Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2009 10:03:45 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the WCF studios. There are three men sitting there in front of the camera. On the left by himself is WCF commentator Zach Davis. The other two men are Dobbie and Chester. A couple of workers are adjusting their mics and clothes. Finally satisifed, they walk off camera. Zach Davis is given the go-ahead and nods to someone off-camera. He turns to the camera and speaks.
ZD: Zach Davis here for WCF. I have been personally asked to interview Dobbie and Chester of The Dark Side. Thanks for asking me to interview you, but why may I ask did you do that?
Chester shrugs.
Chester: It's because we like you, Zach. Plus, we're tired of Hank Brown, Gravedigger likes him because he's all official and all that, but you, you're cool. You freak out on the shows and put everyone over the top.
Zach Davis smiles.
ZD: Well thanks guys!
Dobbie: Yeah, Hank Brown is a fake ass bustah, you Davis, youz for real, dawg. Know what Dobbie sayin?
Zach Davis nods. Zach flips through some cards and finds one. He looks over at Chester.
ZD: So The Dark Side came out of Timebomb the other week with a string of victories over all your opponents. You two defeated Shane Spain and Tank Reaper in singles action in back-to-back matches while Gravedigger defeated Corey Black to retain control of WCF. You guys had to be thrilled to sweep the night.
Chester nods.
Chester: Yeah, we were partying until almost noon the next day. It was a sweet victory defeating two members of Timebomb, which honestly did not surprise us, and the real victory of the night was watching my brother pin Corey Black's shoulders to the mat.
Zach nods and flips to a different card.
ZD: Ok, so let's keep on track with two members of Timebomb, who you guys will face in Gravedigger's version of XIII. You will be facing Tank Reaper and Shane Spain. What are your thoughts on them after your match at the PPV?
Dobbie: They still both fake ass bustahs, they ain't a damn thing. They all talk, that is all them two punks are. They run that mouth all day long in front of the camera, but when it comes time to back up their words they're nothing! Those two are full of hot air.
Chester: Seriously. Zach, you were there during the match between Dobbie and Tank Reaper. Dobbie is 5'9. Tank Reaper is 7'5. That's nearly a 2 foot height difference. Dobbie is 185 and isn't muscular. Tank Reaper is 300 pounds of solid muscle. Dobbie hit a couple of chair shots and Tank was pretty much done. Yeah, there was a chair involved, but look at the size difference between the two and look at how easily Tank went down. Even my own match with Shane Spain wasn't even that much of a sweat breaker to be honest. These guys were both taller and bigger than we are yet they couldn't get the job done.
ZD: They also seem to still be focused on the tag match you guys had a couple of weeks ago.
Chester: Of course they would be. After they lose tonight, they will still be focused on it. The one win they got over us. You guys keep talking crap about how you decimated us. You dominated us. You destroyed us. I'm going to go ahead and say on record, right here on national television, that you guys are dumb. You really think you messed us up that bad? Do I have to remind you both yet again of the attack you performed right before the match? Where you tried to hospitalize us before we even stepped in the ring? And then you managed to barely win the match after attacking us? But you want to go around running your mouths? You know what? That's fine. Think that you dominated us in the ring. Keep running around bragging about it because that's the only thing you'll ever have to brag about here in WCF. That one tag team match. That one win. And boys keep bragging about your tag team victory. We all know that in one-on-one action without someone to tag in for a breather, you can't hang with us.
ZD: So what do you think about this new group, Triangle?
Dobbie: Dobbie likes them, he thinks they're a solid group. Dobbie thinks they could be big here in WCF if they keep it up. Dobbie loves triangles, especially isoceles triangles.
Chester turns to Dobbie with a weird look on his face and finally shakes his head.
Chester: So Tanbark and Apollo Griffin are representing Triangle this week, correct?
Zach Davis nods.
ZD: Yes, that's correct, they will be in the match with you guys.
