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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 26, 2018 7:06:58 GMT -5
I thought the internet was full of pictures of oiled up hard bodies. But all I see is one oiled hard body... oh, I should turn the screen on, I'm looking at my own reflection.
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 8:21:31 GMT -5
I just was hired to strip at a bachelorette party. The host said "We need to be done by 9 because that's when my husband gets off." I told her "Don't worry, I'll be getting off way before that." OH YEA!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 8:21:51 GMT -5
Now THAT'S a double En tender
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 8:25:24 GMT -5
Last night I had my manservant Tinder Maballs sucking my tits while I put my finger in his asshole. Now THAT'S a double In Tinder
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 8:43:04 GMT -5
Hey, you’re a fuckin’ frawd! Tinduh’s my man! Who the fuck are you?!?!
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 8:48:02 GMT -5
Woah, you are one sexy bitch. If you had a cock I would suck your balls right through your fawkin' pee hole.
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Post by BiffBot 69 on Jul 27, 2018 8:48:35 GMT -5
Whoa! Two moms! Just like who Papa Stache used to bang at the annual block parties!
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Post by Buff Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 8:49:37 GMT -5
What the sex? Biff, you must be hard as a cock right now.
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 8:50:42 GMT -5
There is only one Mama Stache and you're looking at her in her fully naked, tits sagging on the floor while they get sucked on by two burly and hairy men, glory.
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 8:50:58 GMT -5
The other one is an IMPASTA
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 8:53:20 GMT -5
Oh yeah! Well, if you’re the real Ursula Mustache, which Doobie Bruthu’s cum did you suck out through a funnel in Sturgis back in’75?!
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 8:55:28 GMT -5
Trick Question, it was each of them AND the entire road crew!
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 8:57:45 GMT -5
If YOU'RE the real Ursula Nabrow, how many orgasms did you give William "The Ice Box" Perry before he entered the co-branded Battle Royal at the Colossal Tussle 2 back in nineteen hundred and eighty six
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Mama Mustache
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 9:00:49 GMT -5
Lucky guess!
Now ass to your question, the answe is that the fat fuck passed out before I even got my mouth on awn his bawlls!
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Post by Papa Stache on Jul 27, 2018 9:01:23 GMT -5
Yea brother. This is the triple threat match I never knew I wanted
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 9:02:25 GMT -5
Which state does the birthmark on Ulysses Nabeow’s nut sack resemble? I mean if you’re really his sister, you should know!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 9:03:05 GMT -5
Which state does the birthmark on Ulysses Nabrow’s nut sack resemble? I mean if you’re really his sister, you should know!
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Post by Mama Stache on Jul 27, 2018 9:04:36 GMT -5
I've had my brotha's hairless balls in my face more times than I can rememba. But I'll neva forget the shape of Florida crossing the mason dicksie of his testies while the panhandle creeps up the base of his pecka!
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Post by Mama Mustache on Jul 27, 2018 9:05:25 GMT -5
Oh, cum on! Any search on Porn Hub could have told you that!
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Post by Ulysses Nabrow on Jul 27, 2018 9:06:54 GMT -5
Yea brother. This is the triple threat match I never knew I wanted
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