Post by Odin Balfore on Nov 11, 2018 11:15:24 GMT -5
WCF
SLAM
Odin
Vs
Night Rider
_____________________________
Prologue
My night at Payback went from easy night to even easier. That Noble Savage though, she’ll get hers. I can make no bones about what happened at Hellimination except for the fact that I was right. Bonnie needed Noble to win her that championship match. I know what the game is. I know whats going on. As if I am not the All Father. As if I have no seen this before. BAH! It is futile for Bonnie. If she was going to be a figure head of WCF, she would have been so already. Now she gets to watch helplessly as Noble Savage gets to walk in and eat up the spot light. Like Killery wants to be president, Bonnie wants to be the first lady of WCF.
Here comes Noble Savage right out of poon-laska, on her snow machine, watching Russia and vladdy-daddy from her front pourch to drop BB’s hopes and dreams from outta fuckin no where. Either way I get to see the hopes and dreams of Bonnie Blue be crushed and dashed while someone else takes her well deserved spotlight. Story of her fuckin life. And it will come at the hands of a younger, hotter and better wrestler.
LOL and they say my hands are cruel.
That's alright though. Bonnie Blue has the chance to change fate at Payback where I’m just going to dominate her all over again. This week though, I get to drag night rider through the biggest match of his career. Even though I’ve been trouncing him for years in the tag team ranks. This time its one on one and there is nobody to save him.
There is no nobody to save any of you.
Pray if you have too. Beg if you must but know that I will not be listening.
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Chapter I: No More Tears
Join Odin in the studio standing next to Ozzy, with the WCF Championship on his shoulder getting ready to shoot a cross branded promotion. They both have cans of Monster Energy in their hands in what clearly has become a tri-branded promotion.
Odin Balfore: Are you ready for the tour of your life? To head out into the sunset with the greatest rock star in history? Ozzy Osbourne, Monster energy and WCF are teaming up to bring to you out there, in here with us.
Ozzy: That's right, John Lennon was a bitch. If you’re ready to blow your mind then listen to what the oz-man sayeth.
Odin Balfore: buy partisipating packs of Monster Energy and text the code for your chance to win a not one, not two, not three but four pack of tickets to Ozzys No More Tours 2. Enter now for you’re chance to win tickets to the Forum in LA on December the 31st. Not only that but that very same code also enters you in for a four pack of VIP tickets for Payback! November the 26th. Watch yours truely take on Bonnie Blue for my WCF World Championship from a private skybox. Who knows. I might even pop in and have a drink with you.
Ozzy: I’ll certainly have a fucking drink with you. I’m fucking wasted.
Odin Balfore: That's the holiday spirit. Get in the spirit too with Monster energy and Wrestling Championship Federation. Start your holiday season off right with Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Megadeath, WCF and Monster energy and go into 2019 like a fucking legend.
Grand prize winners get a 4 pack of tickets to the Forum and WCF Payback, comming at you live on November 26th.
Second place winners get a twin pack of front row tickets to WCF Payback.
With Monster, Ozzy and WCF, get ready to feel the rush!
________________________________________
Chapter II: Don’t need a Monster
Lyfe Fort, Denmark.
Zoom in on Lyfe Fort, Odins magical Nordic castle, down the road from where Corey Blacks DethFort once stood. Look on over the shoulder of a man in a grey fadora and a grey suit as he walks up to Odins massive front door and knocks. The door opens with a towering world champion to greet him.
Man: Odin Balfore? Hi, Tre’von Chambers. Nice to meet you. I spoke with you over the phone about that Monster commercial; I’m with WCFs marketing department.
Odin Balfore: Oh, right, our newly formed marketing department.
Tre’von Chambers: That's right. Newly formed and newly improved.
Odin Balfore: We never had a marketing department until last week.
Tre’von Chambers: Then I’d call that quite the improvement. Listen, as world champion, I have been getting offers off the hook for you.
Odin Balfore: That's good news. So that means more commercials.
Tre’von Chambers: More commercials, more merch, more royalty checks. Mon-nay Mon-nay. Now I know that we just had that Monster commercial but that's only because of Corey Blacks musical connections. Even though you were a great fit for Monster, that's so two thousands. Besides, I was thinking. You’re not a Monster, you’re a God. You’re immortal. You’re on a higher plane of existence. Well, I went out and I found a start up company, looking to brand out. So this bottling company is going to sell our own WCF exclusive energy drink.
