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Post by Stephen Singh on May 29, 2018 1:07:35 GMT -5
I'll never forget where I was for that incredible post main event moment tonight...
That breathtaking, history making night...
When Dune and Odin got their shit kicked in by the dude who just ate a pin and two faceless midcarders!
Ha!
Great PPV, Dub.
10/10, will laugh at again.
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Post by David Sanchez on May 29, 2018 6:38:42 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
I was getting 'them feels' for a minute or two, like when we dropped Flash on his head and formed Everest.
These feels were quickly replaced by confusion.
I know I've been gone for a while but to me, that looked like Dune & Odin getting taken out by the ring crew.
Which, probably would have been more entertaining than a guy with 'state of the art' blinding powder, and two rogue curtain jerkers.
Also, we already have 'The Alchemist' as an alum, and he was waaaayyyy better.
#Pray4AndreJenson
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Post by Stephen Singh on May 29, 2018 9:28:52 GMT -5
@surethingsingh
You know...I hate to agree with old frenemies, but Dave's revelations are a hundred percent accurate here.
Congrats btw Sancho on stealing candy from the fattest babies I've ever seen. You're a regular Michelle Obama.
Oh and an unironic congrats to Brother Michael for securing The Torture Stone by punking the "Alchemist" on the night of those fuckchops' grand debut. The Church Ascends.
Seek your absolution now, Lazy Antebellum; it will be too late soon.
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Post by Jayson Price on May 29, 2018 13:49:28 GMT -5
@realjaysonprice
Was legit confused when I heard Dune and Odin got beat down by the group that sang "Need You Now". Then I found out that was Lady Antebellum. Then I found out who really beat up Dune and Odin.
Poor guys probably wish it had been the music group instead.
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Post by Kid Dynamo on May 29, 2018 15:24:31 GMT -5
@surethingsingh You know...I hate to agree with old frenemies, but Dave's revelations are a hundred percent accurate here. Congrats btw Sancho on stealing candy from the fattest babies I've ever seen. You're a regular Michelle Obama. Oh and an unironic congrats to Brother Michael for securing The Torture Stone by punking the "Alchemist" on the night of those fuckchops' grand debut. The Church Ascends. Seek your absolution now, Lazy Antebellum; it will be too late soon. @owfkd BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH “Lazy Antebellum” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Gotta be honest, I don’t understand why @black thinks Odie McDickswing is a better contender to Dune. I certainly didn’t see anything special. But seriously, I hope Lazy Antebellum is trademarked because I’m about to score you some serious royalties. That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard since Li’l Debbie claimed he could beat me. |
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jun 15, 2018 22:23:55 GMT -5
**checks #wcftwitter to pass the time while he passes a BM**
**Sees Sanchez Lillithing into every discussion and Caine tweeting 400 veiled plans that are all certain to fall apart before any one else even knows what they are.**
It really almost makes you miss #beachkrew
A L M O S T
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 22:32:02 GMT -5
**checks #wcftwitter to pass the time while he passes a BM** **Sees Sanchez Lillithing into every discussion and Caine tweeting 400 veiled that are all certain to fall apart before any one else even knows what they are.** It really almost makes you miss #beachkrew A L M O S T No, my intent is quite clear if you have half a brain..oh I'm sorry... |
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Post by Kid Dynamo on Jun 17, 2018 16:10:47 GMT -5
@owfkd
Your intent is to look like a brooding badass that the ladies want and the guys want to be.
Your RESULT is to look like a #TeamEdward wannabe who trolls YMCA soccer matches for the moms who still read Fifty Shades books on their Kindle Paperwhite while also asking the kids themselves for clever jokes for his next promo in between orange slices at halftime.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jun 17, 2018 17:46:59 GMT -5
@surethingsingh
Spoilers:
Your intent is to either join up with or put together a group of never-will-bes to be anti-establishment and push back against those around here whose names carry any weight or significance in a misguided attempt to get yourself over.
