Post by Noble Savage on Aug 14, 2018 13:55:50 GMT -5
Noble Savage's "celebration" inside the ring consisted of screams and laughter. This WCF Network exclusive footage shows that the reason Slam cut to commercial after her victory was because even though the crowd was initially clapping and cheering, they soon stopped and became quiet as her bizarre shouts of "yeah" seemed to be directed up at the ceiling. It was very awkward indeed. Her high-pitched roar echoed throughout the arena as her music played. That particular scene transitions in a soft fade to a few minutes later in the back stage area.
We see referee's randomly making small talk with each other in the distance. A couple of unrecognized talents are also speaking with one another near the soda machines. Among the calm panning of the camera, we see WCF's backstage interviewer (Hank Brown?) sanding with a microphone in his hand and testing his ear piece as he patiently waits.
Behind him now, we see the black curtains that lead to the gorilla position flap open. Noble Savage steps through them. She is stumbling her steps with firm stomps as she twirls her hands and fingers over hear head and smiles with closed eyes, swaying her head back and forth. She giggles a bit and lets her tongue out but continues her strange walking pattern. Hank Brown looks back over his shoulder and spots her.
Hank Brown:
"Oh! There she is! Keep it rolling..."
Hank Brown approaches the wavy Noble Savage, but she does not notice because her eyes are still closed.
Hank Brown:
"Excuse me. Noble Savage... Can I get a word with ya?"
Noble Savage's eyes open wide and she completely stops moving. She then lets her arms down slowly as her face turns down to face Hank Brown with the same slow motion. Hank Brown points the microphone at her mouth and she simply looks down at it. He waits for her response, but gets none, so he just continues on as if she said yes.
Hank Brown:
"You just earned your very first victory in the WCF. After losing to Eccentrix last week, what does this win mean for Noble Savage?"
Noble Savage:
"It means... Freedom... It means I was right all along, Hank, it... Means... Brandi Noble is the weakest link, and I reign supreme..."
Hank Brown:
"What... In the actual fuck... Are you talking about?"
Noble Savage:
"Watch you mouth, Hank. Profanity is for the weak. You're better than that, aren't you?"
Hank Brown:
"Well, I mean, this is WCF. There's no rule against swearing, it's just how we express our--
Noble Savage:
"But to answer your colorful question, Hank... What I am talking about is the fact that I proved Noble wrong... Keeping me dormant will never quench her thirst... But keeping her dormant would have never gotten me here... So tonight proved, that working together is the only way we can accomplish anything."
Hank Brown:
"Yeah, see... That's the part that I don't get. And quite frankly, the part that none of our viewers seem to get. You some times refer to yourself as Brandi Noble, but other times you refer to yourself as Brandi Savage... And now you're here talking as if Noble versus Savage is a thing, when we can all clearly see that it's you just speaking to yourself..."
Noble Savage:
"It is not meant for you to understand, Hank. It will all become more clear in due time... But all you need to know right now, is that Noble Savage, is one person... You wouldn't understand either of me if I explained it to you individually."
Hank Brown:
"Oh... Kay...? So, what about this Lady Abernathy character? What role does she play in your life and why wasn't she here tonight?"
Noble Savage:
"Oh, but she was here tonight, Hanky... Don't tell me you didn't see her."
Hank Brown:
"Oh, no I didn't see her. But who is she? What is she to you?"
Noble Savage:
"She is... Hard to describe in a way that your simple brain could understand... I will explain it this way... I am Brandi Noble... And I am Brandi Savage... If Brandi Noble was to face Brandi Savage in the middle of that ring out there--
Hank Brown:
"Lady Abernathy would be the referee..."
Noble Savage:
"Haha! No... The evil being your Christian Faith refers to as The Devil would be the referee... Lady Abernathy would be the arena. She would be the ring, the fans, the snack stands, the seats, the bleachers, the entire venue..."
Hank Brown:
"Yeah, I still don't get it... But since we're on the topic. You mentioned the Devil refereeing your internal battles, whatever that means... I have to ask, how do you feel about your opponent for next week?"