Odin Balfore: Well thanks for telling me but you could have called. You didnt have to come all the way out here to tell me about an energy drink.
Tre’von Chambers: Well, that's the thing. The other people in marketing couldnt decide on a name. So I wanted to come to your house and present you the options in person.
* Tre’von hands odin an envelope with three proposals inside. Odin looks them over.*
Odin Balfore: 7-Gawd. BAN-HMR, Jobber Killer. These are all good options.
Tre’von Chambers: They are. I mean, true, you are the seven god. You do lay down the hammer but theres one thing that you’ve always been known for and that's killing Jobbers. Theres even a good slogan, check it: Thirty? Jobber kill it.
Odin Balfore: Tre’von, I like it. Print it. Lets go with that.
Tre’von Chambers: Awesome, once we finish our promotion with Monster, we can start production on Jobber Killer. This is going to be great! We can roll it out for ONE and everything. I’ll let the other know and we’ll get back to you with the details. Thank you for your time, Mr. Balfore.
_______________________________
Chapter III: What You come Back For?
So Night Rider comes back and I guess we’re supposed to fucking notice? Or care? Even I can’t remember the last time Rider did anything of actual significance in the company. Check it, Night Rider and I’m going to be absolutely crystal clear with you. There is not a soul in the back or a soul watching from home that gives a shit if you’re alive or dead. Your name has never moved the needle and it’ll never move the needle. You came back because of the damage that I caused and Corey Black was on the phone to try and pile the bodies through the door so that I can bury them under the floor.
Forget about what you know about me. Forget about this year. Forget about me killing a Golden God and a Sand Snek and the Bearded Librarian. Forget about the LIFE TIME movie where I develop Bonnie blues character for three months before I essentially move onto a younger version of her. Forget about all that because I’m not here for all that.
I got what I wanted and now its time I kept it. Now its time that you all have to actually stand the fuck up and take it from me. Night Rider you came back to validate the parking, not your career. You came back for free hat and hotdog night, not to actually do any fuckin work,
Lets talk about the work that I put in. Everyweek. Every day. Training, doing promos, doing spots, doing commercials, leading the company. Even more so because everyone loves me when I’m not the champion but hate me as soon as I get it. Want to know why? Because I’m a different beast when I’m champion. Bonnie Blue knows that. Noble Savage will come to regret that knowlage and I’ve been thinking, just because this match isnt for the WCF Championship - I don’t want all you plebs out there to think I’m gettin soft.
I’m not here to hang N bang and give out free lunches and rides. Rider, you gone earn what you get and the only you gettin is a class A ass whoopin from the WCF World Champion. I know Corey Blacks been wonderin about when I’m going to turn back into the old me. The real me. The man that would rather rule the ashes of you broke neck mother fuckers than have to look at your goonish faces every wek and listen to you cry how its too unfair.
So I’m going to make it real un-fucking-fair.
You nightrider came back to WCF because you thought it was going to be easy.
It aint ever easy with me around.
Maybe you thought you earned my respect. You havent.
If I had respect for anyone, its fucking gone. Fear is the only thing people truely respest around here. They didnt respect me for my accomplishments, contributions or hardwork. They didnt want to respect me as champion so now they’ll respect the fear that I’m going to put into each and every one of you. Starting with you nightrider. Its nothing personal.
Spoilers: I lied. Its completely fucking personal. Its personal because you all decided to make it personal. This could have gone the easy way or the hard way. Thank Bonnie Blue for that. Thank everyone who came before who wanted to try and stifle my destiny in becoming the greater wrestler in this companies history. Let me tell you, with everything that I have accomplished, I have become just that. There is no one in this company that can match my career pedigree. There is no one on this roster that can match my accomplishments unless CD wants to walk his ass out of retirement and even he knows that I’m more than capable of putting him back in - and he’s my friend.
But that's what the world wants to see. They want to see Odin Balfore go crazy. But not really. They just want to see that I went crazy and go back to like everythings OK, however, nothing will be alright after this.
