A Very Pricey Mustache Wedding
Nov 13, 2018 17:38:24 GMT -5
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Post by Mama Stache on Nov 13, 2018 17:38:24 GMT -5
Hey ya fucks. Mama Mustache here. As you all have already seen my One Man Bang Jayson Price, who has been fucking my pussy clean for the past month or so, has proposed marriage to me. Now I've been proposed a lot of things in my life.
The 79 Pittsburgh Steelers proposed a 16 way which I gladly accepted
But this is only the second time that marriage has been proposed to me. The first time was a shotgun wedding because Ernesto spooged his load into me and Beef came out and it was the biggest mistake of my life, followed by the next two biggest mistakes of my life pushing their way out of my vagina after that.
But this time I think it's going to work. First I need to get my first marriage to Ernesto annulled. Ernesto, if you're out there, you better fucking sign the gawd damn papers!
The 79 Pittsburgh Steelers proposed a 16 way which I gladly accepted
But this is only the second time that marriage has been proposed to me. The first time was a shotgun wedding because Ernesto spooged his load into me and Beef came out and it was the biggest mistake of my life, followed by the next two biggest mistakes of my life pushing their way out of my vagina after that.
But this time I think it's going to work. First I need to get my first marriage to Ernesto annulled. Ernesto, if you're out there, you better fucking sign the gawd damn papers!
