Sixth Dimension Internet Thread

[The Handler]

Hey, everybody else is promoting themselves all over social media, so why not the Sixth Dimension?

[The Handler]

Be sure to watch the final episode of The Sixth Dimension this Tuesday on the WCF Network. We’ll find out who is going to face off in the finals of the Sixth Dimension Tournament!

Ded Memry made a vow that he wouldn’t take his mask off unless he became the Sixth Dimension Champion. Now he’s just one loss away from being eliminated. Will he be able to overcome the technical and intellectual Bernard Core, or will he be a masked man forever?

In the main event, Bernard Core’s charge Dean Wolf and Cliff of Doom will finally have their one-on-one encounter. These two have been going at each other since day one. They’ve been banned from having any physical contact since last week’s show, so Lord only knows what these two will do to each other once the bell rings and they’re allowed to fight!

Don’t miss this episode this Tuesday only on the WCF Network!

[Headmaster Bernard Core]

The answer is simple, Handler. No, Ded Memry can not overcome the technical and intellectual Headmaster Bernard Core. Try to think of a harder question for these internet wrestling mouth-breathers.

[Cliff of Doom]

Here’s a question, Bernie. How much crow are you willing to eat after Ded Memry beats you?

[Headmaster Bernard Core]

You just worry about surviving my Dean of Discipline, store clerk.

[Cliff of Doom]

Wolf’s no joke, but I’ve survived worse. Bring him on.

[Dean Wolf]

I’ll bring myself, and then I’ll kick your teeth down your throat.

[Cliff of Doom]

Just don’t puss out like you did in your match against Bernard Core.

[James Eastwood]

I'll have an update on the medical conditions of Alamo Franklin and Biff Mustache this Tuesday on the Sixth Dimension.

[The Killenial (Caleb Ronan)]

Here's your update, James. Alamo Franklin and Biff Mustache were both destroyed by me and will never enter the Sixth Dimension again!