The Princess Diaries : Chapter 3 : Leading the Charge Sept 23, 2018 20:59:20 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2018 20:59:20 GMT -5
As You Probably Know
Slam didn't go according to plan for Kennedy Matthews. Her tag partner, and that term is used looser than Kylie Moore's vagina, turned on her. Kylie Moore left Kennedy in the ring to be torn apart by the wolves.. some Very Big wolves. Nevermind that. She had a run in with Estrella Luiz during the final segment on Slam. Kennedy was ready for War and all the glory and stress it would bring. The stars would have to align perfectly for Kennedy Matthews to win the match but hey weirder things have happened. I mean, Mama Mustache was once a virgin.
All's Fair in Love and War
The scene opens to a shot of Kennedy Matthews' computer. Skype begins ringing as we see her older sister, Sadie Matthews, pop up on the screen.
Hey Ken. How are ya?
Kennedy just shakes her head almost as if she doesn't know what to say to her sister. She has tears in her eyes and an almost demonic laugh accompaning them. Sadie again tries to talk to her sister.
Ken, come on. You can tell me anything.
Kennedy finally speaks as she laughs into the camera.
That's just it, Sadie. You can't help me. You see we have War coming up. I should be strategizing and instead I am sitting in front of a computer screen crying.
Ken, it is completely normal to..
Kennedy interrupts Sadie.
I wasn't done. The fact of the matter is this. Nothing about me, nor you, nor any of this is normal. People say I am the weakest link in the Matthews family. That I will never amount to anything close to you or mom or dad. I say fuck that. It is time for me to blaze my own path to glory. No longer will I survive on a name. Oh no. I will survive as the woman who within a year went from bust of a WCF newcomer to the winner of War. Good bye Sadie.
Kennedy hangs up on her sister as she grabs a cigarette from her bag. She lights it and takes a deep drag letting a huge cloud of smoke escape her ruby red lips slowly. She smirks as she begins speaking again.
The oxford dictionary defines war as "A state of competition or hostility between different people or groups." That is one way to put things that transpired to end this past week's edition of Slam. The Monstimals, The Mustaches, Fourgasm just to name a few were involved in a huge fight that broke out because Stephen Singh and Teo Del Sol wanted to have a dick measuring match. There is an easy way to judge that. Have Mama Stache suck on them and whoever cums first loses.
She laughs thinking she was the funniest person in the world. The laughter lasts only a few moments before she gets serious again. She shakes her head side to side.
I look at the lineup for War and I realize something. Even though the internet marks and Management try to build the WCF roster up as if it is the greatest roster the company has ever had, there are only a few people, barring some huge return, that could potentially win this. I have to be in the talks of being top eight at least. I mean there are a lot of throw away talents in this match. Guys who aren't quite what the WCF emcompasses. Guys like Amos, who has yet to win a match. Guys like Scott Slayer who couldn't eliminate his dick in a masturbation contest. Guys like Marlboro Man whom I am scared to throw over the ropes in case he breaks a hip.
She takes another drag from her cigarette, the lit end illuminating a very dim room. She keeps on speaking as she keeps going through the participants.
Since we looked at the never gonna bes. Let's look at the talented but not quite ready tier as I like to call it. The list of people who think they are ready for the big times but aren't even close. This is reserved for guys like the Very Big Spaniards. I mean, sure they will be tough to eliminate since they are Very Big, but not fat I will just throw that out there. The only true fat cow in this match is the one who turned her back on me this past week, Kylie Moore. I feel bad for Lilianna Rose for having to carry you when you are obviously past your expiration date. More on Lilianna later on. The Ultimate Destroyer is another one that I can't wait to get my hands on. He is someone who has it all. He has the look. The charisma. The size. Too bad he couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag that was pre ripped for him. There is also the wanna be, James Wolf. He was so confident that he was something that he made a little wager with Buff Mustache that whoever lost would have to start War at number one. Surprise, surprise. Wolf lost and is now the cursed number one spot. Wolf, you were unsuccessful in going for the Television Title, not once, not twice, but three times. What makes you think you are anything more than a wanna be?
She takes a final drag off of her cigarette and puts it out in an ashtray before going on to the next tier.