Chester: Ok, yeah, like Dobbie said, we think they're a solid group. They should provide us with a challenge unlike the neanderthal and his butt buddy, Shane. Apollo, Tanbark. Stay out of our way in the match. We plan on winning this match and further proving the power The Dark Side has behind it. Gravedigger will of course be watching this match since Corey Black is in it. We will come out on top of this match because we are the tag team veterans in the match. We're the ones with the most experience out of all the groups, even though Dobbie himself hasn't won a tag team title...yet. We plan on one day changing that whenever my brother reinstates the tag team titles. I have won over 15 tag team title belts in my career. We will take out the representatives of Timebomb, and this new group Triangle. We look forward to facing off with Triangle. Like I said, we've been impressed with them. Gravedigger has been watching them with an interested look whenever they are in the ring. Guys, we know you could have handled Reaper and Shane, but we wanted to teach them a lesson.
ZD: Ok well one last thing before we wrap this up. I gotta head to the arena later. What do you guys think about Corey Black being tossed into the match without a partner?
Dobbie: That Corey Black is one crazy muh fucca. Dood be all walking around broodin and shit. Dobbie ain't taking that dood lightly, he's psycho.
Chester: Yeah, Corey is capable of anything and I know he'd like nothing more than two take out his anger and aggression on myself and Dobbie. He'd be doing that to get at Gravedigger, because I know he's got to be somewhere fuming about Gravedigger putting him in this match.
ZD: Do you think he'll show? No one has heard from him since the PPV aside from that promo that played on TV saying what is left, survive. Or something along those lines. Because remember he said, these are all unsanctioned matches and he could choose to no-show at any of them and your brother could do nothing about it.
Chester: I don't know. It's kinda a toss up on this match. On one hand, he might come running since Gravedigger is making his own XIII match, but on the other hand he might protest it. He knows Gravedigger is practically making fun of XIII with the match, so it depends on how Corey views that. Then again, he'll be labeled as a coward if he no-shows. Even if he'll have no one to back him up, he'd still be seen as too scared to show up. Either way, me and Dobbie are winning that match. We're having our hands raised. I promise that!
Zach Davis stands up and starts shaking the hands of Chester and Dobbie.
ZD: Well, I want to thank you both again for asking me to interview you. Good luck in your match tonight and I'll see you out there.
Chester: Any time, Zach.
All three men walk off screen, but a couple of seconds later, Dobbie walks back on. He's really close to the screen and looks as if he's trying to look inside the camera. He suddenly starts shaking his head back and forth really quick, his dreads swinging everywhere. He screams out something that we can't really make out and then suddenly stops and then runs off screen. The scene fades to black.
ZD: Zach Davis here for WCF. I have been personally asked to interview Dobbie and Chester of The Dark Side. Thanks for asking me to interview you, but why may I ask did you do that?
Chester shrugs.
Chester: It's because we like you, Zach. Plus, we're tired of Hank Brown, Gravedigger likes him because he's all official and all that, but you, you're cool. You freak out on the shows and put everyone over the top.
Zach Davis smiles.
ZD: Well thanks guys!
Dobbie: Yeah, Hank Brown is a fake ass bustah, you Davis, youz for real, dawg. Know what Dobbie sayin?
Zach Davis nods. Zach flips through some cards and finds one. He looks over at Chester.
ZD: So The Dark Side came out of Timebomb the other week with a string of victories over all your opponents. You two defeated Shane Spain and Tank Reaper in singles action in back-to-back matches while Gravedigger defeated Corey Black to retain control of WCF. You guys had to be thrilled to sweep the night.
Chester nods.
Chester: Yeah, we were partying until almost noon the next day. It was a sweet victory defeating two members of Timebomb, which honestly did not surprise us, and the real victory of the night was watching my brother pin Corey Black's shoulders to the mat.
Zach nods and flips to a different card.
ZD: Ok, so let's keep on track with two members of Timebomb, who you guys will face in Gravedigger's version of XIII. You will be facing Tank Reaper and Shane Spain. What are your thoughts on them after your match at the PPV?
Dobbie: They still both fake ass bustahs, they ain't a damn thing. They all talk, that is all them two punks are. They run that mouth all day long in front of the camera, but when it comes time to back up their words they're nothing! Those two are full of hot air.
Chester: Seriously. Zach, you were there during the match between Dobbie and Tank Reaper. Dobbie is 5'9. Tank Reaper is 7'5. That's nearly a 2 foot height difference. Dobbie is 185 and isn't muscular. Tank Reaper is 300 pounds of solid muscle. Dobbie hit a couple of chair shots and Tank was pretty much done. Yeah, there was a chair involved, but look at the size difference between the two and look at how easily Tank went down. Even my own match with Shane Spain wasn't even that much of a sweat breaker to be honest. These guys were both taller and bigger than we are yet they couldn't get the job done.
