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Post by Luke Force on Sept 19, 2018 22:54:16 GMT -5
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Post by Stephen Singh on Sept 21, 2018 9:35:03 GMT -5
@surethingsingh
Marshall Gates or GTFO
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James Wolf
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Post by James Wolf on Sept 21, 2018 15:13:58 GMT -5
Didn't know Buff Mustache had a twin brother
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 21, 2018 16:03:33 GMT -5
Shut the fuck up abowt that gawd damn fuckin’ shit, you asshole! That shit’s supposed to be a fuckin’ secret! Who told you?! Felt-her?! I guess he ain’t gettin’ a blow jawb this week! Fuck!
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Post by Luke Force on Sept 21, 2018 16:39:25 GMT -5
Didn't know Buff Mustache had a twin brother Not exactly twins, here's how the story has always been told to me: My dad jerked off in seedy motel in the 70's. Some of my old man's jizz ended up on the sheets. Some skank maid, apparently Mama Mustache, came thorugh and wiped her ass with the sheets. My dad's jizz found it's way up Mama Mustache's asshole and 9 months later after a night of bean burritos, Stroh's Beer, and rough anal sex, Mama Mustache shit out her precious baby boy, mustache and all. Is that how you remember Mama Mustache. Why the hell am I asking you? You're a drunk whore who doesn't remember the 70's. |
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 22, 2018 5:11:54 GMT -5
Oh, that was fuckin’ hilarious, Luke Whores! I guess you did come out of my ass because your a piece of shit! Go fuck ya self!
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Post by James Wolf on Sept 22, 2018 10:53:24 GMT -5
English has never been a strong suit of the Mustache family. Mama Mustache just called herself a piece of shit. Miracles happen every day. Especially when you come out of your own ass!
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 22, 2018 13:22:25 GMT -5
A real miracle would be Morgan touchin’ ya dick for once!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 22, 2018 21:11:19 GMT -5
Did Luke just call my mom a drunk whore as an insult? I mean, a lot of times she says she wishes she was drunk so she doesn’t have to remember the penises that she’s had to inhale but I’m pretty sure she wears her whore patch with pride.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 23, 2018 3:51:31 GMT -5
Ya gawd damn right!
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Post by Luke Force on Sept 23, 2018 20:01:50 GMT -5
Did Luke just call my mom a drunk whore as an insult? I mean, a lot of times she says she wishes she was drunk so she doesn’t have to remember the penises that she’s had to inhale but I’m pretty sure she wears her whore patch with pride. The “drunk whore” comment was not meant to be an insult, just facts. Calling her your mom is an insult enough. |
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Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 23, 2018 22:05:20 GMT -5
My mother is a saint! Or she banged a Saint. One of those things.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 24, 2018 11:48:42 GMT -5
I banged Dong Payton and Blew Brees in a janitorial clawset in the Superdome!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 24, 2018 12:50:43 GMT -5
The super dome, also what they call mamas box in New Orleans. Oh yea!!
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Post by Luke Force on Sept 24, 2018 21:19:44 GMT -5
Super Dome is what you get from a chic with DSL's, looking for some blow, and she knows you're holding an 8-ball of Columbian.
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 25, 2018 4:08:57 GMT -5
Are you tryin' to tempt me, Luke Whores?!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 25, 2018 10:41:59 GMT -5
For some reason the thought of Mama Banging Luke Force gives me the heebie Jeebies... also known as HJs
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Sept 25, 2018 13:16:43 GMT -5
Or the Heebie Peevies, also known as HPVs.
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