Noble Savage:
"I feel like I am floating right now, Hank... The air around us feels like pure holy water and we are just swimming with the currents..."
Hank Brown:
"That... Literally... Offers zero answer to my question."
Noble Savage:
"I don't know who my opponent for next week is, so I have absolutely nothing to say to you about it... You flirt with my curiosity though when you say my opponent fits into the topic of the devil in my playground... Care to elaborate on that, Hank?"
Hank Brown:
"Oh, of course... Your opponent for next week is Odin Balfore, and--
Noble Savage starts coughing when she hears that name. She hunches over a little bit and Hank leans down with her.
Hank Brown:
"Are you alright?"
Noble Savage:
"I'm fine... Stop the tape. Stop recording... Lady, are you here? I need to go... NOW!"
Hank Brown:
"Lady? Who are you talking to? Why do you need to go? What's--
Hank Brown now looks at the person holding the camera and his jaw drops. It is in fact Lady Abernathy, who now hands the camera to Hank Brown and grabs Noble Savage by the neck. She begins to walk away with Noble Savage, controlling her posture with her grasp. Hank Brown looks on, but decides to continue recording them as they leave.
Noble:
"It wasn't the way I intended to win, I swear... You know the God Caller is a submission move. Savage executed it but went for a pin instead of making Night Rider call for Him... It's not my fault... The God Caller is a submission, Savage did a half way job with it and went for the pin... I didn't mean to call on the God, it was supposed to be Night Rider who called for Him... What do we do now, Lady?! What do we do??"
Hank Brown:
"There she goes, ladies and gents... And if that wasn't the most eerie gut feeling I've ever experienced, I don't know what to tell ya. Something about her presence just doesn't sit well..."
Savage:
"Lady, you hear 'em? They're still recording. After I told them to stop, they're still recording."
Hank Brown continues to film them. Lady Abernathy looks back at him before she and Noble Savage take the exit to the parking lot area in the far end. The doors to the parking lot don't even finish closing, and Lady Abernathy suddenly steps into the shot in full closeup. You can hear Hank Brown say "Jesus Christ! Where'd she come from?!" just before Lady Abernathy's leather-gloved hand reaches up and grabs the camera lens.
The scene cuts to static snow and we lose the feed.
We see referee's randomly making small talk with each other in the distance. A couple of unrecognized talents are also speaking with one another near the soda machines. Among the calm panning of the camera, we see WCF's backstage interviewer (Hank Brown?) sanding with a microphone in his hand and testing his ear piece as he patiently waits.
Behind him now, we see the black curtains that lead to the gorilla position flap open. Noble Savage steps through them. She is stumbling her steps with firm stomps as she twirls her hands and fingers over hear head and smiles with closed eyes, swaying her head back and forth. She giggles a bit and lets her tongue out but continues her strange walking pattern. Hank Brown looks back over his shoulder and spots her.
Hank Brown:
"Oh! There she is! Keep it rolling..."
Hank Brown approaches the wavy Noble Savage, but she does not notice because her eyes are still closed.
Hank Brown:
"Excuse me. Noble Savage... Can I get a word with ya?"
Noble Savage's eyes open wide and she completely stops moving. She then lets her arms down slowly as her face turns down to face Hank Brown with the same slow motion. Hank Brown points the microphone at her mouth and she simply looks down at it. He waits for her response, but gets none, so he just continues on as if she said yes.
Hank Brown:
"You just earned your very first victory in the WCF. After losing to Eccentrix last week, what does this win mean for Noble Savage?"
Noble Savage:
"It means... Freedom... It means I was right all along, Hank, it... Means... Brandi Noble is the weakest link, and I reign supreme..."
Hank Brown:
"What... In the actual fuck... Are you talking about?"
Noble Savage:
"Watch you mouth, Hank. Profanity is for the weak. You're better than that, aren't you?"