The next tier is one I would like to call the wildcards or the unknowns. People who there isn't enough known about to fully say they are going to be easy to eliminate. Guys like Quinton Cross. All I know about this guy is he was essentially trained by the streets which means he knows how to fight but does he truly know how to wrestle? Does he have what it takes to go toe to toe with the likes of me or Stephen Singh? Then there is the Matriarch of the Mustache family. Mama Mustache herself. She has come into contact with some of the greatest in this business in the present and the past. She is definitely someone who has great intelligence and vast wisdom but can she keep her dusty bat cave of a vagina in her pants long enough to make a difference? Another wildcard, which I mentioned earlier is Miss Lilianna Rose. You see, Miss Rose is young and talented. She is weighed down with that forty year old piece of baggage known as Kylie Moore.
She lights up another cigarette as she continues speaking.
Pitiful, I know. Such a pretty young girl like me smoking cigarettes. The thing about it is, like with any habit, I can drop it at any point. I know I probably sound like a second rate meth addict right there. That is the drug of choice here in North America is it not? You know, I am tired of surprises and that is all this War match will be... a fuck ton of surprises. Whether it is someone recently gone like Mikey X, the man who got all emo over losing his title as quickly as he won it. Maybe someone like Dune who is... God knows where. Maybe someone like Tyler Debonair, who hasn't been seen since Kylie Moore beat him. It could be someone like Corey Black stepping between the ropes though I am sure he is too busy jacking off to Lilianna Rose's newest Instagram post to even try to enter this match. Maybe the mustached non Mustache family member, Luke Force will show up. Wade Moor perhaps? Is he dead yet? Maybe Kevin Bishop has come to keep an eye on his wife and make sure she isn't whoring around with yet another cult leader? Maybe Jesis Kryst himself will show up again. I mean his first WCF run was here and gone quicker than my fucking period could come and go. Maybe the ghost of Jackson Caine or David Sanchez will show up though I doubt Sanchez will EVER show his pathetic face in this company again. Joey Flash had a huge win at XIII so maybe he will show up again. If he does, I will eliminate him in a flash. Dean Wolf could come in as long as he is back in our dimension. I guess there is a chance the Judge could show up and I will be quick to put him to justice.
Kennedy takes another draw off of her cigarette before placing it in the ashtray to speak again.
One by one I will eliminate each and every member of this match up as I ease my way to the ultimate prize. This kind of event is where stars are born. I don't care if it is Bonnie Blue or Odin Balfore I will be there to go toe to toe with them at the end of the night as we race to our ultimate showdown, no pun intended, at One. I don't want either of them to take it easy on me as I sure as hell won't take it easy on them. So many people are going to over look me but I am the fastest rising star in this company's history. I am on a one track rail to the World Title and no one will be able to stop me in the War match itself. I am here to show that I am not just another pretty face, I am not just another Matthews riding the coattails of her family. I am simply Kennedy. I am the name you will remember by the end of the night. I am focused more than ever. I am focused on my future. I am focused on being the new face of the WCF. Gone will be the days of Jayson Price. Gone will be the days of Logan. No one will remember any name other than Kennedy.
All Hail The Queen
The scene opens to a lavish hotel lobby. A crowd of people are gathered as we see an empty throne in the center of the crowd. Cameras are flashing as we see a picture of Kennedy Matthews with text that reads "Come see the Coronation of Queen Kennedy." in big pink lettering. A man walks up to a podium. He smirks as he speaks.
My name is Alfred Humperdink. I am the new butler and chauffeur for Miss Kennedy Matthews, of the WCF. She has allowed me to come up here and speak to you, her beloved fans.
Boos ring out in chorus as it is obvious that the WCF Galaxy doesn't think kindly of the self proclaimed Princess of Wrestling. Alfred nods.
Yes. Yes. I know each and every one of you are anxious for the Queen to arrive and that time will come. In the mean time I will speak on some of the things that Miss Kennedy has going for her and her views for the future of the WCF. You see, Miss Kennedy is tired of the same three people being in HER spotlight. She is ready to eradicate them from existing in the WCF. She is tired of the faux God, Odin Balfore. The man who is larger than life, until it is time to face Adam Young and then becomes a mere mortal. The man who seems untouchable until a feisty young upstart like Noble Savage decides to step up to the plate and knock him out for a three count. The man who is lazier than the Very Big Spaniards on a Friday afternoon at an all you can eat chinese buffet. You see, Odin is a false God. He is not someone anyone should worship and if it is he that Kennedy must take on at One then she plans to prove exactly why he is nothing more than a mere mortal posing to be a God. He is nothing more than a walking definition of sacrilige and the Queen has heard enough about him. Odin is more overrated than Stephen Singh and we all have heard what Miss Kennedy thinks of Thievin' Stephen and his walking coma of a mother. How Odin has managed to stay clear of the hands of Death himself is beyond me. He shouldn't be around anymore. Odin will be lucky to defeat Bonnie Blue but if he does manage then at the other end of the tunnel there will be a Queen waiting. What a build up WCF would have when a Queen and a God do battle at One.
