Post by Tanbark on Apr 2, 2009 0:01:04 GMT -5
Tanbark
Hello mam. Twenty five dollars on pump ten please.
Attendant
You got it.
::: I walk outside the gas station's front door and notice a strange man next to my Honda Accord. Who can it be? :::
Tanbark
Can I help you?
Ross
It's me Ross!
Tanbark
Ross, you scare me sometimes. What are you doing looking into my car?
Ross
Are those used drumsticks in your backseat?
Tanbark
I don't have any drumsticks.
Ross
Those are ProMark 5A drumsticks in your backseat! You used those to perform back to back gigs in New York City just a few short weeks ago!
Tanbark
Oh, those drumsticks. Yeah those are drumsticks in my backseat.
Ross
Can I, you know, get them?
Tanbark
How long have you been following me?
Ross
Two maybe three hours..
Tanbark
You can't do that anymore. Have you been harassing the others too?
Ross
No, okay, yeah.
Tanbark
You need help.
Ross
I need those drumsticks! By the way. I've been following wrestling for over ten years, and like I was telling Apollo, there isn't any Tag Team titles. What is your goals?
Tanbark
Win. It's just like battle of the bands. We come prepared and we don't back down. What looks fake about us? How we destroyed our opposition on Sunday at Timebomb? Now we're going to dismantle Timebomb from the inside out. Logan, Shane and Tank have a long week ahead of them. Never have the three of them faced a true team with more presence than them. We are a true team and on Monday Night Slam they will feel the wrath of Tanbark.
Ross
So how about those drumsticks?
Tanbark
The doors are unlocked, but you can't follow me and harass me any chance you get.
::: It's a good thing Ross is a fan of our music. If he bothered me this much and hated us his face wouldn't look like it does now. It'd look more like my fist. :::
Ross
These are fucking sick man! Thanks!
Tanbark
Anytime Ross. Now I need to pump my gas so get the hell out of here.
Ross
See ya later Tanbark! Good luck on Monday too.
::: Another phone call? What now? :::
Tanbark
Yes Apollo?
Apollo
Hey man. You going to get here this year?
Tanbark
Yeah I'm on my way. I ran into Ross or well, he ran into me.
Apollo
Stalker dude. Just get here fast. Sanzen is on his way too!
Tanbark
Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
Apollo
Peace out.
::: Phone is ringing again? Holy shit. :::
Tanbark
Hello?
Ross
These drumsticks are cool! I love you man!
Tanbark
Don't call me. I just saw you. Leave me alone.
Ross
You're hilarious Tanbark! Later dude!
::: Jesus Christ. What is wrong with that strange man. :::
Tanbark
Who the hell?
Hank Brown
The name is Hank Brown, how the hell are you?
Tanbark
I'm good. It's not a good thing to sneak up on me so you know.
Hank Brown
Got it.
Tanbark
Can I help you? I'm late to our meeting.
Hank Brown
Speaking of meets. You have Logan, Shane and Tank Reaper this Monday. Thoughts?
Tanbark
I have many thoughts. The few that run through my mind right now are how unoriginal these men really are. Tank is built like one, but after Monday he'll need a personal mechanic to take care of him because of the beatdown he'll receive on Monday. As for Shane. Ask him why his parents named him that. Perhaps they copied that name from a very popular football player. Once again. Unoriginal.
Hank Brown
Thoughts on Logan?
Tanbark
That's where the unoriginality starts! Overpaid overweight lazy stubborn wrestler. How many of these red white and blue Americans going to believe in someone who can't hold himself to a high standard. Triangle is now the bar that has been raised by us in the sport of Wrestling, and Logan and his Timebomb buddies will see that first hand on Monday. Make jokes, kid yourself, call us whatever you want. Fact's are facts. Timebomb will be destroyed by Triangle.
Hank Brown
Strong words. What about Sanzen? He's been quiet as of late.
Tanbark
Sanzen isn't using his words right now, and to be quite frank with you, none of that matters. We were still victorious just like we will be on Monday. In my Tribe failure is not an option and losing is only second best in a race for two. Pride is on the line, and to us, that's all we need.
Hank Brown
Okay, thanks.
Tanbark
I'm very late, Hank. I got to go.
Hank Brown
Good luck on Monday!
Tanbark
Yeah.
::: What is luck? A wish you have before trying? If you know you're going to win, who needs luck? I don't. Luck is for the weak, and I don't need it. Good luck? You should just say great win from now on. The tribe has spoken Timebomb. Triangle with another win. :::
Hello mam. Twenty five dollars on pump ten please.