Hank Brown:
"Well, I mean, this is WCF. There's no rule against swearing, it's just how we express our--
Noble Savage:
"But to answer your colorful question, Hank... What I am talking about is the fact that I proved Noble wrong... Keeping me dormant will never quench her thirst... But keeping her dormant would have never gotten me here... So tonight proved, that working together is the only way we can accomplish anything."
Hank Brown:
"Yeah, see... That's the part that I don't get. And quite frankly, the part that none of our viewers seem to get. You some times refer to yourself as Brandi Noble, but other times you refer to yourself as Brandi Savage... And now you're here talking as if Noble versus Savage is a thing, when we can all clearly see that it's you just speaking to yourself..."
Noble Savage:
"It is not meant for you to understand, Hank. It will all become more clear in due time... But all you need to know right now, is that Noble Savage, is one person... You wouldn't understand either of me if I explained it to you individually."
Hank Brown:
"Oh... Kay...? So, what about this Lady Abernathy character? What role does she play in your life and why wasn't she here tonight?"
Noble Savage:
"Oh, but she was here tonight, Hanky... Don't tell me you didn't see her."
Hank Brown:
"Oh, no I didn't see her. But who is she? What is she to you?"
Noble Savage:
"She is... Hard to describe in a way that your simple brain could understand... I will explain it this way... I am Brandi Noble... And I am Brandi Savage... If Brandi Noble was to face Brandi Savage in the middle of that ring out there--
Hank Brown:
"Lady Abernathy would be the referee..."
Noble Savage:
"Haha! No... The evil being your Christian Faith refers to as The Devil would be the referee... Lady Abernathy would be the arena. She would be the ring, the fans, the snack stands, the seats, the bleachers, the entire venue..."
Hank Brown:
"Yeah, I still don't get it... But since we're on the topic. You mentioned the Devil refereeing your internal battles, whatever that means... I have to ask, how do you feel about your opponent for next week?"
Noble Savage:
"I feel like I am floating right now, Hank... The air around us feels like pure holy water and we are just swimming with the currents..."
Hank Brown:
"That... Literally... Offers zero answer to my question."
Noble Savage:
"I don't know who my opponent for next week is, so I have absolutely nothing to say to you about it... You flirt with my curiosity though when you say my opponent fits into the topic of the devil in my playground... Care to elaborate on that, Hank?"
Hank Brown:
"Oh, of course... Your opponent for next week is Odin Balfore, and--
Noble Savage starts coughing when she hears that name. She hunches over a little bit and Hank leans down with her.
Hank Brown:
"Are you alright?"
Noble Savage:
"I'm fine... Stop the tape. Stop recording... Lady, are you here? I need to go... NOW!"
Hank Brown:
"Lady? Who are you talking to? Why do you need to go? What's--
Hank Brown now looks at the person holding the camera and his jaw drops. It is in fact Lady Abernathy, who now hands the camera to Hank Brown and grabs Noble Savage by the neck. She begins to walk away with Noble Savage, controlling her posture with her grasp. Hank Brown looks on, but decides to continue recording them as they leave.
Noble:
"It wasn't the way I intended to win, I swear... You know the God Caller is a submission move. Savage executed it but went for a pin instead of making Night Rider call for Him... It's not my fault... The God Caller is a submission, Savage did a half way job with it and went for the pin... I didn't mean to call on the God, it was supposed to be Night Rider who called for Him... What do we do now, Lady?! What do we do??"
Hank Brown:
"There she goes, ladies and gents... And if that wasn't the most eerie gut feeling I've ever experienced, I don't know what to tell ya. Something about her presence just doesn't sit well..."
Savage:
"Lady, you hear 'em? They're still recording. After I told them to stop, they're still recording."
Hank Brown continues to film them. Lady Abernathy looks back at him before she and Noble Savage take the exit to the parking lot area in the far end. The doors to the parking lot don't even finish closing, and Lady Abernathy suddenly steps into the shot in full closeup. You can hear Hank Brown say "Jesus Christ! Where'd she come from?!" just before Lady Abernathy's leather-gloved hand reaches up and grabs the camera lens.
The scene cuts to static snow and we lose the feed.