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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 28, 2018 13:04:20 GMT -5
I just read this from the "Wrestling Observe Her (from Afar through a Window while she's Changing)"
"Buff Mustache challenged the loser of the Porno Championship Match to a 12 inch Iron Penis Match. what the fuck is that?"
- Dave Felt-her
Well let me explain to you what it is. 12 minutes, me and James Wolf go penis to penis is wrestlecourse where the winner is the person who scores the most. The only question now is will he accept?
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Post by Mama Stache on Aug 28, 2018 13:06:11 GMT -5
No man or woman has ever defeated a mustache in an Iron penis match. if wolf knows whats good for him he would shut up and take it in the ass like I did with the road crew from the Beatles back in 19 humpty 5. suck my pussy wolf, because you are what you eat, and that's a big fat fucking pussy! MY big fat fawkin' pussy!
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James Wolf
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Post by James Wolf on Aug 28, 2018 13:12:57 GMT -5
Buff,
I accept your challenge, and since we're not on a porno set but instead in a wrestling ring I think its fair to say you're the one who will get the shaft! Figuratively speaking of course!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Aug 28, 2018 13:56:37 GMT -5
If by figuratively you mean literally then all you have to do is buy me dinner first. I like oysters because they're a aphrodisiac. that means it makes me horny. then afterwards I'll give you my shaft. Tit for tat. or in this case tat for tat.
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James Wolf
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Post by James Wolf on Aug 28, 2018 21:57:34 GMT -5
Buff,
Go find one of your toothless cousins! I'm sure Momma Mustache has a rolodex you can look through. You can be just like Jerry Lee Lewis when he was in his 40's, and marry your cousin when she's 13. You know if that's legal in whatever trailer park you came out of.
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