Post by James Wolf on Oct 26, 2018 1:23:37 GMT -5
WCF ALL ACCESS HELLOWEEN EXCLUSIVE: Madhouse by Anthrax plays to let you know this is a WCF Home Video Production. After the music fades out we get the copyright, and all rights reserved service signs proving that this is indeed the property of the WCF.
As we open up we are in a conference room in an undisclosed location. There is a long wooden table with a steel chair pushed up against it. James Wolf walks into the conference room pulling out the chair, and then sitting down in the chair. We notice there is a file in his hand, and he immediately slams it down on the table. The Shebly County Records office was slow but at least this important information was in the posession of James, and not some nut ball who could make up more shit that didn't exist. James then sat down opening the file, and he begins reading what's contained within.
"Subject was 15 in 1994, and his sister was still a minor (age with held). Custody was granted to his grand parents up until the time the subject was 18 in 1998. Subjects grandparents listed are Francis Wolf, and Sophia Douglas-Wolf. Location:Unknown."
Helloween is now upon us. We'll see James Wolf in two matches. The first is against DW Wolf in an Electrified Steel Cage match, and the other one is on Odin Balfore's team. To help ensure that he doesn't have to defend the belt at Payback.
DW Wolf, I hope you have something important for me in this match. Instead of deciding to drone on about your life's work. Because I assure you nobody gives a fuck especially me! You are a fucking joke! Not only does the whole world all ready know this but the entire WCF knows it as well! You might have the Hardcore Title but that's okay you can keep the belt that is rarely defended because nobody wants to defend that belt. You're the new Garbage Wrestling Champion! Might as well pat yourself on the back for that accomplishment! I'm sure that piece of trash will be stinking up your mantle for years to come! I want to make something clear to you. I want it to be crystal clear to you so you don't misunderstand. I hope you can comprehend the English language because we live in the present. Presently you should also be worried because it's no accident I chose this match, and its also no accident that I'm not going to let you throw your weight around. There's already too much of that going on right now, and you know what? You're just the example I need to leave you broken with electricity pulsing through your veins. So much electricity pulsing through your veins they'll have to immediately take you to a hospital to make sure you're all right. I know how you say you came back to wrestle but you really wanted to come back to face me. It's rare that there are two guys with the last name "Wolf" in the same company. For some reason you wanted to face me. Instead of just "wrestle" see I take issue with that because if you just wanted to wrestle you'd just stop with the "This is my life bullshit, and actually focus what will be in front of you. If you were here to wrestle you wouldn't have accepted this match against me. You would have forced me into a match that could into your favor. But no! You had to make yourself a hypocrite last week. You would think that you'd pay more attention. It's no surprise however you're not just here to wrestle. You want to spread your "altered perception" But, one good thing about this match is no excuses, and its a way for you to finally shut the hell up!
You throw around words you don't even understand. Words like admiration which is fucking hysterical when I stop to think about it, and you may be asking yourself why. The reason is of course that I don't admire you and I'll never admire you! I can see you bringing up this match with you switching gears. Trying to pretend that you're in the present. Trying to tie this match into another admiration speech. Something along the lines of I'll respect you after the Electrified Steel Cage match is over. We all ready know the answer to that is no I won't! I simply cannot admire a person like you DW. If you find somebody who actually does they're probably in a town with a very low population. Something around the number of ten or less. It's rare but places like that do exist. Although judging by some research I did you'll be lucky if you can even make it back because its in the realm of possilibity that you'll be grounded. So do me a favor and sneak out so our match is not on the verge of being cancelled. I'm definitely going to make it, and there's not really a way to win by forfeit which I would personally go find you myself to prevent that from happening! I guess when it comes down to it you have to thank Stephen Singh's mother for handing you the WCF Hardcore Championship. Although, its not on the line this match would be perfect for a title defense. Cool your jets though... I'm not interested in that belt which you all ready know. The fact of the matter is the only reason why this match is happening right now is because its your classic grudge with a special twist added into it. We're putting a referee right in the middle of one of the most dangerous matches to ever grace the WCF, and once that cage is pad locked, and that electric wiring is live, well let's just say we can't stop the match to find another referee now can we? If the match should happen where the referee should become a crispy critter then the WCF will have to have another referee judge from outside. It would basically turn into a Last Man Standing Electrified Steel Cage then. Something I'm sure a lot of people would like to see. You, myself, and the ref who is going to hopefully stay out of our way! Singh's bitch of a mother isn't here to save you against me, and win or lose I do not stop delivering the punishment. Your WCF Hardcore Title doesn't mean shit to me so while I see how your proud enough to flaunt it all I'll be is completely disgusted. I'm sure you'll tell the same fairy tales though. That you'll be different from Singh, and actually defend the Hardcore Title the way it was meant to be defended but you can stop all your bull shit lies right now. In this Electrified Steel Cage I am going to make sure your central nervous system is rearranged to the point where your body cannot function properly. That is the whole reason I took away your decision to decide this match, and the stipulation. After this match whether I'm bathed in blood, sweat, and tears, I'm going balls to the wall, and my next move will be revealed. You'll want to be watching too. Not its not retirement so please don't suggest something that fucking ignorant. Maybe while your in the process of of a verbal journal you can squibble an entry in there where you know how you'll lose this match against the only Wolf who matters. I've been called a lot of things when I started my career but I've always been James Wolf, and I'll always be James Wolf. Whether you love me or you hate me! I'm genuine, and that just doesn't come around often.
