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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on May 19, 2018 1:54:45 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
I'm just over here in my 50 billion dollar trillion pound mansion, that exists, eating billion pound rich man food and over here I come across this 'Internet' An- and- get this:
There's new people on there!
Like new people new to WCF! Who've just made their debuts!
And I'm like: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHABABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at all these new people and how new they are! It's funny! Y'all probably came out of the womb like... like 3 seconds ago LMAO!
I been in this place for like... 3 decades now so I'm pretty much like the biggest boy in here. And when I look at these new people I just see one thing. Whatever the fucls behind them cause these SHRIMPS are SO DANG SMALL I COULDN'T EVEN SEE THEM IF I HAD GLASSES ON HAHA!
And yeah, all you guys are doing tremendously well and I could congratulate you but I could also laugh at how small and newbie you are and that's a lot funnier! So I'm gonna do that. And so I'll end this Twitter post thing with an intelligent, witty, multiple layers joke that only an Einstein like myself could fully grasp:
YOU NEWBIES ARE LIKE FUCKING NANOGRAMS!
SMALL.
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