, Hank's a fucking freak like that. There's no lights on in the hall and it appears as though there's none on in the bedroom either, but Hank still peers in through the slightly ajar door. Mama Mustache lying on a bed, a sheet covering her lower half as her knees are bent up toward the ceiling. She's writhing on the bed, letting out little moans of pleasure as she grips the pillow under her head.
Hank Brown: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hank's screaming and subsequent shoving open of the door cuts Mama's orgasm as she sits up on the bed, her heaving breasts swinging in the air.
Mama Mustache: WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU!?
Hank Brown: I'm Hank Brown! What the fuck are you doing here?!
Mama starts to answer but stops and let's her eyes roll back in her head as the sheet over her legs begin to jostle. After what seems like an eternity, we can see a bright light shining from under the sheet before finally the sheet is lifted up and we see Jayson Price's head peek out, a miner's helmet on his head.
Jayson Price: What the fuck are you doing in here, you perv!
Hank Brown: You invited me over this morning!
Jayson Price: And I told you to come over around midnight!
Hank Brown: It's 11:55 you moron.
Jayson Price: ...really?
Hank Brown: Really.
Jayson Price: You telling me I've been in here for 3 hours?
Hank Brown: Ye- wait. In there? As in inside of her vagina?
Jayson Price: Why else do you think I'm wearing this fucking miner's hat?
Hank Brown: ...
Mama Stache finally comes to after her latest mind blowing orgasm, something that tends to happen when a full grown man squirms out of your vagina.
Mama Stache: If you aren't looking to strip down and get up in my ass, then you best leave cause it's about to get weird.
Hank Brown: You mean this isn't weird?
Jayson Price: There isn't a damn thing weird about this love, Hank. Not a damn thing!
Hank Brown: How drunk are you exactly?
Jayson Price: Fuck you! Get out! You just don't understand us!
Hank Brown: Fine! Good luck against Mayhem this week, you asshole!
Hank storms out of the room.
Jayson Price: Wait. I'm fighting the guy from those Allstate commercials?
Mama Mustache: That's the wrong guy.
Jayson Price: I'm fighting that mohawked douchebag who had a show on MTV?
Mama Mustache: Not him either. It's Marc Mayhem.
Jayson Price: Logan Jr.? Shit, I could get a better match from the insurance guy.
Mama Mustache: Probably. Now get the fuck back in my pussy!
Mama spreads her legs apart and uses her vagina muscles to suck Price back up inside her like a person would a spaghetti noodle. The scene thankfully cuts to black.
Price Tower
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Shortly Before Midnight
The scene opens up with a shot of Hank Brown wandering around the Penthouse level of Price Tower.
Hank Brown: Price? Where the fuck are you? Did you forget that I was coming over to play Red Dead tonight?
A low, guttural moan can be heard from the end of the hallway, drawing Hank's attention. Against better judgement, Hank makes his way down the hall, slowly and quietly as to not draw attention, to see what piece of tail Price has brought home. Yeah, Hank's a fucking freak like that. There's no lights on in the hall and it appears as though there's none on in the bedroom either, but Hank still peers in through the slightly ajar door. Mama Mustache lying on a bed, a sheet covering her lower half as her knees are bent up toward the ceiling. She's writhing on the bed, letting out little moans of pleasure as she grips the pillow under her head.
Hank Brown: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hank's screaming and subsequent shoving open of the door cuts Mama's orgasm as she sits up on the bed, her heaving breasts swinging in the air.
Mama Mustache: WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU!?
Hank Brown: I'm Hank Brown! What the fuck are you doing here?!
Mama starts to answer but stops and let's her eyes roll back in her head as the sheet over her legs begin to jostle. After what seems like an eternity, we can see a bright light shining from under the sheet before finally the sheet is lifted up and we see Jayson Price's head peek out, a miner's helmet on his head.
Jayson Price: What the fuck are you doing in here, you perv!
Hank Brown: You invited me over this morning!
Jayson Price: And I told you to come over around midnight!
Hank Brown: It's 11:55 you moron.
Jayson Price: ...really?
Hank Brown: Really.
Jayson Price: You telling me I've been in here for 3 hours?
Hank Brown: Ye- wait. In there? As in inside of her vagina?
Jayson Price: Why else do you think I'm wearing this fucking miner's hat?
Hank Brown: ...
Mama Stache finally comes to after her latest mind blowing orgasm, something that tends to happen when a full grown man squirms out of your vagina.
Mama Stache: If you aren't looking to strip down and get up in my ass, then you best leave cause it's about to get weird.
Hank Brown: You mean this isn't weird?
Jayson Price: There isn't a damn thing weird about this love, Hank. Not a damn thing!
Hank Brown: How drunk are you exactly?
Jayson Price: Fuck you! Get out! You just don't understand us!
Hank Brown: Fine! Good luck against Mayhem this week, you asshole!
Hank storms out of the room.
Jayson Price: Wait. I'm fighting the guy from those Allstate commercials?
Mama Mustache: That's the wrong guy.
Jayson Price: I'm fighting that mohawked douchebag who had a show on MTV?
Mama Mustache: Not him either. It's Marc Mayhem.
Jayson Price: Logan Jr.? Shit, I could get a better match from the insurance guy.
Mama Mustache: Probably. Now get the fuck back in my pussy!
Mama spreads her legs apart and uses her vagina muscles to suck Price back up inside her like a person would a spaghetti noodle. The scene thankfully cuts to black.