While you're talking about differences let's just put that subject to rest. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your differences. Everybody evolves and changes. That is just human nature. You don't need to be the one to point it out about yourself. That's the real difference. Differences don't count. There's only one thing that matters in this match, and that is the pin fall. But even more than the pin fall is the violence that will take place. Show up with your Garbage Wrestling Championship, and be happy you're not defending it! Then it will be the Reign of Terror and my patented Hell on Earth finishing moves against The Kill. Which in my book The Kill is as weak as it gets. It's so weak that Scott Slayer could probably take you, and that speaks volumes! I can just see your next promo. Another promo of you doubting yourself, and then getting scathing toward me. No matter how scathing, and no matter what type of bull shit you pull on me I just want to let you know the WCF can all ready see what a big pussy you are. Sure you got the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship from a man who never defended the belt. That's not the type of accomplishment I'd like to place on my resume. It's a damn good thing I can all ready place multiple time World Champion on there. It doesn't matter that it wasn't in the WCF either because no matter what anybody says or does they can never take those accomplishments away from me. Just in the same way nobody can take away from you the fact that reading your promo seems like an episode of the Wonder Years than it does actually taking you serious! So Kevin, I want you to to make sure you don't tie the laces on your wrestling boots in a fashion you'll trip and fall directly on your face. You need to make a good impression in this match. You're all ready a garbage champion. You don't want to disappoint the junkies, the homeless, or the cop killers who look up to you. I'm sure they all want autographs when looking at what you've accomplished so far. Now there's just one other thing I've got to let you know before I move on, and I speak regarding the Main Event where I'll be helping one Odin Balfore not defend his title at WCF Payback.
Walking outside of the conference room we notice that James is all ready at the Town Square in Haddonfield, Illinois. He is all ready there to take in a view of the city. Make sure he doesn't get lost when Helloween actually takes place, and of course promote the event like only he can.
DW, now there is the subject of your dad. After he abused you, your whole childhood I bet now he is actually proud of you. Because your character is just like him. You can't wait to beat your wife, and child. Garbage must run in the family! It's obvious from the way you carry yourself to your disdain for other people. Their accomplishments mean nothing while you put yourself on a pedestal. Get ready because I'm going to knock you off that fucking pedistal. While you'll continue to remain a piece of garbage not only for your career, but for the rest of your life I just want you to understand that I get it. I get why you have to be a piece of trash. I mean when we take a look at your family tree its apparent. The mentally ill run prevalent there, the abusers, the liars, and the rest of the bottom feeders you descend from. Your ancenstry is full of garbage people. You have garbage running through your blood. It's really no surprise that you would win the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship. Especially at this moment in time. While you may think this Electrified Steel Cage match will burn the garbage right out of your pores the truth is, and this is the truth you can't admit to yourself. No amount of matches could ever burn the garbage out of you! It could be seen as sad but that is your truth! You're always destined to be garbage. Just like how the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship will never be important; the same can be said of your career. It'll never yield anything that can be seen stealing the show or the spot light. So while you sit there and tell me I'm a liar, or you try to alter the current perception I set up for everybody the damage is all ready done. You, and your garbage lineage will further stink up any area you go to but at least I, as a formidable, and intimidating force in the WCF can at least take our the garbage properly. At Helloween that's exactly what I will do. You, and your garbage title will mean nothing just like you do now! I'm taking out the garbage, and after I'm done with you; you can go stink up the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship division! See you at Helloween. Hopefully you don't piss yourself before you enter that cage. The punishment that awaits you cannot be envisioned by the human mind but you will feel all the anguish that can come from these hands. The Wonder Years may have been a great series once Kevin! However there will be no Winnie Cooper to run to your side after my triumph is successful!
Now it was time to switch gears as they would say to the Hellimination match. If my team won then Odin Balfore would not have to defend his WCF World Title.
The members on Bonnie's team are herself, Alex Richards, Noble Savage, Damian Kaine, and Stephen Singh. Starting out on the members of this team James will go backward until he gets to Bonnie Blue herself. Which means that Stephen Singh has the luck of the draw. Unlucky number 13 if you will.
