Post by Mama Mustache on Aug 29, 2018 6:10:36 GMT -5
Wrestler's name: Mama Mustache (AKA Mama Stache, Ursula Mustache)
Gimmick: As her name suggests, she’s the matriarch of the Mustache Family. She’s lived a hard life. She was a groupie for the world’s most popular musical acts and a ring rat for the world’s most popular wrestlers throughout the 70s and 80s. She lived fast, doing all the drugs and people she could get her hands on. Then, she met Ernesto Mustache, better known to the wrestling community as the legendary Roid Rogers. After a one night stand at the Tropicana in Atlantic City resulted in the conception of Beef Mustache (deceased 5/8/18), Ursula made sure Ernesto made an honest woman out of her. Two more children resulted from their marriage, including the Super Stache Brothers, Biff and Buff Mustache. For the next three decades, Ursula went from being a free spirit to a housewife, taking care of the rowdy household known as Mustache Manor while Ernesto went on the road defending his World Title, snorting cocaine, being an absentee father (who his kids still idolized) and continuing to have sex with ring rats. Now, she wants some of the glory that’s been denied her all these years while still trying to hold the family together.
Height/weight: “NONE OF YA FUCKIN’ BUSINESS!”
Hometown: Mustache Manor in New York
Alignment (Face/heel/neutral): Face
Appearance/attire: A leotard the reveals just a little bit too much.
Entrance and music:
Music: “Turbo Lover” by Judas Priest.
Entrance: She walks down to the ring in a moo moo, shaking her saggy tits for the fans as she walks down to ringside. When she enters the ring, she pulls off the moo moo to reveal her leotard, which is usually accompanied by groans and/or vomiting.
Style: Brawler
Favorite Moves (At least 5): Kicks and punches (mostly to the groin), Bronco Buster, shoving an opponent’s face into her tits, armbar
Trademark move and description: The Penisplex/Pussyplex (depending on the gender of the opponent) (Release overhead hand to crotch suplex)
Finisher and description:
To female opponents- The Titty Smack (a backhand to both tits- the broadcaster yells “SHE SMACKED HER RIGHT ACROSS HER GAWD DAMN TITS!”)
To male opponents- Smell This! (Thesz Press)
*When she pins her opponent, she puts her crotch on her opponent’s face and flexes while the ref administers a three count.
Manager?
At any time, she can be accompanied by any or all of the following:
Buff Mustache- her son
Ernesto “Roid Rogers” Mustache- her “no good piece of shit husband”
Ulysses Nabrow- her brother whom she has a sexual relationship with
Gimmick: As her name suggests, she’s the matriarch of the Mustache Family. She’s lived a hard life. She was a groupie for the world’s most popular musical acts and a ring rat for the world’s most popular wrestlers throughout the 70s and 80s. She lived fast, doing all the drugs and people she could get her hands on. Then, she met Ernesto Mustache, better known to the wrestling community as the legendary Roid Rogers. After a one night stand at the Tropicana in Atlantic City resulted in the conception of Beef Mustache (deceased 5/8/18), Ursula made sure Ernesto made an honest woman out of her. Two more children resulted from their marriage, including the Super Stache Brothers, Biff and Buff Mustache. For the next three decades, Ursula went from being a free spirit to a housewife, taking care of the rowdy household known as Mustache Manor while Ernesto went on the road defending his World Title, snorting cocaine, being an absentee father (who his kids still idolized) and continuing to have sex with ring rats. Now, she wants some of the glory that’s been denied her all these years while still trying to hold the family together.
Height/weight: “NONE OF YA FUCKIN’ BUSINESS!”
Hometown: Mustache Manor in New York
Alignment (Face/heel/neutral): Face
Appearance/attire: A leotard the reveals just a little bit too much.
Entrance and music:
Music: “Turbo Lover” by Judas Priest.
Entrance: She walks down to the ring in a moo moo, shaking her saggy tits for the fans as she walks down to ringside. When she enters the ring, she pulls off the moo moo to reveal her leotard, which is usually accompanied by groans and/or vomiting.
Style: Brawler
Favorite Moves (At least 5): Kicks and punches (mostly to the groin), Bronco Buster, shoving an opponent’s face into her tits, armbar
Trademark move and description: The Penisplex/Pussyplex (depending on the gender of the opponent) (Release overhead hand to crotch suplex)
Finisher and description:
To female opponents- The Titty Smack (a backhand to both tits- the broadcaster yells “SHE SMACKED HER RIGHT ACROSS HER GAWD DAMN TITS!”)
To male opponents- Smell This! (Thesz Press)
*When she pins her opponent, she puts her crotch on her opponent’s face and flexes while the ref administers a three count.
Manager?
At any time, she can be accompanied by any or all of the following:
Buff Mustache- her son
Ernesto “Roid Rogers” Mustache- her “no good piece of shit husband”
Ulysses Nabrow- her brother whom she has a sexual relationship with
