Post by Buff Mustache on Sept 11, 2018 15:02:15 GMT -5
In Mourning of Burt Mustache
The scene opens up in a brightly lit room where Ursula Mustache, Ernesto Mustache, and Buff Mustache can be seen wearing their best outfits. That means that Papa and Buff are wearing tuxedo thongs and just the white vest like a Chippendales Dancer and Mama is wearing literally anything that doesn’t show off her cooch too much.
Mama: Now shut the fawk up both of you. We’re here to pay our respects to our fallen mustache bretherin. I remember back when he was makin’ the first Longest Yard movie that I rode his longest yard all the way to the end… which was another movie he made.
Papa: Brother, when he hosted The Colossal Tussle 10 I remember how much pride he had even with a broken hand he still almost banged that chick on screen. What a man.
Buff: His mustache rivaled any man’s, even us. It truly was an American hero.
Mama: Shut the fawk up, both of you. Lets go in.
They all walk into a dark room with the silhouette of a man laying down dimly lit by the moonlight seeping in through the cracked window blinds.
Buff: Mama, why do we have to come here at 11PM? Isn’t this place closed.
Mama: They told us not to come with the normal folk. Probably because of our massive celebrity appeal.
Papa: Yea, this avoids the Pooparazzi, brother.
Mama: Look at him, penis set in rigor mortis. I think… yea. I’m gonna ride that cock one last time for old time’s sake.
Buff: Go Mama! Get some!
Papa: Go brother!
Mama lifts up her Mumu and climbs on top of the prone figure when a woman screams and turns on the lights. The man then tosses her off of him in a rage and protects the woman with him.
Papa: Brother! He lives!
Man: What the fuck do you mean?
Buff: You were dead. But now it turns out that Burt Mustache lives!
Man: Burt Musta… do you mean Burt Re… I’M TOM MOTHERFUCKING SELLECK YOU IDIOTS! Were you trying to fuck a dead body?
Mama: Don’t you tell me who or what I can fuck. Now come here and let me give you a mustache ride.
Tom Selleck: What the fuck… no!
Tom Selleck’s Mustache: Get that Mary-ellen over here and let me get that penis fly trap all over this piece.
Woman: Honey?
Tom Selleck: I do what the mustache says…
Mama: Oh yea. Let’s fucking do this. I didn’t cry over Burt’s death so I can stay wet down there.
Then Mama Mustache got cunnilingus from Tom Selleck as the scene fades and Papa and Buff cheer her on.
The scene opens up in a brightly lit room where Ursula Mustache, Ernesto Mustache, and Buff Mustache can be seen wearing their best outfits. That means that Papa and Buff are wearing tuxedo thongs and just the white vest like a Chippendales Dancer and Mama is wearing literally anything that doesn’t show off her cooch too much.
Mama: Now shut the fawk up both of you. We’re here to pay our respects to our fallen mustache bretherin. I remember back when he was makin’ the first Longest Yard movie that I rode his longest yard all the way to the end… which was another movie he made.
Papa: Brother, when he hosted The Colossal Tussle 10 I remember how much pride he had even with a broken hand he still almost banged that chick on screen. What a man.
Buff: His mustache rivaled any man’s, even us. It truly was an American hero.
Mama: Shut the fawk up, both of you. Lets go in.
They all walk into a dark room with the silhouette of a man laying down dimly lit by the moonlight seeping in through the cracked window blinds.
Buff: Mama, why do we have to come here at 11PM? Isn’t this place closed.
Mama: They told us not to come with the normal folk. Probably because of our massive celebrity appeal.
Papa: Yea, this avoids the Pooparazzi, brother.
Mama: Look at him, penis set in rigor mortis. I think… yea. I’m gonna ride that cock one last time for old time’s sake.
Buff: Go Mama! Get some!
Papa: Go brother!
Mama lifts up her Mumu and climbs on top of the prone figure when a woman screams and turns on the lights. The man then tosses her off of him in a rage and protects the woman with him.
Papa: Brother! He lives!
Man: What the fuck do you mean?
Buff: You were dead. But now it turns out that Burt Mustache lives!
Man: Burt Musta… do you mean Burt Re… I’M TOM MOTHERFUCKING SELLECK YOU IDIOTS! Were you trying to fuck a dead body?
Mama: Don’t you tell me who or what I can fuck. Now come here and let me give you a mustache ride.
Tom Selleck: What the fuck… no!
Tom Selleck’s Mustache: Get that Mary-ellen over here and let me get that penis fly trap all over this piece.
Woman: Honey?
Tom Selleck: I do what the mustache says…
Mama: Oh yea. Let’s fucking do this. I didn’t cry over Burt’s death so I can stay wet down there.
Then Mama Mustache got cunnilingus from Tom Selleck as the scene fades and Papa and Buff cheer her on.