Attendant
You got it.
::: I walk outside the gas station's front door and notice a strange man next to my Honda Accord. Who can it be? :::
Tanbark
Can I help you?
Ross
It's me Ross!
Tanbark
Ross, you scare me sometimes. What are you doing looking into my car?
Ross
Are those used drumsticks in your backseat?
Tanbark
I don't have any drumsticks.
Ross
Those are ProMark 5A drumsticks in your backseat! You used those to perform back to back gigs in New York City just a few short weeks ago!
Tanbark
Oh, those drumsticks. Yeah those are drumsticks in my backseat.
Ross
Can I, you know, get them?
Tanbark
How long have you been following me?
Ross
Two maybe three hours..
Tanbark
You can't do that anymore. Have you been harassing the others too?
Ross
No, okay, yeah.
Tanbark
You need help.
Ross
I need those drumsticks! By the way. I've been following wrestling for over ten years, and like I was telling Apollo, there isn't any Tag Team titles. What is your goals?
Tanbark
Win. It's just like battle of the bands. We come prepared and we don't back down. What looks fake about us? How we destroyed our opposition on Sunday at Timebomb? Now we're going to dismantle Timebomb from the inside out. Logan, Shane and Tank have a long week ahead of them. Never have the three of them faced a true team with more presence than them. We are a true team and on Monday Night Slam they will feel the wrath of Tanbark.
Ross
So how about those drumsticks?
Tanbark
The doors are unlocked, but you can't follow me and harass me any chance you get.
::: It's a good thing Ross is a fan of our music. If he bothered me this much and hated us his face wouldn't look like it does now. It'd look more like my fist. :::
Ross
These are fucking sick man! Thanks!
Tanbark
Anytime Ross. Now I need to pump my gas so get the hell out of here.
Ross
See ya later Tanbark! Good luck on Monday too.
::: Another phone call? What now? :::
Tanbark
Yes Apollo?
Apollo
Hey man. You going to get here this year?
Tanbark
Yeah I'm on my way. I ran into Ross or well, he ran into me.
Apollo
Stalker dude. Just get here fast. Sanzen is on his way too!
Tanbark
Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
Apollo
Peace out.
::: Phone is ringing again? Holy shit. :::
Tanbark
Hello?
Ross
These drumsticks are cool! I love you man!
Tanbark
Don't call me. I just saw you. Leave me alone.
Ross
You're hilarious Tanbark! Later dude!
::: Jesus Christ. What is wrong with that strange man. :::
Tanbark
Who the hell?
Hank Brown
The name is Hank Brown, how the hell are you?
Tanbark
I'm good. It's not a good thing to sneak up on me so you know.
Hank Brown
Got it.
Tanbark
Can I help you? I'm late to our meeting.
Hank Brown
Speaking of meets. You have Logan, Shane and Tank Reaper this Monday. Thoughts?
Tanbark
I have many thoughts. The few that run through my mind right now are how unoriginal these men really are. Tank is built like one, but after Monday he'll need a personal mechanic to take care of him because of the beatdown he'll receive on Monday. As for Shane. Ask him why his parents named him that. Perhaps they copied that name from a very popular football player. Once again. Unoriginal.
Hank Brown
Thoughts on Logan?
Tanbark
That's where the unoriginality starts! Overpaid overweight lazy stubborn wrestler. How many of these red white and blue Americans going to believe in someone who can't hold himself to a high standard. Triangle is now the bar that has been raised by us in the sport of Wrestling, and Logan and his Timebomb buddies will see that first hand on Monday. Make jokes, kid yourself, call us whatever you want. Fact's are facts. Timebomb will be destroyed by Triangle.
Hank Brown
Strong words. What about Sanzen? He's been quiet as of late.
Tanbark
Sanzen isn't using his words right now, and to be quite frank with you, none of that matters. We were still victorious just like we will be on Monday. In my Tribe failure is not an option and losing is only second best in a race for two. Pride is on the line, and to us, that's all we need.
Hank Brown
Okay, thanks.
Tanbark
I'm very late, Hank. I got to go.
Hank Brown
Good luck on Monday!
Tanbark
Yeah.
::: What is luck? A wish you have before trying? If you know you're going to win, who needs luck? I don't. Luck is for the weak, and I don't need it. Good luck? You should just say great win from now on. The tribe has spoken Timebomb. Triangle with another win. :::