Stephen Singh, you know contrary to popular belief it was hard to believe you had a mother. The whole world saw what a fucking cunt she could really be. I see why you really wanted nothing to do with her but it gains you no sympathy from me. That's a problem you should have taken care of long before your career got to this point. We can at least agree on that because for everything else we will not agree. You went from having a successful church of brain washed cult like status to a huge fall from grace. I guess everybody has those once in a while but I've never experienced one because I know where my priorities lie so there isn't a thing that will ever come back to haunt me. Singh, I am a bit surprised that you would take Bonnie's side in this matter over what is clearly the better option. The better option is to let Bonnie Blue go face the man who beat you for the Garbage Wrestling Championship. I know how garbage likes to stick together, and apparently you are a member of Bonnie's team because you cannot stand on your own two feet. Of course you didn't need me to point this out to you Singh. It's things you all ready knew. I know you'll be compelled to do the obvious but after your fall you need a win, and a win is something that will elude you once again. The road is broad in the WCF, and of the many branching twist and turns all you can do is find yourself at a dead end at every pass. That's not very good for you Stephen. You can either get the church back together, or quit. I know quitting isn't in your nature, but I also know your church has had a pad lock on its doors for a very long while because The Church of Singh just isn't interested in conquering the world any more. I was almost certain I'd see you talking about the take over that nobody will see coming but then your mother causes you to lose what you coveted the most at this time. You were distracted. You lacked focus, and now I have to take care of your problem at Helloween! You might as well thank me for it too but I know you won't because you're too humble to do something like that. Or maybe you're just too goddamn stupid! Since you're taking Bonnie's side I want you to know that this is just business. I'll always side with our World Champion over The Guardians, and their tag alongs they bring. You won't make a difference because you'll have to get a restraining order against your mom, and we know she is going to violate it anyway. She doesn't know how to listen. The same as you! Stephen, you're falling apart right in front of us, and I'm going to help you continue that tradition because there's nothing more I'd rather do! You can't ever face the truth. Especially the truth that you're on the losing side. When the truth smacks you in the face like a 2x4 perhaps you'll finally understand what we've been saying all along. Either find that Stephen Singh that was a former World Champion, and every other past accolade I don't have time to look up. Or continue down the road into Hell! I know you're probably not one to take the easy road, and I'm not asking you too. The cracked path you venture on is one that will only lead you back to a mirror, and when you actually look into that mirror you'll be forced to confront yourself, and the decisions you've made to get you here. Enjoy that process because that will lead you to an elimination you so rightly deserve!
Damian Kaine, correct me if I'm wrong but just who in the blue fuck are you? Are you some jobber The Guardians paid to take part in this? Did they tell you they'd do all of the work, and all you have to do is be a stand in? Seems about right when I think of it. You're looking for an easy pay check, and unfortunately it doesn't work that way. What will work however is the realization you're in over your head! You'll understand quickly you don't belong and you'll walk out showing how much you don't care. Or you'll stay and physically you'll be there but mentally you'll be some place else. I'm guessing the second option is more likely. You're going to want to play the part that the reason you're doing this is because you desperately want to see Bonnie Blue as World Champion. However, that's not the truth. I'm sure you share the same truth I do, and that truth is we all ready have a World Champion we can depend on. We don't need Bonnie Blue running around here acting like she owns the world when she doesn't! If you want to see a champion who needs a muzzle then you can cast your vote for Bonnie. The rest of us know that Odin Balfore will not be losing the belt, and its an honor for me to help give him a night off. He's proven he deserves a night off. Unlike your buddy Bonnie Blue who set her sights on the Tag Belts but of course has no follow through so she is still chasing a dream she cannot accomplish. She had her chance and she lost. The same rules she holds true for the rest of us should apply to her as well don't you agree Damian? It's time for the WCF to move on to Odin's next challenger but Bonnie is still displaying her hurt feelings over losing. So of course thats why this Hellmination match is necessary. To put you out of your fucking misery early, and for your so called friend to see how truly worthless you are! You can't depend on anybody in your team. If Stephen Singh gets five minutes without his mother trying to cost him this match then chances are he'll lose due to his crush on the new Television Champion Kennedy Matthews! That is if Teo Blaze doesn't beat her for the belt at this event. Damian Kaine, the man who will fail because that's what his destiny brings him. It's just that simple, and I can only hope you can work in the ring. Something tells me you cannot because you've been laying out of work. Waiting for this particular moment. It's nice that I'll be on the team that shows what an epic fail you actually are. Bring everything you have Damian you're going to need it but even that won't be enough because you are destined to lose!
Noble Savage, you've been on a roll lately, and its no surprise you'd be chosen to be on Bonnie's team. But isn't there a conflict of interest here? You were next in line for the WCF World Championship, and yet you're forced to fight for Bonnie getting a world title shot. If I were you I'd turn on Bonnie Blue because it's clear she doesn't give a fuck about anybody but herself! If she were to win then the WCF might as well close it doors. The people who could bring her active competition would be immediately dismissed because she only cares about herself. She doesn't care about what it takes or means to be world champion. You know it, and I know it. Which really leaves me scratching my head as to why you'd actually agree to be on her team. Regardless, its a mistake you'll come to regret! You may have won War but this isn't war any more. It's a battle of a whole new type. A battle you cannot win! You better face facts now Bonnie because nothing I'm telling you is false. It's all true. It's something you need to heavily consider. Do you really want Bonnie Blue to take your place, or would you rather show her you're better than her? I expect an answer from you Noble. An intelligent answer that isn't a copy of the broken records you're fighting for! Noble, I don't really have a problem with you either. It surprised me knowing that I was going to have to just make your life a living hell for as long as this match continues. All of your fighting spirit will not be enough to over come the threats that are on Odin's team. You're only fooling yourself if you can actually say you respect Bonnie Blue because deep down I know you don't. That means I'm going to have to beat some sense into you. Make you realize what your actual potential is, and then make you disgrace yourself when you fail! For once its not hard to predict what will happen because you make it too easy Noble. You will try hard, but you will fail. That's life for you though. If you were suppose to be the wild card that scares our team the strategy didn't work worth a fuck! Sorry to say. Bonnie knows what its like to fail. She has experience in being a failure, but the difference is she can't accept her failures and move on. I will tell you this though Noble you're going to learn how to take a loss, and then move on. There will be nothing more you can do expect to move on. Noble, its not that I don't like you. Hell its not as if I don't respect you. The truth of the matter is that you are misguided, and like somebody else on your team you don't have your priorities in order! Better line them up a little better than to stay on the losing team. You might be devastated to lose, and I'm hoping you get that way so I can stomp face and leave the memento of my size 15 boot print in your face! Noble I know you'll try to spin this to your advantage but you have no advantage, and if you side with Bonnie instead of Odin you'll be left out in the cold when it comes to a title shot. But then that will be your own fault for accepting an invitation to something you had no business in accepting in the first place!
