Post by whysoserious on Mar 24, 2009 14:18:27 GMT -5
Time for another crazy Brad Kane dream!
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Once again Brad is dreaming in the future. A calender on the wall says the year is 2028, making Brad nearly fifty! He's sitting on the living room couch, reading the newspaper with Megan right next to him, reading a book. Its quiet in the mansion, nearly all of their kids out on their own. Brad lowers the paper to see Ryan sitting in a chair, listening to some music. He has his arm in a cast.
Brad: I wish his arm would heal so he could get out into his own apartment again at the college. Don't know why his roommate can't help him.
Megan: Now Brad, we agreed that we'd help the kids out no matter what happened to them. He's not even nineteen yet! Give him a break.
He nods his head before putting the paper back up. Footsteps are heard coming down the stairs. Brad lowers his paper again to see who it is. Looks like Jennifer as she's holding a little girl in her arms, couldn't be more then three.
Brad: Hey Jenny, how are you today?
Jennifer: I'm alright. Just coming down to get something to eat with Heather.
Brad smiles looking at the little girl. He stands up and begins to walk with Jennifer as does Megan. Ryan has his eyes shut, taking a nap. Jennifer sits at the table and puts Heather into a booster seat next to her. Brad and Megan sit across from the two, smiles on their faces yet. Heather looks up and begins to giggle seeing Brad making a funny face at her.
Heather: Hi grandpa!
Brad: How's my granddaugher today?
Heather: Okay. I went poopie!
Megan begins to snicker at her granddaughter. Looks like Jennifer had a bit of an unplanned pregnancy as a teenager...
Jennifer: Heather, what did I tell you about saying that word at the table?
Heather: Sorry mommy.
Jennifer smiles at her daughter, getting her half a sandwich, carrot sticks and a glass of apple juice before sitting back down next to her.
Jennifer: Can't believe she's nearly four. Still can't believe that jerk lied to me either. First time I have sex and he lies to me about having protection. At least I got my little blessing out it. Who is mommy's special little girl?
Heather: Me!
Jennifer gives her little girl a hug before looking at her parents.
Brad: Yeah, I know he was a jerk for doing that to you. Like you said though, you got Heather out of the deal. How is that junior college going for you?
Jennifer: Its pretty good. Only taking two classes this semester. Really can't push the workload.
Both of her parents understand, making Jennifer smile again.
Jennifer: I just thank you for letting me live here with Heather and everything. You never got mad when I told you what happened and it means so much to me.
Megan: Jenny, you're our daughter. Why would we get mad when something like that happened? Plus your dad gets to be around his granddaughter all day long which makes him thrilled to no end.
Jennifer: Heather does love her grandpa, don't you?
She nods her head while munching on a carrot stick.
Jennifer: Any word on how Sarah is doing?
That's not surprising that Jennifer is concerned with her twin sister. Megan looks to speak first.
Megan: She's dropping by for spring break this week.
Jennifer's eyes light up, so thrilled she'll get to see her twin. Their bond is very strong.
Brad: Got a phone call from Lilly last night. She's in Germany right now. I can't believe how smart she is. Traveling Europe like that? Just amazing.
Jennifer: It is pretty cool. She's doing a triple major isn't she?
Megan: Yep. History, theology and teaching. She really wants to be a teacher.
Brad: Just like her stepmom.
Megan begins to smile with pride.
Megan: And it makes me so happy.
Footsteps are heard coming towards them, Ryan waking up from his nap as he sees everyone at the table.
Jennifer: Hey little brother. How's the arm?
Ryan: Hurts. I still can't believe I got called for the foul on that play. Ruined our tournament hopes, still makes me mad.
Brad: At least you had the chance to nearly get into the tournament. Not all of us could get a scholarship to Northeastern!
Ryan smirks hearing that.
Ryan: I was listening to ESPN the other day and they mentioned me.
Megan: Really?!
Ryan: Yeah. They say in another year or two, I'll be a top ten pick. Apparently I have a problem with turnovers and three point shooting that's holding me back now. I plan on staying in college for all four years anyways because I want my degree.
Brad: That's what I like to hear! You're only a freshman anyways.
Ryan nods his head, knowing his father is right. Everyone hears more footsteps creeking now. Rachel and Mia Heafy are still living with the Kane family in their add-on, both of them with smiles on their faces. Right behind them is Brittney, their daughter.
Brittney: Hi daddy!
Brad: Hey Brit.
Mia: Looks like this is the place to be today. Mind if we sit down with you?
Megan: Not at all.
All three of the Heafys take a seat, scattered about the table. Ryan and Brittney look at each other a little awkwardly, still embarrassed by the fact they used to have feelings for one another before discovering they're half brother and sister. Rachel looks at the two and smirks.
Rachel: So you two make out lately?
Brittney: Mom!
Rachel: I'm only kidding.
