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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 15, 2018 9:39:07 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
Right, so...
I wake up, right?....
Bonnie's on YouTube at the end of the bed, phone on full volume (fuckin' sleepless millennials) watching this random Jackson jobbers getting fucked by Frank Brown or whatever...
So, of course, my initial response is to grab-ass and assume she's got the horn.
Fuck me. Just got punched in the erection and made to watch the single worst promotional piece ever released to the public...
The moral of this rant, kids... Is to never assume sex is porn.
Also in today's news: Jason O'Neal denounces his popeship and enters the Wild.
More as it develops.
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 15, 2018 10:32:15 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
It developed. And like everything else he does, it was shit.
Now, here's Joey with the weather.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 10:59:51 GMT -5
@davetherevelator: Right, so... I wake up, right?.... Bonnie's on YouTube at the end of the bed, phone on full volume (fuckin' sleepless millennials) watching this random Jackson jobbers getting fucked by Frank Brown or whatever... So, of course, my initial response is to grab-ass and assume she's got the horn. Fuck me. Just got punched in the erection and made to watch the single worst promotional piece ever released to the public... The moral of this rant, kids... Is to never assume sex is porn. Also in today's news: Jason O'Neal denounces his popeship and enters the Wild. More as it develops. *Smirk*
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Post by David Sanchez on Jun 16, 2018 7:56:06 GMT -5
@davetherevelator:
Are you a middle-aged man on Tinder?
Do you often get hard when going over speed bumps?
Are you even allowed near girls to begin with? Orders are Orders.
Stop being a fuckin' failed stereotype.
You're insulting people who're purposely malicious whilst holding a fuckin' Mars Bar and moaning about life while you get fucked by a 'not good enough for the brothel'stripper..
I hope you tipped, bitch.
You're not immortal, you're not even mortal yet.
That would involve conscious thought, not Fallout Boy lyrics and an accessibility friendly keyboard.
Please. Someone. Help?
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