Alex Richards, the broken fucking record! That should be your new nick name if you want me to be honest! Even if you don't I'm going to be honest any way. At War your plans to rid me of that match didn't go as you planned. You didn't survive that match! What's more hilarious, and proves your failure at the same time is the subject matter you hold on to. As if anybody cares because they don't. I won't even get into what you do in the privacy of your own home because the rest of your team mates don't know what a sick fuck you actually are! Spare me the goddamn subject matter when you speak to me because it didn't work for you, and it still won't work for you. I didn't need any lawyer did I? I fight my own battles while you settle for the same old bull shit! Every time you open your mouth the needle on my bull shit meter vibrates to the point where I think you might be the one to break it! You need to get yourself some new tactics because the old ones aren't working, and never worked! You also need to watch your mouth before you get yourself on the FBI's Most Wanted List. You know why that is and I will not explain why. You can't project something like you do as a joke without the consequences coming back to bite you in a big way. Jokes like that are in poor taste and actually show that you do not have the talent to back up what you're saying. You learned that at War didn't you? All your little drivel came back and caused you to lose at War while I on the other hand was the fucking show stealer! You, Alex could actually show your full potential if you weren't a lying sack of shit! Of course it doesn't take a genius to know that about you.Your sister in arms... well I've saved the best for last, and I'll get to her next. It's clear you follow her lead though. You're nothing but Bonnie Blue's puppet, and she is the one who is pulling your strings! You lack the charisma to get by on your own, and you lack the talent to be a singles competitor. You lack the killer instinct to cut a decent promo so its no wonder you do what you do! You can't help it. Bonnie Blue controls everything you do! Without Bonnie Blue you would not have a career in the WCF. You'd be goddamn after thought if it wasn't for her, and then you criticize me for being truthful about the whole situation. Seems to me like you can't even think for yourself either! If you actually had a mind of your own then you, and I might be able to get some where but since you don't we're destined to go into circles until you figure out the meaning of insanity, or you're arrested by the FBI, and then investigated by them for those past statements you've made. Now that would be karma. Of course since I'm here in the WCF we're going to settle it by me caving your damn face in, and leaving you in a pool of your own blood. Alex it looks like the final chapter between the two of us has arrived. But since you're a puppet, and can't think on your own you better get Bonnie Blue's permission before you think, or speak. She runs the show, and you don't! Tell me Alex how does it feel to be absolutely irrelevant!
Bonnie Blue, the woman of the hour. You know I don't know what the hell the WCF is thinking! You all ready had your shot at the belt, and you lost. Before you tell me to stop crying about it I'm not crying about anything. I'm just stating the facts. I'm also stating the facts when I tell you that myself, and the rest of my team are going to make damn sure you aren't getting a title shot at Payback. You simply don't deserve it. What have you done lately to deserve a WCF World Title shot? I'll tell you what? Absolutely nothing! You're the absolute worst Bonnie. You're willing to hold up the progress of the WCF to suit your own needs. That is completely disgusting. It's what we've come to expect from you though. When assembling your team I'm sure you didn't do your home work. Any of them could turn on you at any time. But you're not worried about a mutiny are you? You should be though. It's in the realm of possibility. It's not like your perfect little fantasy world where nothing goes wrong! I'm sure when we see you you'll be your snarky little self. Trying to do what you usually do! But I'm not worried at all. I'm not leaving that match until you, and every single one of your team mates are eliminated. Every single one of them will have to face their loss in a respectable way. Especially you. No stamping of your feet or tearing up! I'm happy this match is happening, and I'm happy to be apart of this match too. To add to the WCF history of beating you. You may call yourself The Guardians but you won't be able to protect your team mates. Speaking of The Guardians, what happened to you, and Alex in the tag team division? Were you ceremoniously thrown out! That would be awesome if it happened! Of course your puppet would be crying about how he didn't receive a fair shot so you two need another shot! You see the truth is I don't know how you got this shot, and I don't care. The only thing I care about is making sure you don't get another shot! So Bonnie I want you to bring your puppet Alex Richards so I can make sure he's eliminated and can no longer help you. Keep looking over your shoulder as it concerns Noble Savage. Hope Damian Kaine actually shows up. Finally hope Stephen Singh's mother doesn't derail your whole operation. I would hope she does because it would be hilarious to see that Stephen Singh cannot stand up to his own mom. Bonnie, I suggest you keep this respectable. Because that is one of your biggest character flaws. Flaws aside though here is what will happen at Helloween. You will be forced to go back into the tag division because that is where you truly belong.You'll learn to stay out of singles competition!