Alfred pauses for a bit as he shuffles his index cards up. He smirks again as he speaks this time more sure of himself.
The other two that Queen Kennedy is tired of sharing the spotlight with are the ones who call themselves the Guardians. Alex Richards is the first focus. The man who looks like Nosferatu and Shrek had a baby and they left it out to bake in the sun too long. The man who speaks in more riddles than a troll hiding under a bridge. The man who just simply skates by as Bonnie takes all the fame and glory of a so called tag team. Richards is a Guardian alright. Guardian of Bonnie's ass. She has been called out as a murderer and nothing has been done. Why is the WCF helping her and Richards get away with this. What does the WCF have to gain for sweeping this all under the rug? Sure, Bonnie winning her first WCF World Title will be huge if it happens at War but was Jackson and Archer's life worth it? Corey Black, we demand answers. What would be bigger at One than the first ever all female main event at One. Hell, it has been five years since Sarah Twilight was the World Champion. There has not been a female World Champion since. I get it WCF however that doesn't mean it is right to hide Bonnie's crimes just for a huge internet breaking story. What is going to happen when it all comes crashing down? What is going to happen when Bonnie is found guilty of multiple counts of manslaughter while wearing the World Title in the courtroom? How is that for bad publicity for this company. The WCF needs a champion of class and culture. A champion from the United Kingdom. A champion from the Matthews blood line. A champion who is also a Queen. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen of the WCF Galaxy, Queen Kennedy Matthews!
The fans gathered boo in unison as Kennedy steps up to the podium. She speaks softly as if to hide the fact that we all know she is a cold hearted bitch. She sounds so innocent, although no one is buying it.
Hello one and all. As your Queen I am ready to introduce a new regime into the WCF as we turn the page soon on 2018 and we head toward 2019. It is a new era and there is a new face of this storied company, me. I am going to make sure you all are taken care of each and every week and I will make sure that management gives you the wrestlers you deserve. I know you all don't want to see Bonnie Blue anymore.
The fans begins chanting "HorrorKore" over and over as Kennedy smiles wider.
She may not be a great person but there is no need to call her a whore. She will be no more if she makes it to One to face me. I will help her meet back up with her love Jackson Caine as I make her want to end her own bloody life after I defeat her. I will make her more depressed than Lilianna Rose after seeing a bloody clown. I will make sure there is no more Odin Balfore.
The fans chant "Odin" as Kennedy laughs.
The youth will reign in this company as no more will be the old dinosaurs like Odin. There will be more integrity as the sexual deviants like the Mustache Family and Fourgasm are forced to change or retire.
The fans chant "We want Ass" as Kennedy laughs.
The company is run by Corey Black what more ass do you need? All that matters is come the new year the new regime will make sure the WCF Galaxy is taken care of and given what they want. More... Matthews!
Kennedy waves to the fans who boo her as the scene fades to black.
Looking to the Future
Kennedy Matthews seems more focused than she has been in a long while. She is focused on being, not only the winner of War and the next World Champion, but being the Queen of the whole company. She wants to make sure that when you hear the letter WCF you will think of her and her only. She wants the WCF Galaxy to believe that change in the company, good or bad, begins with her. She wants the fans, and herself, to believe that she has pull within the company. The truth was a lot uglier than that. She had completely abandoned her family, who's coattails she had ridden for seven years, to pave her own road to Gold. She didn't care who won between Odin and Bonnie, she was convinced she could defeat either one of them. Kennedy was her own worst enemy as within she was fighting a battle between head and heart. In her head she believed she was the absolute best thing walking but did her heart feel the same? She had the cockiness but did she have the confidence? War would be a proving ground. Would Kennedy Matthews be prepared for the known and unknown alike? Canada was about to have something they hadn't ever actually fought in. A war unlike any other. THE WAR to end ALL WARS!
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Notes : Really gave it my all. Good luck everyone!