#ReinstateTheInternetTitle #SoICanWinIt

[Kid Dynamo]

[The Very Big Śpainards]

@6foot11behemoth

See this? This is the 1 in a bullion moment where you midgets come up with a good idea.

Internet Title is a good guy, fan favourite, and whenever the title's active the internet can be properly guarded from dudes like Hackers and Y2K and that. I'm honestly surpised becayse most midget ideas are frigging horse aids but this a good plan!

And then I'll be invincible. No more losses. No more low blows (WHICH FOR SOME FUCKING REASON NO REF HAS THE ABILITY TO SEE LIKE COME THE FUCK ON, NOW!) No more failure. No more pain. I will be and indestructible warmonger spreading the gloriousness of Tall and Heavy people throughout the world. Like a desturctive, beautiful, muscular Phoenix!
So what if retiring it was a completely logical decision that everyone will benefit from, I WANT TO OWN INTERNET SO IT COMES BACK DAMMIT!
So I, William the Behemoth, the Behemoth with the most important opinion in the world by far, fully support this political movement. And hopefully a couple days from now the Internet Title will come back, all the bad things in the world will dissapear and I will be the first to win it just like mister Dynamo hashtag says.

Glory to Brittania.

[Teo Blaze]

@mrsunshine

Alright, let me make this clear.

Pillsbury dough boy, the only thing that you're good for is keeping America's burgeoning sugar market in the black.

Every time you clip clip your way to the ring Weight watcher numbers go higher than your bathroom scale.

Seriously, you look like someone stuffed a hot pocket in a singlet and left it under the couch.

I'd say that this company carries you but frankly I don't think that you make enough to comission the crane that would take.

There is only 1 Internet champion #OfTheYear and you'd do well to remember it.







....man, can you believe I used to talk like that? You boys have fun now.

['Jazzy' John McCarty]

@allthatjazz

Out of all the titles that could be reinstated... The internet title?

Really?

[AdamYoung]