James then continues the sight seeing around the town, and also hopes to promote the WCF event Helloween, we immediately fade to black!
As we open up we are in a conference room in an undisclosed location. There is a long wooden table with a steel chair pushed up against it. James Wolf walks into the conference room pulling out the chair, and then sitting down in the chair. We notice there is a file in his hand, and he immediately slams it down on the table. The Shebly County Records office was slow but at least this important information was in the posession of James, and not some nut ball who could make up more shit that didn't exist. James then sat down opening the file, and he begins reading what's contained within.
"Subject was 15 in 1994, and his sister was still a minor (age with held). Custody was granted to his grand parents up until the time the subject was 18 in 1998. Subjects grandparents listed are Francis Wolf, and Sophia Douglas-Wolf. Location:Unknown."
Helloween is now upon us. We'll see James Wolf in two matches. The first is against DW Wolf in an Electrified Steel Cage match, and the other one is on Odin Balfore's team. To help ensure that he doesn't have to defend the belt at Payback.
DW Wolf, I hope you have something important for me in this match. Instead of deciding to drone on about your life's work. Because I assure you nobody gives a fuck especially me! You are a fucking joke! Not only does the whole world all ready know this but the entire WCF knows it as well! You might have the Hardcore Title but that's okay you can keep the belt that is rarely defended because nobody wants to defend that belt. You're the new Garbage Wrestling Champion! Might as well pat yourself on the back for that accomplishment! I'm sure that piece of trash will be stinking up your mantle for years to come! I want to make something clear to you. I want it to be crystal clear to you so you don't misunderstand. I hope you can comprehend the English language because we live in the present. Presently you should also be worried because it's no accident I chose this match, and its also no accident that I'm not going to let you throw your weight around. There's already too much of that going on right now, and you know what? You're just the example I need to leave you broken with electricity pulsing through your veins. So much electricity pulsing through your veins they'll have to immediately take you to a hospital to make sure you're all right. I know how you say you came back to wrestle but you really wanted to come back to face me. It's rare that there are two guys with the last name "Wolf" in the same company. For some reason you wanted to face me. Instead of just "wrestle" see I take issue with that because if you just wanted to wrestle you'd just stop with the "This is my life bullshit, and actually focus what will be in front of you. If you were here to wrestle you wouldn't have accepted this match against me. You would have forced me into a match that could into your favor. But no! You had to make yourself a hypocrite last week. You would think that you'd pay more attention. It's no surprise however you're not just here to wrestle. You want to spread your "altered perception" But, one good thing about this match is no excuses, and its a way for you to finally shut the hell up!
You throw around words you don't even understand. Words like admiration which is fucking hysterical when I stop to think about it, and you may be asking yourself why. The reason is of course that I don't admire you and I'll never admire you! I can see you bringing up this match with you switching gears. Trying to pretend that you're in the present. Trying to tie this match into another admiration speech. Something along the lines of I'll respect you after the Electrified Steel Cage match is over. We all ready know the answer to that is no I won't! I simply cannot admire a person like you DW. If you find somebody who actually does they're probably in a town with a very low population. Something around the number of ten or less. It's rare but places like that do exist. Although judging by some research I did you'll be lucky if you can even make it back because its in the realm of possilibity that you'll be grounded. So do me a favor and sneak out so our match is not on the verge of being cancelled. I'm definitely going to make it, and there's not really a way to win by forfeit which I would personally go find you myself to prevent that from happening! I guess when it comes down to it you have to thank Stephen Singh's mother for handing you the WCF Hardcore Championship. Although, its not on the line this match would be perfect for a title defense. Cool your jets though... I'm not interested in that belt which you all ready know. The fact of the matter is the only reason why this match is happening right now is because its your classic grudge with a special twist added into it. We're putting a referee right in the middle of one of the most dangerous matches to ever grace the WCF, and once that cage is pad locked, and that electric wiring is live, well let's just say we can't stop the match to find another referee now can we? If the match should happen where the referee should become a crispy critter then the WCF will have to have another referee judge from outside. It would basically turn into a Last Man Standing Electrified Steel Cage then. Something I'm sure a lot of people would like to see. You, myself, and the ref who is going to hopefully stay out of our way! Singh's bitch of a mother isn't here to save you against me, and win or lose I do not stop delivering the punishment. Your WCF Hardcore Title doesn't mean shit to me so while I see how your proud enough to flaunt it all I'll be is completely disgusted. I'm sure you'll tell the same fairy tales though. That you'll be different from Singh, and actually defend the Hardcore Title the way it was meant to be defended but you can stop all your bull shit lies right now. In this Electrified Steel Cage I am going to make sure your central nervous system is rearranged to the point where your body cannot function properly. That is the whole reason I took away your decision to decide this match, and the stipulation. After this match whether I'm bathed in blood, sweat, and tears, I'm going balls to the wall, and my next move will be revealed. You'll want to be watching too. Not its not retirement so please don't suggest something that fucking ignorant. Maybe while your in the process of of a verbal journal you can squibble an entry in there where you know how you'll lose this match against the only Wolf who matters. I've been called a lot of things when I started my career but I've always been James Wolf, and I'll always be James Wolf. Whether you love me or you hate me! I'm genuine, and that just doesn't come around often.