You should just enjoy the half-hearted internet heat you get, keyboard cunt, it's the most interest you're ever going to garner from the actual superstars around here.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2018 18:56:39 GMT -5
@surethingsingh Spoilers: Your intent is to either join up with or put together a group of never-will-bes to be anti-establishment and push back against those around here whose names carry any weight or significance in a misguided attempt to get yourself over. You should just enjoy the half-hearted internet heat you get, keyboard cunt, it's the most interest you're ever going to garner from the actual superstars around here. And yet..this unimportant keyboard cunt as you put it is now trending on yours and everyone else's threads. Oh the sting of irrelevancy |
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 17, 2018 19:43:21 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
Fuck me, his guy's spreading shitty vibes over the entire internet. That's my job cunto. Get your own.
Good luck btw Steve.
Hate for our big match at 13 to be diminished by you getting your head beaten in by my partner less than a month before.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jun 18, 2018 9:28:54 GMT -5
@surethingsingh  Such levity, Daveyboy! Don't you dare listen to them when they say you're just a humorless, bitter old shell of a man. You're a HILARIOUS bitter old shell of a man.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 24, 2018 16:43:39 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
Hey Steve, not long now. Gifs and Vines ain't gonna stop a brick in the face.
Mikey might stop a brick in the face.
And you'd probably let him.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 25, 2018 6:17:06 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
Also, I just caught your latest promotional prolapse on YouTube.
Thanks man! I was really worried the scrubs and forgetful fuckers of this world might not really be too familiar with the back story, the history and the chemistry between Bonnie and I. I was actually seriously considering doing a big gay montage to bring people up to speed. You know so people don't think we're just two randos with no real story or purpose... Like you and Mikey. But you beat me to the punch! I'm eternally grateful for you deciding to put out some serious character development for us instead of anythig that remotely resembles shoot.
#shakespeareofsuckingmydick
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jun 25, 2018 7:58:58 GMT -5
@surethingsingh
Oh Dave, you wouldn't know decent shoot if it fucked you right in that denture hole you call a mouth.
My job isn't just to break you down, it's to build you up so that when Monday comes and I break you in half, it carries with it a modicum of importance. Otherwise racking up W's over two never-weres is devoid of any sort of gravity.
And pointing out that the two of you pathetic, lost souls are grasping at the straws of each other in order to maintain some semblance of relevance here isn't character development, it's character deconstruction. Your "history" together illustrates how weak-willed and soul-selling either of you are happy to be if you think it might bring you the slightest amount of recognition.
I could go on but I'm already bored by this. Do I really have to keep selling that you're anything more than the flatulence left over after I've already fully digested everything that happened with Everest? I do? for like two more weeks before XIII?
Ugh.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 25, 2018 17:42:35 GMT -5
@davetherevelator
Lulz.
*In other news, Stephen Singh produces more shoot in a Twitter post than he does in his promo.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jun 26, 2018 2:28:37 GMT -5
Whoops
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 26, 2018 3:19:27 GMT -5
No Twitter handle? I can do no Twitter handle you sneaky fuck.
Please Steve, tell me why you deserved to win because you're all pure and shit.
Fuck off, rematch clause, 13, etc...
Your smug is showing.
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Post by Stephen Singh on Jul 18, 2018 13:21:56 GMT -5
@surethingsingh Normally, nothing could bore me more than seeing my name on the card across from Teo. But lo and behold Corey Black has seen fit to let his prize mutt get its teeth kicked in just a week before The Church puts it down. God King Dune old boy, not even your sandstorm can sweep that push broom wearing a mask up into victory. I'm sure the kiddies are excited to see you two standing shoulder to shoulder though and I'll admit all that white meat baby face has us carnivores licking our chops. Stay frosty you fuckchops, we're entering #ThievinSeason |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2018 13:30:11 GMT -5
@kdotmoore
#ThievinSeason is right.. like me stealing all the infinity stones from the #ChurchOfSingh
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