This kids are not OK. The Dogs are by the pool and the gate is open and I’m about to strangle the life out of your dying career, Night Rider. Then I’m going to move onto Bonnie Blue make her the relevant piece of trash that shes been for years now. Then I’m going to move onto ONE and close out 2018 the way I started it: with complete dominance.
See, everyone thinks that with a few loses to Savage, I’m done. Further from the truth. I warned her. I warned all of you. DO NOT turn me back the old me.
Too fuckin late.
Now its going to be soul crushing ragnarok after soul crushing ragnarok and what better way to show the two number one contenders than by breaking your back over my knee and ending your comeback before it even gets started.
Sorry, not fuckin sorry, Night Rider but you coulda just kept on driving to the un-employment line. Sunday night, the world is going to see why you left, why I used to beat you down for fun in the tag division. You’re going to expose yourself and I’m just going to capitalize on it. I’m bigger, stronger, I’m smarter than you. All my years in the ring, I have a counter for everything. You’re going to come at me strong and brawl, boy, are you going to fucking regret it. I’m going to jack you up and lay you out with the Law Maker. Break your skull with Odin Shrugged and knock you the fuck out with Surtrs Revenge all before Ragnarok comes and finishes you off.
Now get ready to suck my dick.
________________________________
Chapter IV: Old Kind of Champion.
I can feel the rage inside of me, building and building till it reaches its boiling point. The old God will be new again and a reign of domination and oppression will begin and 2019 will see no survivors and no new champions. No new challengers, just the plebs toiling away for nothing and it will be great. It shall be my greatest achievement. You wish to have noble Savage as your savior and right now I’m sure that looks tempting. Its tempting to want to follow, to want to believe, however, those beliefs are false for she is false. This is all a ploy and conquest for me. This is to show all of you that I am here to stay and carry this championship in the same way that old God would carry it. The way that it needs to be carried. Without remorse, wreckless abandon and blood thirst. That's what needed. To be honest, you are all a bunch of worthless scrubs that dont need to lead, you need to be drowned. You need to be stepped on and I was called back to WCF for that very reason.
When the old god returns, WCF has be no more.,
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass
SLAM
Odin
Vs
Night Rider
_____________________________
Prologue
My night at Payback went from easy night to even easier. That Noble Savage though, she’ll get hers. I can make no bones about what happened at Hellimination except for the fact that I was right. Bonnie needed Noble to win her that championship match. I know what the game is. I know whats going on. As if I am not the All Father. As if I have no seen this before. BAH! It is futile for Bonnie. If she was going to be a figure head of WCF, she would have been so already. Now she gets to watch helplessly as Noble Savage gets to walk in and eat up the spot light. Like Killery wants to be president, Bonnie wants to be the first lady of WCF.
Here comes Noble Savage right out of poon-laska, on her snow machine, watching Russia and vladdy-daddy from her front pourch to drop BB’s hopes and dreams from outta fuckin no where. Either way I get to see the hopes and dreams of Bonnie Blue be crushed and dashed while someone else takes her well deserved spotlight. Story of her fuckin life. And it will come at the hands of a younger, hotter and better wrestler.
LOL and they say my hands are cruel.
That's alright though. Bonnie Blue has the chance to change fate at Payback where I’m just going to dominate her all over again. This week though, I get to drag night rider through the biggest match of his career. Even though I’ve been trouncing him for years in the tag team ranks. This time its one on one and there is nobody to save him.
There is no nobody to save any of you.
Pray if you have too. Beg if you must but know that I will not be listening.
________________________________________
Chapter I: No More Tears
Join Odin in the studio standing next to Ozzy, with the WCF Championship on his shoulder getting ready to shoot a cross branded promotion. They both have cans of Monster Energy in their hands in what clearly has become a tri-branded promotion.
Odin Balfore: Are you ready for the tour of your life? To head out into the sunset with the greatest rock star in history? Ozzy Osbourne, Monster energy and WCF are teaming up to bring to you out there, in here with us.
Ozzy: That's right, John Lennon was a bitch. If you’re ready to blow your mind then listen to what the oz-man sayeth.