While you're talking about differences let's just put that subject to rest. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your differences. Everybody evolves and changes. That is just human nature. You don't need to be the one to point it out about yourself. That's the real difference. Differences don't count. There's only one thing that matters in this match, and that is the pin fall. But even more than the pin fall is the violence that will take place. Show up with your Garbage Wrestling Championship, and be happy you're not defending it! Then it will be the Reign of Terror and my patented Hell on Earth finishing moves against The Kill. Which in my book The Kill is as weak as it gets. It's so weak that Scott Slayer could probably take you, and that speaks volumes! I can just see your next promo. Another promo of you doubting yourself, and then getting scathing toward me. No matter how scathing, and no matter what type of bull shit you pull on me I just want to let you know the WCF can all ready see what a big pussy you are. Sure you got the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship from a man who never defended the belt. That's not the type of accomplishment I'd like to place on my resume. It's a damn good thing I can all ready place multiple time World Champion on there. It doesn't matter that it wasn't in the WCF either because no matter what anybody says or does they can never take those accomplishments away from me. Just in the same way nobody can take away from you the fact that reading your promo seems like an episode of the Wonder Years than it does actually taking you serious! So Kevin, I want you to to make sure you don't tie the laces on your wrestling boots in a fashion you'll trip and fall directly on your face. You need to make a good impression in this match. You're all ready a garbage champion. You don't want to disappoint the junkies, the homeless, or the cop killers who look up to you. I'm sure they all want autographs when looking at what you've accomplished so far. Now there's just one other thing I've got to let you know before I move on, and I speak regarding the Main Event where I'll be helping one Odin Balfore not defend his title at WCF Payback.
Walking outside of the conference room we notice that James is all ready at the Town Square in Haddonfield, Illinois. He is all ready there to take in a view of the city. Make sure he doesn't get lost when Helloween actually takes place, and of course promote the event like only he can.
DW, now there is the subject of your dad. After he abused you, your whole childhood I bet now he is actually proud of you. Because your character is just like him. You can't wait to beat your wife, and child. Garbage must run in the family! It's obvious from the way you carry yourself to your disdain for other people. Their accomplishments mean nothing while you put yourself on a pedestal. Get ready because I'm going to knock you off that fucking pedistal. While you'll continue to remain a piece of garbage not only for your career, but for the rest of your life I just want you to understand that I get it. I get why you have to be a piece of trash. I mean when we take a look at your family tree its apparent. The mentally ill run prevalent there, the abusers, the liars, and the rest of the bottom feeders you descend from. Your ancenstry is full of garbage people. You have garbage running through your blood. It's really no surprise that you would win the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship. Especially at this moment in time. While you may think this Electrified Steel Cage match will burn the garbage right out of your pores the truth is, and this is the truth you can't admit to yourself. No amount of matches could ever burn the garbage out of you! It could be seen as sad but that is your truth! You're always destined to be garbage. Just like how the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship will never be important; the same can be said of your career. It'll never yield anything that can be seen stealing the show or the spot light. So while you sit there and tell me I'm a liar, or you try to alter the current perception I set up for everybody the damage is all ready done. You, and your garbage lineage will further stink up any area you go to but at least I, as a formidable, and intimidating force in the WCF can at least take our the garbage properly. At Helloween that's exactly what I will do. You, and your garbage title will mean nothing just like you do now! I'm taking out the garbage, and after I'm done with you; you can go stink up the WCF Garbage Wrestling Championship division! See you at Helloween. Hopefully you don't piss yourself before you enter that cage. The punishment that awaits you cannot be envisioned by the human mind but you will feel all the anguish that can come from these hands. The Wonder Years may have been a great series once Kevin! However there will be no Winnie Cooper to run to your side after my triumph is successful!
Now it was time to switch gears as they would say to the Hellimination match. If my team won then Odin Balfore would not have to defend his WCF World Title.
The members on Bonnie's team are herself, Alex Richards, Noble Savage, Damian Kaine, and Stephen Singh. Starting out on the members of this team James will go backward until he gets to Bonnie Blue herself. Which means that Stephen Singh has the luck of the draw. Unlucky number 13 if you will.