Ryan: Not funny Aunt Rachel.
Brad: I remember when you told me the story of Lilly and Lacey calling you two Aunt Rachel and Aunt Mia. Guess its stuck around, hasn't it?
Both Rachel and Mia agree.
Mia: And I still think its sweet. Like I said that night in Rome, we are one big family. I look at this table, including little Heather, and I know that I'm protected and loved by everyone here.
Brad: I think we all feel the same way.
Heather: Mommy, I'm finished eating.
Jennifer smiles, taking her daughter's plate to the sink. Heather takes another sip of her apple juice, looking at all the adults around her.
Heather: Hi Uncle Ryan!
Ryan: Hey there Heather.
Ryan smiles looking at his niece. Heather feels like the center of attention right now.
Heather: Mommy read to me today.
Megan: What'd she read honey?
Heather: The Cat In The Hat!
Brad: Classic book.
Jennifer sits back down and pulls Heather up from her seat in case more people drop by into the kitchen. Sure enough the garage door opens and in walks Sarah. Everyone waves to her as she eyes the now open seat. She dashes for it and sits next to her twin sister.
Sarah: Hi Jenny!
Jennifer: Hi Sarah!
Heather: Aunt Sarah!
Sarah gives Heather a kiss on the cheek. Heather smiles as everyone is just happy to be there.
Ryan: So Sarah, how goes the wrestling life?
Sarah: Pretty awesome. Got a show on the weekend and school is going pretty well too.
Ryan: Awesome stuff big sis.
Brad: You still with Tyler?
Sarah: Nope. He was cheating on me so I dumped him to the curb where he belongs. I plan on staying single for a while.
Megan looks upset.
Megan: Why do guys constantly cheat on you?!
Sarah: Because I'm still a virgin?
Jennifer: Really?
Ryan: Wow, I lost mine when I was fifteen.
Brad shoots a glare at his son, upset at hearing that.
Brittney: And no it wasn't with me!
Everyone has a laugh over that, that being a long standing joke as long as Brittney or Ryan make fun of the situation.
Brittney: I'm still a virgin too.
Sarah: Anyone know if Lilly is?
Mia: She told me that she lost it when she was nineteen. Didn't want to tell her mom and dad so she told me.
Brad and Megan exchange a look, shruging their shoulders.
Brad: As long as you loved the person you were with.
Ryan: Debatable. I did a lot of getting around in school, sorry.
Megan: Ryan Keiichi Kane! After your father and I told you not to do that?! Thank your lucky stars you're in college now...
Ryan: Word got around about what I have.
Brad: That didn't mean you had to show it off!
Jennifer has Heather's ears covered up so she isn't hearing all of this.
Jennifer: Um, hey, got a little girl in the room. Please stop with this kind of talk.
All of them shrug their shoulders.
Brad: So Lacey and her boyfriend will be here soon. Why don't we head off to the living room, be a bit more comfortable.
Everyone stands up and makes their way out there. Brad, Megan, Rachel, and Mia sit on one of the couches. Sarah, Ryan and Brittney take another. Jennifer sits on the floor with Heather, Heather going to grab a coloring book.
Megan: Good idea honey.
Megan gives him a kiss on the cheek, bringing a smile to his face along with a hint of embarassment.
Sarah: Are you blushing dad?
Ryan: He is!
Brad: Your mom still makes me nervous after all these years of being together.
Megan: And I still get the butterflies too because I love you so much.
Brad: Love you too Megs.
All the kids smile seeing their parents still so in love.
Sarah: I hope when I meet the right guy, I'll have what you two have.
Jennifer: Me too. Although I hope he doesn't mind me having a sweet little girl.
Sarah: Be pretty crappy if he did.
Jennifer: No joke. Who couldn't love Heather?
Ryan: A jerk, that's who.
Jennifer: Good call.
Mia and Rachel look on, ready to announce something.
Mia: I'd like to announce that Rachel and I are inviting all of you to celebrate our anniversary of meeting one another in middle school.
Rachel: We were both in seventh grade and we became friends right away. Then it became something more then that. I love you Mia.
Mia: And I love you too Rachel.
Brittney: Yay!
Everyone claps for the two.
Brad: Good for you.
Mia: Thank you.
Megan: I wish Lacey would get here already. Apparently her guy has something important to ask Brad.
Jennifer: Huh. Interesting.
Almost on cue, the front door opens and Lacey walks in first with a suitcase, huge smile on her face. Coming in behind her is her boyfriend, her African American boyfriend. Everyone waves at Lacey while her boyfriend nods at Brad. Brad stands up and goes into the kitchen with him.
Brad: What's up Will?
Will looks nervous.
Will: Mister Kane...
Brad: Will, you've been going out with Lacey for what, seven years now?
He nods his head.
Brad: You can call me Brad.
