@realDonaldHump

[President Donald Hump]

Now that The Original Loser James Wolf is back in Canada for the Double-DCF Whore Match, I am ordering a wall to immediately be installed on the US-Canadian border. All attempts by Little Jimmy to penetrate the wall will make him a clear and present danger to the United States and will lead to his immediate execution by the US Border Patrol, although I've never seen a little jimmy that could penetrate anything.

My big, beautiful jimmy, on the other hand, has penetrated walls all over the world.

[President Donald Trump]

Sept 30, 2018 7:05:59 GMT -5 President Donald Hump said:

Now that The Original Loser James Wolf is back in Canada for the Double-DCF Whore Match, I am ordering a wall to immediately be installed on the US-Canadian border. All attempts by Little Jimmy to penetrate the wall will make him a clear and present danger to the United States and will lead to his immediate execution by the US Border Patrol, although I've never seen a little jimmy that could penetrate anything.

My big, beautiful jimmy, on the other hand, has penetrated walls all over the world.

[President Donald Trump]

Folks, this is just another example of the obstructionist dems. I have a great relationship with Canada; they love me there. They tell me all the time that they want me as their president. Its true. They want to kick out their current prime minister and make me president, can you believe that foklks? Me, president. I'll be president of not one but two countries. It'll be great.

But this Fake News Donald Hump, lyin, low energy Donald Hump is just china trying to obstruct our midterm elections so that the Dems can come in and ruin this proud and great country. They are jealous that I have the best presidency ever. ever. of all time. Better than anyone in history. And the Deep State Fake News Ds wants China to hack our election so they can let immigrants into this country. I hope you folks like Chimmichangas because if the Dems win the midterms, they want to make that our new national bird. Weak on crime, Weak on the boarder, weak on trade. Its terrible and this Donald Hump is just a Dem/china bot trying to hack and subvert our great and proud electoral history and your american rights. FBI must look into!!

[President Donald Hump]

This is all fake boobs. This hack, who replaced the “h” in my last name with “tr” is a front for the Little Jimmy Wolf PAC that’s trying to bankroll his open border, illegal immigration agenda.

Let me make one thing perfectly clear: we will not let the Little Jimmy Wolf’s of this world endanger our great, beautiful country. We are not going to let shithole countries send Americans that we don’t want back into our country.

I’ve received reports from the NSA that this Donald Trump is a Russian or possibly North Korean spy. If he’s Russian, than this is a hilarious spoof on me that is much better than the “comedy” you see on low-rated SNL. If he’s a North Korean, then North Korea needs to be obliterated with all the hellfire we can muster.

If you’re the real Donald Hump, then where on my body is the tattoo of Marco Rubio dressed like The Gimp from Pulp Fiction?

[James Wolf]

Melania Hump has not aged well. Who could blame her after being married to the @realdonaldhump

[President Donald Hump]

Well, that's not Melania, that's Hillary Clitin'. But like Melania, she's gone down on me, too. Very poor blow job. I understand Bill's moral dilemma. Not the one where he has to decide if he wants to cheat on her. I'm talking about the one where he has to decide if he should tell her.