ZD: They also seem to still be focused on the tag match you guys had a couple of weeks ago.
Chester: Of course they would be. After they lose tonight, they will still be focused on it. The one win they got over us. You guys keep talking crap about how you decimated us. You dominated us. You destroyed us. I'm going to go ahead and say on record, right here on national television, that you guys are dumb. You really think you messed us up that bad? Do I have to remind you both yet again of the attack you performed right before the match? Where you tried to hospitalize us before we even stepped in the ring? And then you managed to barely win the match after attacking us? But you want to go around running your mouths? You know what? That's fine. Think that you dominated us in the ring. Keep running around bragging about it because that's the only thing you'll ever have to brag about here in WCF. That one tag team match. That one win. And boys keep bragging about your tag team victory. We all know that in one-on-one action without someone to tag in for a breather, you can't hang with us.
ZD: So what do you think about this new group, Triangle?
Dobbie: Dobbie likes them, he thinks they're a solid group. Dobbie thinks they could be big here in WCF if they keep it up. Dobbie loves triangles, especially isoceles triangles.
Chester turns to Dobbie with a weird look on his face and finally shakes his head.
Chester: So Tanbark and Apollo Griffin are representing Triangle this week, correct?
Zach Davis nods.
ZD: Yes, that's correct, they will be in the match with you guys.
Chester: Ok, yeah, like Dobbie said, we think they're a solid group. They should provide us with a challenge unlike the neanderthal and his butt buddy, Shane. Apollo, Tanbark. Stay out of our way in the match. We plan on winning this match and further proving the power The Dark Side has behind it. Gravedigger will of course be watching this match since Corey Black is in it. We will come out on top of this match because we are the tag team veterans in the match. We're the ones with the most experience out of all the groups, even though Dobbie himself hasn't won a tag team title...yet. We plan on one day changing that whenever my brother reinstates the tag team titles. I have won over 15 tag team title belts in my career. We will take out the representatives of Timebomb, and this new group Triangle. We look forward to facing off with Triangle. Like I said, we've been impressed with them. Gravedigger has been watching them with an interested look whenever they are in the ring. Guys, we know you could have handled Reaper and Shane, but we wanted to teach them a lesson.
ZD: Ok well one last thing before we wrap this up. I gotta head to the arena later. What do you guys think about Corey Black being tossed into the match without a partner?
Dobbie: That Corey Black is one crazy muh fucca. Dood be all walking around broodin and shit. Dobbie ain't taking that dood lightly, he's psycho.
Chester: Yeah, Corey is capable of anything and I know he'd like nothing more than two take out his anger and aggression on myself and Dobbie. He'd be doing that to get at Gravedigger, because I know he's got to be somewhere fuming about Gravedigger putting him in this match.
ZD: Do you think he'll show? No one has heard from him since the PPV aside from that promo that played on TV saying what is left, survive. Or something along those lines. Because remember he said, these are all unsanctioned matches and he could choose to no-show at any of them and your brother could do nothing about it.
Chester: I don't know. It's kinda a toss up on this match. On one hand, he might come running since Gravedigger is making his own XIII match, but on the other hand he might protest it. He knows Gravedigger is practically making fun of XIII with the match, so it depends on how Corey views that. Then again, he'll be labeled as a coward if he no-shows. Even if he'll have no one to back him up, he'd still be seen as too scared to show up. Either way, me and Dobbie are winning that match. We're having our hands raised. I promise that!
Zach Davis stands up and starts shaking the hands of Chester and Dobbie.
ZD: Well, I want to thank you both again for asking me to interview you. Good luck in your match tonight and I'll see you out there.
Chester: Any time, Zach.
All three men walk off screen, but a couple of seconds later, Dobbie walks back on. He's really close to the screen and looks as if he's trying to look inside the camera. He suddenly starts shaking his head back and forth really quick, his dreads swinging everywhere. He screams out something that we can't really make out and then suddenly stops and then runs off screen. The scene fades to black.