Will: Well Brad, I love your daughter a lot and like you said, we've been together for a long time and I've only had eyes for her since I first saw her. I was wondering if it'd be okay if I asked for her hand in marriage today in front of your family, sir.
Brad begins to smirk, patting Will on the back.
Brad: You really love Lacey?
Will: With all my heart sir. I have for years and she loves me back.
Brad: I've seen the two of you grow up together. I know you're the only guy she's been with. In high school, she used to have dreams of you, the both of you together with kids. You have my blessing Will. Now go ask her.
Will smiles as the two head back to the living room. Lacey took her father's spot on the couch, Will staring at her.
Will: Lacey, could you please stand up?
She does, Will taking her hands and leads her in front of everyone, getting down on a single knee. Brad sits back down next to his wife, trying to hold back the tears, seeing his little girl getting proposed to.
Will: Lacey Michelle Kane, since the moment we met in freshmen year of high school, you took my breath away and I knew I wanted to be with you from that moment onward. The past years with you have been nothing but complete joy. I love you with all of my heart...
He reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a ring and opens the box. Lacey's eyes widen, thrilled to death.
Will: And I want to make you my bride. Will you marry me?
Lacey: Oh my god yes!
He puts the ring on her finger before standing up to kiss her. Megan's crying her eyes out right now with Brad. Jennifer is tearing up too while Sarah claps her hands. Ryan is all smiles.
Lacey: I love you too William. Is this what he wanted to ask you dad?
Brad: Yep. Didn't even give the blessing a second thought because you two are just so much in love.
Jennifer: Way to snag him Lacey!
Everyone begins to laugh as Jennifer closes Heather's ears for a moment.
Jennifer: And just for knowings sake...
Sarah: ...How big is he?
Lacey begins to giggle like a little girl.
Lacey: What'd I measure you at last night?
Will: I was too busy eating your...
Will glances over to see Brad with his arms folded before he smirks.
Lacey: Anyways, he got in at a full foot! He's ruined me for life!
Megan: Just like your father did to me!
Lacey: Okay, I'm going with ew on that one.
Mia: God, what is it with you people and big dicks? Brad has a big dick, Ryan has a big dick and Lacey's man has a big dick. God, its like living in big dick world!
Rachel: Bunch of size queens around here!
Lacey and Megan both giggle.
Lacey: But I love Will as a person more then his extremely big penis. He makes me laugh all the time, always there to cheer me up after a bad day. He's my man.
Will: And you're my girl.
They kiss again before Lacey takes Will by the hand and runs up the stairs. Jennifer uncovers Heather's ears now.
Megan: That'll be a fun wedding.
Brad: Can't believe my little girl is gonna be getting married. Seems like yesterday I was potty training Lacey. God, I wonder who is next.
Lacey and Will rush back down the stairs, neither of them really breathing hard.
Lacey: After talking it out with Will, we have something else we'd like to say. Two months ago, we ran out of birth control, wink wink, and now, I'm pregnant!
Everyone's jaw drops to the floor.
Brad: You're pregnant!?
Lacey: Yes. Will and I want a baby very badly. We're both doing good with our careers so we figured we'll get pregnant and get married before I give birth.
Brad: Honey, I'm proud of you.
Lacey: Thanks daddy.
Lacey goes over to the couch and kisses her father on the cheek. He gives her a hug as everyone stands up. The front door opens up yet again as in walks Kaylee and Lilly! Holy cow!
Kaylee: Surprise!
Lilly: Our cabs met out front.
Lacey: You both came just in time. I'm getting married!
Lilly jumps up for joy for her older sister as does Kaylee. Lilly rushes and gives Lacey a big hug.
Lilly: You and Will are finally gonna get married?
Lacey: He wanted to ask daddy for permission first. But that isn't all, I'm pregnant too!
Lilly: Congrats!
The two begin to jump up and down together, everyone smiling.
Brad: Everyone who doesn't have them on, get your shoes. We are going to celebrate Lacey's engagement and pregnancy, Lilly's return home from Europe, Kaylee and Sarah's spring break, Ryan's NBA draft status, Rachel and Mia's meeting anniversary and finally, your mother and I would like to announce we're... how should I say this...
Megan: Lacey, honey, you aren't the only one who is pregnant.
More jaws drop, Lilly falling over to the floor.
Kaylee: How in the hell?
Brad: It just happened. She's about a month and a half in. Looks like you'll have a little brother or sister in a while. Another thing, after you kids graduate, could you please move back in, the house is so damn empty and quiet. We need the noise again.
Lilly: No problem dad.
Lacey: Can you build an add-on for Will and I?
Brad: Yep.
Ryan: I hope I get drafted by the Celtics when the time comes then.
Kaylee: I'm transferring to Boston U. anyways so yep!
Sarah: Fine with me.
Jennifer: I won't be alone anymore!