Stephen Singh, you know contrary to popular belief it was hard to believe you had a mother. The whole world saw what a fucking cunt she could really be. I see why you really wanted nothing to do with her but it gains you no sympathy from me. That's a problem you should have taken care of long before your career got to this point. We can at least agree on that because for everything else we will not agree. You went from having a successful church of brain washed cult like status to a huge fall from grace. I guess everybody has those once in a while but I've never experienced one because I know where my priorities lie so there isn't a thing that will ever come back to haunt me. Singh, I am a bit surprised that you would take Bonnie's side in this matter over what is clearly the better option. The better option is to let Bonnie Blue go face the man who beat you for the Garbage Wrestling Championship. I know how garbage likes to stick together, and apparently you are a member of Bonnie's team because you cannot stand on your own two feet. Of course you didn't need me to point this out to you Singh. It's things you all ready knew. I know you'll be compelled to do the obvious but after your fall you need a win, and a win is something that will elude you once again. The road is broad in the WCF, and of the many branching twist and turns all you can do is find yourself at a dead end at every pass. That's not very good for you Stephen. You can either get the church back together, or quit. I know quitting isn't in your nature, but I also know your church has had a pad lock on its doors for a very long while because The Church of Singh just isn't interested in conquering the world any more. I was almost certain I'd see you talking about the take over that nobody will see coming but then your mother causes you to lose what you coveted the most at this time. You were distracted. You lacked focus, and now I have to take care of your problem at Helloween! You might as well thank me for it too but I know you won't because you're too humble to do something like that. Or maybe you're just too goddamn stupid! Since you're taking Bonnie's side I want you to know that this is just business. I'll always side with our World Champion over The Guardians, and their tag alongs they bring. You won't make a difference because you'll have to get a restraining order against your mom, and we know she is going to violate it anyway. She doesn't know how to listen. The same as you! Stephen, you're falling apart right in front of us, and I'm going to help you continue that tradition because there's nothing more I'd rather do! You can't ever face the truth. Especially the truth that you're on the losing side. When the truth smacks you in the face like a 2x4 perhaps you'll finally understand what we've been saying all along. Either find that Stephen Singh that was a former World Champion, and every other past accolade I don't have time to look up. Or continue down the road into Hell! I know you're probably not one to take the easy road, and I'm not asking you too. The cracked path you venture on is one that will only lead you back to a mirror, and when you actually look into that mirror you'll be forced to confront yourself, and the decisions you've made to get you here. Enjoy that process because that will lead you to an elimination you so rightly deserve!
Damian Kaine, correct me if I'm wrong but just who in the blue fuck are you? Are you some jobber The Guardians paid to take part in this? Did they tell you they'd do all of the work, and all you have to do is be a stand in? Seems about right when I think of it. You're looking for an easy pay check, and unfortunately it doesn't work that way. What will work however is the realization you're in over your head! You'll understand quickly you don't belong and you'll walk out showing how much you don't care. Or you'll stay and physically you'll be there but mentally you'll be some place else. I'm guessing the second option is more likely. You're going to want to play the part that the reason you're doing this is because you desperately want to see Bonnie Blue as World Champion. However, that's not the truth. I'm sure you share the same truth I do, and that truth is we all ready have a World Champion we can depend on. We don't need Bonnie Blue running around here acting like she owns the world when she doesn't! If you want to see a champion who needs a muzzle then you can cast your vote for Bonnie. The rest of us know that Odin Balfore will not be losing the belt, and its an honor for me to help give him a night off. He's proven he deserves a night off. Unlike your buddy Bonnie Blue who set her sights on the Tag Belts but of course has no follow through so she is still chasing a dream she cannot accomplish. She had her chance and she lost. The same rules she holds true for the rest of us should apply to her as well don't you agree Damian? It's time for the WCF to move on to Odin's next challenger but Bonnie is still displaying her hurt feelings over losing. So of course thats why this Hellmination match is necessary. To put you out of your fucking misery early, and for your so called friend to see how truly worthless you are! You can't depend on anybody in your team. If Stephen Singh gets five minutes without his mother trying to cost him this match then chances are he'll lose due to his crush on the new Television Champion Kennedy Matthews! That is if Teo Blaze doesn't beat her for the belt at this event. Damian Kaine, the man who will fail because that's what his destiny brings him. It's just that simple, and I can only hope you can work in the ring. Something tells me you cannot because you've been laying out of work. Waiting for this particular moment. It's nice that I'll be on the team that shows what an epic fail you actually are. Bring everything you have Damian you're going to need it but even that won't be enough because you are destined to lose!
Noble Savage, you've been on a roll lately, and its no surprise you'd be chosen to be on Bonnie's team. But isn't there a conflict of interest here? You were next in line for the WCF World Championship, and yet you're forced to fight for Bonnie getting a world title shot. If I were you I'd turn on Bonnie Blue because it's clear she doesn't give a fuck about anybody but herself! If she were to win then the WCF might as well close it doors. The people who could bring her active competition would be immediately dismissed because she only cares about herself. She doesn't care about what it takes or means to be world champion. You know it, and I know it. Which really leaves me scratching my head as to why you'd actually agree to be on her team. Regardless, its a mistake you'll come to regret! You may have won War but this isn't war any more. It's a battle of a whole new type. A battle you cannot win! You better face facts now Bonnie because nothing I'm telling you is false. It's all true. It's something you need to heavily consider. Do you really want Bonnie Blue to take your place, or would you rather show her you're better than her? I expect an answer from you Noble. An intelligent answer that isn't a copy of the broken records you're fighting for! Noble, I don't really have a problem with you either. It surprised me knowing that I was going to have to just make your life a living hell for as long as this match continues. All of your fighting spirit will not be enough to over come the threats that are on Odin's team. You're only fooling yourself if you can actually say you respect Bonnie Blue because deep down I know you don't. That means I'm going to have to beat some sense into you. Make you realize what your actual potential is, and then make you disgrace yourself when you fail! For once its not hard to predict what will happen because you make it too easy Noble. You will try hard, but you will fail. That's life for you though. If you were suppose to be the wild card that scares our team the strategy didn't work worth a fuck! Sorry to say. Bonnie knows what its like to fail. She has experience in being a failure, but the difference is she can't accept her failures and move on. I will tell you this though Noble you're going to learn how to take a loss, and then move on. There will be nothing more you can do expect to move on. Noble, its not that I don't like you. Hell its not as if I don't respect you. The truth of the matter is that you are misguided, and like somebody else on your team you don't have your priorities in order! Better line them up a little better than to stay on the losing team. You might be devastated to lose, and I'm hoping you get that way so I can stomp face and leave the memento of my size 15 boot print in your face! Noble I know you'll try to spin this to your advantage but you have no advantage, and if you side with Bonnie instead of Odin you'll be left out in the cold when it comes to a title shot. But then that will be your own fault for accepting an invitation to something you had no business in accepting in the first place!
