One Man Bang's Twitter Thread

[Jayson Price]

@realjaysonprice

Mama Mustache found out that Ten Ton Hammer isn't just the name of my signature move and now the Mustache's have a brand new daddy. #MonsterCawkRuiningFamilies


@realjaysonprice

Don't worry Buffy, ole Papa Price will make sure your mama comes back tonight. Wait, I meant to say she'll get cum on her back. #NoBastardsForPrice

[Mama Stache]

How many time do I gotta tell ya, i've been barren for fawkin years.

First you cum inside me

then Tinder sucks it out and spits it back into your penis... well, that's what he did for roid because roid only had one good load left in him, and we had to keep reusing it.

[Papa Stache]

Oct 24, 2018 17:06:48 GMT -5 Mama Stache said:

 ...roid only had one good load left in him...

Not anymore brother.  Now it's on Biff's underwear that Biffbot 69 is wearing right now.  

[Jayson Price]

@realjaysonprice

The Mushroom God takes no chances with his super sperm. A barren vagina becomes a flourishing garden with just one shot from my love gun.

[Ulysses Nabrow]

Here’s the thing you don’t understand. First, Ursula Nabrow would rather FUCK her own husband than her brother. Here’s the thing you don’t understand. Now she wants to FUCK The One Man Bang rather than FUCK her own brother rather than FUCK her own husband. Here’s the thing you don’t understand. This is BULL-SHIT.