Post by Tinder Maballs on Sept 29, 2018 8:26:48 GMT -5
Tinder Maballs begins recording himself on a cell phone in the basement of Mustache Manor. He's speaking very quietly so as not to be heard.
Tinder Maballs: Hello. My name is Tinder Maballs. I'm from Poonjob, India. I came to the United States last year on a student visa.
After a few months of living in this country, funds started to run low, so I found a job as a butler for the Mustache Family here at Mustache Manor.
The job quickly evolved into that of a sex worker for the Mustaches.
I didn't mind so much. It was having sex for the first time in my life and I was making money for it. Then, The Mustaches decided to stop paying me. And the sex became much more sadistic and violent. I was increasingly forced to do things that I did not want to do.
Chief among them is perform cunnilingus on Mrs. Mustache.
I have virtually no teeth left and there is a strange growth forming on my tongue.
Mrs. Mustache's vagina proves that there are dirtier places in the world than India.
I am entering the Double DCF War Match with the hope of winning the Double DCF World Title at One and earning enough money to smuggle my way back to India.
But if anyone from INS sees this, my visa expired six months ago. I am in this country illegally. Please deport me.
If literally anybody out there in the world sees this, please help me.
And to my fam---
Mama Mustache: Hey! What the fuck are you doin'?! Are you makin' a gawd damn rescue plea video?! You ain't goin' nowhere! You haven't eaten my snatch for five hours and Mama's starting to feel a little abandoned. Gimme that phone! Gimme that fuckin' phone! Get the f---
The phone falls to the floor and the video cuts out.
Tinder Maballs: Hello. My name is Tinder Maballs. I'm from Poonjob, India. I came to the United States last year on a student visa.
After a few months of living in this country, funds started to run low, so I found a job as a butler for the Mustache Family here at Mustache Manor.
The job quickly evolved into that of a sex worker for the Mustaches.
I didn't mind so much. It was having sex for the first time in my life and I was making money for it. Then, The Mustaches decided to stop paying me. And the sex became much more sadistic and violent. I was increasingly forced to do things that I did not want to do.
Chief among them is perform cunnilingus on Mrs. Mustache.
I have virtually no teeth left and there is a strange growth forming on my tongue.
Mrs. Mustache's vagina proves that there are dirtier places in the world than India.
I am entering the Double DCF War Match with the hope of winning the Double DCF World Title at One and earning enough money to smuggle my way back to India.
But if anyone from INS sees this, my visa expired six months ago. I am in this country illegally. Please deport me.
If literally anybody out there in the world sees this, please help me.
And to my fam---
Mama Mustache: Hey! What the fuck are you doin'?! Are you makin' a gawd damn rescue plea video?! You ain't goin' nowhere! You haven't eaten my snatch for five hours and Mama's starting to feel a little abandoned. Gimme that phone! Gimme that fuckin' phone! Get the f---
The phone falls to the floor and the video cuts out.