Odin Balfore: buy partisipating packs of Monster Energy and text the code for your chance to win a not one, not two, not three but four pack of tickets to Ozzys No More Tours 2. Enter now for you’re chance to win tickets to the Forum in LA on December the 31st. Not only that but that very same code also enters you in for a four pack of VIP tickets for Payback! November the 26th. Watch yours truely take on Bonnie Blue for my WCF World Championship from a private skybox. Who knows. I might even pop in and have a drink with you.
Ozzy: I’ll certainly have a fucking drink with you. I’m fucking wasted.
Odin Balfore: That's the holiday spirit. Get in the spirit too with Monster energy and Wrestling Championship Federation. Start your holiday season off right with Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Megadeath, WCF and Monster energy and go into 2019 like a fucking legend.
Grand prize winners get a 4 pack of tickets to the Forum and WCF Payback, comming at you live on November 26th.
Second place winners get a twin pack of front row tickets to WCF Payback.
With Monster, Ozzy and WCF, get ready to feel the rush!
________________________________________
Chapter II: Don’t need a Monster
Lyfe Fort, Denmark.
Zoom in on Lyfe Fort, Odins magical Nordic castle, down the road from where Corey Blacks DethFort once stood. Look on over the shoulder of a man in a grey fadora and a grey suit as he walks up to Odins massive front door and knocks. The door opens with a towering world champion to greet him.
Man: Odin Balfore? Hi, Tre’von Chambers. Nice to meet you. I spoke with you over the phone about that Monster commercial; I’m with WCFs marketing department.
Odin Balfore: Oh, right, our newly formed marketing department.
Tre’von Chambers: That's right. Newly formed and newly improved.
Odin Balfore: We never had a marketing department until last week.
Tre’von Chambers: Then I’d call that quite the improvement. Listen, as world champion, I have been getting offers off the hook for you.
Odin Balfore: That's good news. So that means more commercials.
Tre’von Chambers: More commercials, more merch, more royalty checks. Mon-nay Mon-nay. Now I know that we just had that Monster commercial but that's only because of Corey Blacks musical connections. Even though you were a great fit for Monster, that's so two thousands. Besides, I was thinking. You’re not a Monster, you’re a God. You’re immortal. You’re on a higher plane of existence. Well, I went out and I found a start up company, looking to brand out. So this bottling company is going to sell our own WCF exclusive energy drink.
Odin Balfore: Well thanks for telling me but you could have called. You didnt have to come all the way out here to tell me about an energy drink.
Tre’von Chambers: Well, that's the thing. The other people in marketing couldnt decide on a name. So I wanted to come to your house and present you the options in person.
* Tre’von hands odin an envelope with three proposals inside. Odin looks them over.*
Odin Balfore: 7-Gawd. BAN-HMR, Jobber Killer. These are all good options.
Tre’von Chambers: They are. I mean, true, you are the seven god. You do lay down the hammer but theres one thing that you’ve always been known for and that's killing Jobbers. Theres even a good slogan, check it: Thirty? Jobber kill it.
Odin Balfore: Tre’von, I like it. Print it. Lets go with that.
Tre’von Chambers: Awesome, once we finish our promotion with Monster, we can start production on Jobber Killer. This is going to be great! We can roll it out for ONE and everything. I’ll let the other know and we’ll get back to you with the details. Thank you for your time, Mr. Balfore.
_______________________________
Chapter III: What You come Back For?
So Night Rider comes back and I guess we’re supposed to fucking notice? Or care? Even I can’t remember the last time Rider did anything of actual significance in the company. Check it, Night Rider and I’m going to be absolutely crystal clear with you. There is not a soul in the back or a soul watching from home that gives a shit if you’re alive or dead. Your name has never moved the needle and it’ll never move the needle. You came back because of the damage that I caused and Corey Black was on the phone to try and pile the bodies through the door so that I can bury them under the floor.
Forget about what you know about me. Forget about this year. Forget about me killing a Golden God and a Sand Snek and the Bearded Librarian. Forget about the LIFE TIME movie where I develop Bonnie blues character for three months before I essentially move onto a younger version of her. Forget about all that because I’m not here for all that.
