Jake "The Snake" Roberts

[marcmayhem]

NO He isn't dead.  


I was curious if anyone has been to one of his speaking engagements?  I am sure this is an older tour for it to come to my town. I was able to go about a month ago on a random set of circumstances.   Basically I was meeting a girl out through a friend and his girlfriend.  While sitting at the bar of a local townie bar Jake walks in. My friend and I look at each other with a are you kidding me look.   Well we quickly found out what has happening and tickets were only 30 a piece.  So decisions had t be made and we bailed on the girls and watch Jake the snake talk for like 2 hours.    I gotta say it was a pretty cool event, definitely was neat for a pro wrestling layman like myself to hear him speak about the hyjinx that came with the life.     Was curious if anyone else has seen this show would love to know if it was all the same stories?

[Mama Stache]

Last time I saw Jake throbberts was when he was shoving that snake into my pussy after Earthqueef sat on his old snake.

[Teo Blaze]

Nov 15, 2018 10:37:16 GMT -5 Mama Stache said:

Last time I saw Jake throbberts was when he was shoving that snake into my pussy after Earthqueef sat on his old snake.

Don't make me get the spray bottle!

And I made sure to think long and hard on a comment that could not possibly be misconstrued.

Long. And. Hard.

Nailed it.

[Mama Stache]

Listen teo del hole. i Don’t think you know the first thing about long and hard. And I’ve got 3 spray bottle filled with my own squirt juice just in case I run out of moisture in my pussy.