Post by Kaz on Sept 8, 2014 4:48:05 GMT -5
Your Name: Evan Montgomery
Wrestler's name: "The Godson of Professional Wrestling" Kaz Mazy
Gimmick: This man needs no gimmick. He's as THICK as they cum and lives his life in a manner most THICK. One half of the hottest Tag Team in the in-DUHS-TREE today, and he aims to keep it that way.
Height/weight: 5' 11''/225 lbs
Hometown: The Poondocks
Alignment (Face/heel/neutral): Face
Appearance/attire:
- Paul London (Pic Base Link)
- Long bearded mother fuck
- Knee length black trunks with his name emblazoned across the sides. Black and white boots with "MAZY" emblazoned in light blue and golden trimming. Same colored forearm length bands.
Entrance and music: "2nd Sucks" - A Day To Remember
Heavy guitar distortion cuts through the arena as all the lights shut off, minus a gaggle of blue and green on the stage. They all aim at the tron which is showing an unorthodox entrance video. It shows WCF Superstar Kaz Mazy performing daring feats all in Super Nintendo fighting game graphics ala Mortal Kombat.
"FIGHT!!!"
"2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember starts blaring as lights explode throughout the arena and the words growl sending a shiver up every collective spine in attendance. The battle cry makes men sprout thick and all the baddest of poons wet. Every child in attendance grows hair on their ballsack and they reach for the nearest bong and start tokin' up!
Spotlights center on one of the entrances in the crowd where Kaz stands, kendo holstered to his back, his Tag Team Championship in his hand, and Bolts Quackenbush waving that Old Glory PG Flag with the Ham' n' Sick' and the Fitty Stars and Thickteen Bars.
Zac Davis: It's Kaz Mazy!
Freddy Whoa: The only thing that would make this entrance thicker is titties being motorboated!
As if on cue, Bolts motorboats the baddest set of titties in attendance on that instant transmission shit as Kaz starts making his way down the steps, throwing his hands in the air with each cry of his name.
Crowd: KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ!
Kaz leaps the barricade and slides into the ring. He taunts to the crowd from the second rope and they explode in Kaz cheers once again.
Crowd: KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ!
Kaz hands his effects to Bolts who guards them with his life. Kaz leans against the turnbuckle as his music fades and awaits the start of the match.
Style:
Technical, High-Flyer, Striker (Mostly kicks)
Favorite Moves (At least 5):
- Diving Crossbody
- Springboard variations (Float over DDT, dropkick, moonsault, crossbody)
- Float over german suplex
- Northern Lights Suplex
- Dropsault
- Frankensteiner
- Hurricanrana
- Belly to belly suplex
Trademark move and description:
- Warm Sun (Front-Flip Mushroom Stomp)
- Reptilian (Asai DDT hit from anywhere apron, turnbuckle, rope, barricade, etc.)
- Hanging Dong (Running Knee to the face of a seated opponent)
Finisher and description:
- KAZ-tration (Kaz puts his opponent - or they wind up - in the Shattered Dreams position. He charges them and smashes them in the ding dong with a double dropkick)
- RKAZRO (RKO)
- Lubrication Twist (Spinning Unprettier)
- Kami-KAZ-I (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press)
Manager? If so, name and description: Bolts Quackenbush/Buddy Roman
(OLD) Sophia Tredway (Rashida Jones - Pic Base Link)
Wrestler's name: "The Godson of Professional Wrestling" Kaz Mazy
Gimmick: This man needs no gimmick. He's as THICK as they cum and lives his life in a manner most THICK. One half of the hottest Tag Team in the in-DUHS-TREE today, and he aims to keep it that way.
Height/weight: 5' 11''/225 lbs
Hometown: The Poondocks
Alignment (Face/heel/neutral): Face
Appearance/attire:
- Paul London (Pic Base Link)
- Long bearded mother fuck
- Knee length black trunks with his name emblazoned across the sides. Black and white boots with "MAZY" emblazoned in light blue and golden trimming. Same colored forearm length bands.
Entrance and music: "2nd Sucks" - A Day To Remember
Heavy guitar distortion cuts through the arena as all the lights shut off, minus a gaggle of blue and green on the stage. They all aim at the tron which is showing an unorthodox entrance video. It shows WCF Superstar Kaz Mazy performing daring feats all in Super Nintendo fighting game graphics ala Mortal Kombat.
"FIGHT!!!"
"2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember starts blaring as lights explode throughout the arena and the words growl sending a shiver up every collective spine in attendance. The battle cry makes men sprout thick and all the baddest of poons wet. Every child in attendance grows hair on their ballsack and they reach for the nearest bong and start tokin' up!
Spotlights center on one of the entrances in the crowd where Kaz stands, kendo holstered to his back, his Tag Team Championship in his hand, and Bolts Quackenbush waving that Old Glory PG Flag with the Ham' n' Sick' and the Fitty Stars and Thickteen Bars.
Zac Davis: It's Kaz Mazy!
Freddy Whoa: The only thing that would make this entrance thicker is titties being motorboated!
As if on cue, Bolts motorboats the baddest set of titties in attendance on that instant transmission shit as Kaz starts making his way down the steps, throwing his hands in the air with each cry of his name.
Crowd: KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ!
Kaz leaps the barricade and slides into the ring. He taunts to the crowd from the second rope and they explode in Kaz cheers once again.
Crowd: KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ! KAZ!
Kaz hands his effects to Bolts who guards them with his life. Kaz leans against the turnbuckle as his music fades and awaits the start of the match.
Style:
Technical, High-Flyer, Striker (Mostly kicks)
Favorite Moves (At least 5):
- Diving Crossbody
- Springboard variations (Float over DDT, dropkick, moonsault, crossbody)
- Float over german suplex
- Northern Lights Suplex
- Dropsault
- Frankensteiner
- Hurricanrana
- Belly to belly suplex
Trademark move and description:
- Warm Sun (Front-Flip Mushroom Stomp)
- Reptilian (Asai DDT hit from anywhere apron, turnbuckle, rope, barricade, etc.)
- Hanging Dong (Running Knee to the face of a seated opponent)
Finisher and description:
- KAZ-tration (Kaz puts his opponent - or they wind up - in the Shattered Dreams position. He charges them and smashes them in the ding dong with a double dropkick)
- RKAZRO (RKO)
- Lubrication Twist (Spinning Unprettier)
- Kami-KAZ-I (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press)
Manager? If so, name and description: Bolts Quackenbush/Buddy Roman
(OLD) Sophia Tredway (Rashida Jones - Pic Base Link)