I got what I wanted and now its time I kept it. Now its time that you all have to actually stand the fuck up and take it from me. Night Rider you came back to validate the parking, not your career. You came back for free hat and hotdog night, not to actually do any fuckin work,
Lets talk about the work that I put in. Everyweek. Every day. Training, doing promos, doing spots, doing commercials, leading the company. Even more so because everyone loves me when I’m not the champion but hate me as soon as I get it. Want to know why? Because I’m a different beast when I’m champion. Bonnie Blue knows that. Noble Savage will come to regret that knowlage and I’ve been thinking, just because this match isnt for the WCF Championship - I don’t want all you plebs out there to think I’m gettin soft.
I’m not here to hang N bang and give out free lunches and rides. Rider, you gone earn what you get and the only you gettin is a class A ass whoopin from the WCF World Champion. I know Corey Blacks been wonderin about when I’m going to turn back into the old me. The real me. The man that would rather rule the ashes of you broke neck mother fuckers than have to look at your goonish faces every wek and listen to you cry how its too unfair.
So I’m going to make it real un-fucking-fair.
You nightrider came back to WCF because you thought it was going to be easy.
It aint ever easy with me around.
Maybe you thought you earned my respect. You havent.
If I had respect for anyone, its fucking gone. Fear is the only thing people truely respest around here. They didnt respect me for my accomplishments, contributions or hardwork. They didnt want to respect me as champion so now they’ll respect the fear that I’m going to put into each and every one of you. Starting with you nightrider. Its nothing personal.
Spoilers: I lied. Its completely fucking personal. Its personal because you all decided to make it personal. This could have gone the easy way or the hard way. Thank Bonnie Blue for that. Thank everyone who came before who wanted to try and stifle my destiny in becoming the greater wrestler in this companies history. Let me tell you, with everything that I have accomplished, I have become just that. There is no one in this company that can match my career pedigree. There is no one on this roster that can match my accomplishments unless CD wants to walk his ass out of retirement and even he knows that I’m more than capable of putting him back in - and he’s my friend.
But that's what the world wants to see. They want to see Odin Balfore go crazy. But not really. They just want to see that I went crazy and go back to like everythings OK, however, nothing will be alright after this.
This kids are not OK. The Dogs are by the pool and the gate is open and I’m about to strangle the life out of your dying career, Night Rider. Then I’m going to move onto Bonnie Blue make her the relevant piece of trash that shes been for years now. Then I’m going to move onto ONE and close out 2018 the way I started it: with complete dominance.
See, everyone thinks that with a few loses to Savage, I’m done. Further from the truth. I warned her. I warned all of you. DO NOT turn me back the old me.
Too fuckin late.
Now its going to be soul crushing ragnarok after soul crushing ragnarok and what better way to show the two number one contenders than by breaking your back over my knee and ending your comeback before it even gets started.
Sorry, not fuckin sorry, Night Rider but you coulda just kept on driving to the un-employment line. Sunday night, the world is going to see why you left, why I used to beat you down for fun in the tag division. You’re going to expose yourself and I’m just going to capitalize on it. I’m bigger, stronger, I’m smarter than you. All my years in the ring, I have a counter for everything. You’re going to come at me strong and brawl, boy, are you going to fucking regret it. I’m going to jack you up and lay you out with the Law Maker. Break your skull with Odin Shrugged and knock you the fuck out with Surtrs Revenge all before Ragnarok comes and finishes you off.
Now get ready to suck my dick.
________________________________
Chapter IV: Old Kind of Champion.
I can feel the rage inside of me, building and building till it reaches its boiling point. The old God will be new again and a reign of domination and oppression will begin and 2019 will see no survivors and no new champions. No new challengers, just the plebs toiling away for nothing and it will be great. It shall be my greatest achievement. You wish to have noble Savage as your savior and right now I’m sure that looks tempting. Its tempting to want to follow, to want to believe, however, those beliefs are false for she is false. This is all a ploy and conquest for me. This is to show all of you that I am here to stay and carry this championship in the same way that old God would carry it. The way that it needs to be carried. Without remorse, wreckless abandon and blood thirst. That's what needed. To be honest, you are all a bunch of worthless scrubs that dont need to lead, you need to be drowned. You need to be stepped on and I was called back to WCF for that very reason.
When the old god returns, WCF has be no more.,
So I have spoken, so it shall come to pass
