@DavetheRevelator

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

A lot of things can change in a year.

And yet, a lot more can remain effortlessly motionless, like a rock.

Pro-wrestling, the WCF in particular is all but stagnant even with such drastic change scarred into the face of its product.

Stuck, it may seem in a stasis of sorts. Unable to move forwards and unwilling to look back

Struggling, fighting, clawing to be free from its proverbial plastic bag...

But never quite managing to get out of the sticky-wet soup of misery in which it stays submerged.

All the old idols are dead now, their names buried or replaced by radiation scorched silhouettes of people that had a lower price-per-show and a higher appetite for eating shit.

Long live the hungriest hippo indeed.


And my,oh my what a mighty fine hippo he is...

A sight for sore eyes-- one might even say.

Even the Sand, will one day be Dirt.

D

7/18

#1LastDirtyDance.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

There's something rather un-nerving about coming back to somewhere you spent so much time trying to simply measure up to your surroundings. Only to then look around and realize that there's simply nothing, and indeed nobody left that's worth even buying a measuring tape for.

Mr. Dune, Mr. Singh and of course the delightful Ms. Blue...

The remnants of everything I'd come to associate with this place, reduced to three spectre of my own past. It's all far too sad to put into words, and yet it's not with watery eyes that I look ahead to my surely triumphant return.

It's with hunger pangs and a hard dick at the thought of how easy this is going to be... and even more, about how little anyone will be able to do about any tiny aspect of this.

I'm almost at 100% now, and touching back onto American soil in mere minutes. It's just a matter of months, maybe even weeks in a favourable breeze before I'm back.

Then, the real fun FINALLY begins.

Who's got first swing?

#1LastDirtyDance

[Bonnie Blue]

May 3, 2018 9:50:58 GMT -5 David Sanchez said:

@davetherevelator:

There's something rather un-nerving about coming back to somewhere you spent so much time trying to simply measure up to your surroundings. Only to then look around and realize that there's simply nothing, and indeed nobody left that's worth even buying a measuring tape for.

Mr. Dune, Mr. Singh and of course the delightful Ms. Blue...

The remnants of everything I'd come to associate with this place, reduced to three spectre of my own past. It's all far too sad to put into words, and yet it's not with watery eyes that I look ahead to my surely triumphant return.

It's with hunger pangs and a hard dick at the thought of how easy this is going to be... and even more, about how little anyone will be able to do about any tiny aspect of this.

I'm almost at 100% now, and touching back onto American soil in mere minutes. It's just a matter of months, maybe even weeks in a favourable breeze before I'm back.

Then, the real fun FINALLY begins.

Who's got first swing?

#1LastDirtyDance

@bonnie_blue

Once again, looks like ain't nobody's balls as big or blue as mine! Ya girl always down for a little of the ol' ultraviolence.

Or whatever. HMU sometime

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

Consider yourself hit up.

There is nothing that would bring me more happiness than belting you aaround the soft-spot with some obscure blunt object. An oversized mallet perhaps, or possibly a spigot.

Either way, I look forward to working with you again. These fucking non-entity seat-fillers around the Dub seem to have outnumbered the worthwhile competition.

I'll have my people call your people, and uh... whoever the fuck's in charge I guess. Because apparently a lot can change in a year.

#1LastDirtyDance

[Stephen Singh]

Everybody loves a redemption story!

But what if the protagonist is an irredeemable pile of shit who's never finished a damn thing he's started here or anywhere else? I guess we'll see.

Welcome back, Sancho. Now let's be sure to cut our food into small pieces and chew each bite thirty two times so we can move beyond old habits.

[David Sanchez]

@thehollowking:

Steve, how's it been?

Did you get the flowers I sent when you got your leg broken?

Oh wait that was Ethan.

I never could tell my baggage apart.

See you soon, buddy.

Kisses - Dave.

[Stephen Singh]

May 4, 2018 13:43:32 GMT -5 David Sanchez said:

@thehollowking:


I never could tell my baggage apart.

Oh yeah, that's where you lost your World Title! It was in the baggage! Damn, it's always the last place you check.

See you soon, Juan Valdez.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevalator:

Is Singh your maiden name?

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

I don't care.

I just...

I'm not here for YOU.

Not yet.

Heard you done a Gem Batts and stuck around 'til the talent was weak enough to build a little legacy.

Well done, your aborted kid would be super proud.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

No comebacks, witty remarks or shorthand?

That'll be that then.

Where was I?

Ah yes, generic nonsensical hype building.

"Sometimes watching, is just as good as doing."

#Somebody2WatchOverMe

["Iron Heart" Ethan King]

@ironheart

Hey, Dave. Thank you for the card. Probably should've returned the favor, but I guess I'm just not that considerate.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevalator:

Oh hey. You were always less of a dick than that other guy it's the least I could do.

Shame about your leg, I'd have liked to face you just once.

Get well soon and such.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

It is done.

3 hours, 17 awkward silences, 2 medicals, a disappointing lack of Burning Hammers and a brief lecture about new legislation later...

The contract has been signed. The hourglass has been tipped.

Enjoy the tranquility while it lasts, my friends. There's a storm on the horizon, and it's name is Sanchez.

[Wade Moor]

@godnilla

Lol

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

Good evening Wade. Hope all is well.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

First time training in a 4-sided ring for almost a year.

Like riding a bike. A very uncomfortable bike.

Up a very steep hill.

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

So, the substandard doctors in the Dub seem to think I'm not gonna be "insurance friendly" and able to compete until July.

I'll decide Doc, I'll decide...

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator



#2ndOpinions

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

Heading down to Tijuana early with a rather tidy blonde.

Asesinato, baby. I'll see you there WCF.

Xo

[David Sanchez]

@davetherevelator:

@civildisobedience page is up and running.

99.9% need not apply.

We did it bay-bay!

Without breaking a fuckin' sweat.

#ELITEONLY