Post by khardaway on May 8, 2007 12:48:11 GMT -5
The scene opens up now in some weird ass club near town (whatever town we're in for Slam...don't know). Lots of people are dancing and some of the people are enjoying themselves at the bar. The song playing is that new Maroon 5 song...you know, it's catchy so people are dancing to it. The camera turns a 180 and there stands Jack, Jay Williams, and his wife Amy Skye-Williams, looking on at the madness impending here.
Reckless Jack: What the hell? I thought we were going to a nudie bar?
Jay Williams: Who said anything about a nudie bar?
Reckless Jack: I DID. I went nuts, I thought it was a good idea. But if you wanna do what Tits McGee says, then that's fine by me.
Amy Skye-Williams: HEY...
Jay Williams: Amy...NO! Just shut up now. Jack, go over to the bar and try to meet some chicks. That's the reason why we're here.
Reckless Jack: Fine.
Jack goes over to the bar as Amy and Jay stand there. Jay moving his head a little to the beat of the song as Amy sways around a bit.
Jay Williams: Damn this song for being so catchy.
Amy Skye-Williams: You said it.
Jay and Amy stop to see Jack actually talking to a girl. Pan over to that conversation.
Reckless Jack: HOW YOU DOIN'?
Jack gets slapped in the face. Jay and Amy watch him get slapped as they move their heads back in a "ouch" position. Pans to another girl with Jack.
Reckless Jack: HOW YOU DOIN'?
Jack gets slapped
Reckless Jack: HOW YOU DO...
Jack gets slapped
Reckless Jack: HOW...
Jack gets slapped
Reckless Jack: Wait...i'll do it myself.
Jack slaps himself, but the girl goes...
Girl: I was gonna do this...
Jack gets kicked right where the sun don't shine as Jack goes down to his knees, the girl walking away. Back to Jay and Amy.
Jay Williams: OUCH.
Amy Skye-Williams: Hmm...wonder why I didn't think about kicking him in the junk?
Jay Williams: Good question, me knowing you.
Jack comes back limping to Jay and Amy, who laugh at him.
Jay Williams: How did it go, champ?
Reckless Jack: Fuck you, i'm done...let's go back to doing the MST3K thing.
Jack ends up leaving the bar, Jay putting his arm around Amy
Jay Williams: Feel better now, love?
Amy Skye-Williams: Much better.
Scene end
Reckless Jack: What the hell? I thought we were going to a nudie bar?
Jay Williams: Who said anything about a nudie bar?
Reckless Jack: I DID. I went nuts, I thought it was a good idea. But if you wanna do what Tits McGee says, then that's fine by me.
Amy Skye-Williams: HEY...
Jay Williams: Amy...NO! Just shut up now. Jack, go over to the bar and try to meet some chicks. That's the reason why we're here.
Reckless Jack: Fine.
Jack goes over to the bar as Amy and Jay stand there. Jay moving his head a little to the beat of the song as Amy sways around a bit.
Jay Williams: Damn this song for being so catchy.
Amy Skye-Williams: You said it.
Jay and Amy stop to see Jack actually talking to a girl. Pan over to that conversation.
Reckless Jack: HOW YOU DOIN'?
Jack gets slapped in the face. Jay and Amy watch him get slapped as they move their heads back in a "ouch" position. Pans to another girl with Jack.
Reckless Jack: HOW YOU DOIN'?
Jack gets slapped
Reckless Jack: HOW YOU DO...
Jack gets slapped
Reckless Jack: HOW...
Jack gets slapped
Reckless Jack: Wait...i'll do it myself.
Jack slaps himself, but the girl goes...
Girl: I was gonna do this...
Jack gets kicked right where the sun don't shine as Jack goes down to his knees, the girl walking away. Back to Jay and Amy.
Jay Williams: OUCH.
Amy Skye-Williams: Hmm...wonder why I didn't think about kicking him in the junk?
Jay Williams: Good question, me knowing you.
Jack comes back limping to Jay and Amy, who laugh at him.
Jay Williams: How did it go, champ?
Reckless Jack: Fuck you, i'm done...let's go back to doing the MST3K thing.
Jack ends up leaving the bar, Jay putting his arm around Amy
Jay Williams: Feel better now, love?
Amy Skye-Williams: Much better.
Scene end