Alex Richards, the broken fucking record! That should be your new nick name if you want me to be honest! Even if you don't I'm going to be honest any way. At War your plans to rid me of that match didn't go as you planned. You didn't survive that match! What's more hilarious, and proves your failure at the same time is the subject matter you hold on to. As if anybody cares because they don't. I won't even get into what you do in the privacy of your own home because the rest of your team mates don't know what a sick fuck you actually are! Spare me the goddamn subject matter when you speak to me because it didn't work for you, and it still won't work for you. I didn't need any lawyer did I? I fight my own battles while you settle for the same old bull shit! Every time you open your mouth the needle on my bull shit meter vibrates to the point where I think you might be the one to break it! You need to get yourself some new tactics because the old ones aren't working, and never worked! You also need to watch your mouth before you get yourself on the FBI's Most Wanted List. You know why that is and I will not explain why. You can't project something like you do as a joke without the consequences coming back to bite you in a big way. Jokes like that are in poor taste and actually show that you do not have the talent to back up what you're saying. You learned that at War didn't you? All your little drivel came back and caused you to lose at War while I on the other hand was the fucking show stealer! You, Alex could actually show your full potential if you weren't a lying sack of shit! Of course it doesn't take a genius to know that about you.Your sister in arms... well I've saved the best for last, and I'll get to her next. It's clear you follow her lead though. You're nothing but Bonnie Blue's puppet, and she is the one who is pulling your strings! You lack the charisma to get by on your own, and you lack the talent to be a singles competitor. You lack the killer instinct to cut a decent promo so its no wonder you do what you do! You can't help it. Bonnie Blue controls everything you do! Without Bonnie Blue you would not have a career in the WCF. You'd be goddamn after thought if it wasn't for her, and then you criticize me for being truthful about the whole situation. Seems to me like you can't even think for yourself either! If you actually had a mind of your own then you, and I might be able to get some where but since you don't we're destined to go into circles until you figure out the meaning of insanity, or you're arrested by the FBI, and then investigated by them for those past statements you've made. Now that would be karma. Of course since I'm here in the WCF we're going to settle it by me caving your damn face in, and leaving you in a pool of your own blood. Alex it looks like the final chapter between the two of us has arrived. But since you're a puppet, and can't think on your own you better get Bonnie Blue's permission before you think, or speak. She runs the show, and you don't! Tell me Alex how does it feel to be absolutely irrelevant!
Bonnie Blue, the woman of the hour. You know I don't know what the hell the WCF is thinking! You all ready had your shot at the belt, and you lost. Before you tell me to stop crying about it I'm not crying about anything. I'm just stating the facts. I'm also stating the facts when I tell you that myself, and the rest of my team are going to make damn sure you aren't getting a title shot at Payback. You simply don't deserve it. What have you done lately to deserve a WCF World Title shot? I'll tell you what? Absolutely nothing! You're the absolute worst Bonnie. You're willing to hold up the progress of the WCF to suit your own needs. That is completely disgusting. It's what we've come to expect from you though. When assembling your team I'm sure you didn't do your home work. Any of them could turn on you at any time. But you're not worried about a mutiny are you? You should be though. It's in the realm of possibility. It's not like your perfect little fantasy world where nothing goes wrong! I'm sure when we see you you'll be your snarky little self. Trying to do what you usually do! But I'm not worried at all. I'm not leaving that match until you, and every single one of your team mates are eliminated. Every single one of them will have to face their loss in a respectable way. Especially you. No stamping of your feet or tearing up! I'm happy this match is happening, and I'm happy to be apart of this match too. To add to the WCF history of beating you. You may call yourself The Guardians but you won't be able to protect your team mates. Speaking of The Guardians, what happened to you, and Alex in the tag team division? Were you ceremoniously thrown out! That would be awesome if it happened! Of course your puppet would be crying about how he didn't receive a fair shot so you two need another shot! You see the truth is I don't know how you got this shot, and I don't care. The only thing I care about is making sure you don't get another shot! So Bonnie I want you to bring your puppet Alex Richards so I can make sure he's eliminated and can no longer help you. Keep looking over your shoulder as it concerns Noble Savage. Hope Damian Kaine actually shows up. Finally hope Stephen Singh's mother doesn't derail your whole operation. I would hope she does because it would be hilarious to see that Stephen Singh cannot stand up to his own mom. Bonnie, I suggest you keep this respectable. Because that is one of your biggest character flaws. Flaws aside though here is what will happen at Helloween. You will be forced to go back into the tag division because that is where you truly belong.You'll learn to stay out of singles competition!
James then continues the sight seeing around the town, and also hopes to promote the WCF event Helloween, we immediately fade to black!