Everyone smiles before getting their shoes on and heading towards the garage. Brad pats his soon to be son in law on the back, Will smiling the entire time. He pinches Lacey on the rear, making Lacey turn around and give Will a kiss. Brad and Megan exit the house last, sighing from content.
Brad: You think we're ready for another baby and all the kids coming back at some point?
Megan: Yep. I love you Bradley.
Brad: I love you too Megan.
They engage in a deep kiss before heading to the garage, all of their kids piled up in three different cars. Brad gets in one and Megan gets in another. They smile at each other before driving off to their destination.
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Brad wakes up on the living room couch with Megan sitting in a chair, still pregnant as he smiles, closing his eyes to go back to sleep.
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Once again Brad is dreaming in the future. A calender on the wall says the year is 2028, making Brad nearly fifty! He's sitting on the living room couch, reading the newspaper with Megan right next to him, reading a book. Its quiet in the mansion, nearly all of their kids out on their own. Brad lowers the paper to see Ryan sitting in a chair, listening to some music. He has his arm in a cast.
Brad: I wish his arm would heal so he could get out into his own apartment again at the college. Don't know why his roommate can't help him.
Megan: Now Brad, we agreed that we'd help the kids out no matter what happened to them. He's not even nineteen yet! Give him a break.
He nods his head before putting the paper back up. Footsteps are heard coming down the stairs. Brad lowers his paper again to see who it is. Looks like Jennifer as she's holding a little girl in her arms, couldn't be more then three.
Brad: Hey Jenny, how are you today?
Jennifer: I'm alright. Just coming down to get something to eat with Heather.
Brad smiles looking at the little girl. He stands up and begins to walk with Jennifer as does Megan. Ryan has his eyes shut, taking a nap. Jennifer sits at the table and puts Heather into a booster seat next to her. Brad and Megan sit across from the two, smiles on their faces yet. Heather looks up and begins to giggle seeing Brad making a funny face at her.
Heather: Hi grandpa!
Brad: How's my granddaugher today?
Heather: Okay. I went poopie!
Megan begins to snicker at her granddaughter. Looks like Jennifer had a bit of an unplanned pregnancy as a teenager...
Jennifer: Heather, what did I tell you about saying that word at the table?
Heather: Sorry mommy.
Jennifer smiles at her daughter, getting her half a sandwich, carrot sticks and a glass of apple juice before sitting back down next to her.
Jennifer: Can't believe she's nearly four. Still can't believe that jerk lied to me either. First time I have sex and he lies to me about having protection. At least I got my little blessing out it. Who is mommy's special little girl?
Heather: Me!
Jennifer gives her little girl a hug before looking at her parents.
Brad: Yeah, I know he was a jerk for doing that to you. Like you said though, you got Heather out of the deal. How is that junior college going for you?
Jennifer: Its pretty good. Only taking two classes this semester. Really can't push the workload.
Both of her parents understand, making Jennifer smile again.
Jennifer: I just thank you for letting me live here with Heather and everything. You never got mad when I told you what happened and it means so much to me.
Megan: Jenny, you're our daughter. Why would we get mad when something like that happened? Plus your dad gets to be around his granddaughter all day long which makes him thrilled to no end.
Jennifer: Heather does love her grandpa, don't you?
She nods her head while munching on a carrot stick.
Jennifer: Any word on how Sarah is doing?
That's not surprising that Jennifer is concerned with her twin sister. Megan looks to speak first.
Megan: She's dropping by for spring break this week.
Jennifer's eyes light up, so thrilled she'll get to see her twin. Their bond is very strong.
Brad: Got a phone call from Lilly last night. She's in Germany right now. I can't believe how smart she is. Traveling Europe like that? Just amazing.
Jennifer: It is pretty cool. She's doing a triple major isn't she?
Megan: Yep. History, theology and teaching. She really wants to be a teacher.
Brad: Just like her stepmom.
Megan begins to smile with pride.
Megan: And it makes me so happy.
Footsteps are heard coming towards them, Ryan waking up from his nap as he sees everyone at the table.
Jennifer: Hey little brother. How's the arm?
Ryan: Hurts. I still can't believe I got called for the foul on that play. Ruined our tournament hopes, still makes me mad.
Brad: At least you had the chance to nearly get into the tournament. Not all of us could get a scholarship to Northeastern!
Ryan smirks hearing that.
Ryan: I was listening to ESPN the other day and they mentioned me.
Megan: Really?!
Ryan: Yeah. They say in another year or two, I'll be a top ten pick. Apparently I have a problem with turnovers and three point shooting that's holding me back now. I plan on staying in college for all four years anyways because I want my degree.
Brad: That's what I like to hear! You're only a freshman anyways.
Ryan nods his head, knowing his father is right. Everyone hears more footsteps creeking now. Rachel and Mia Heafy are still living with the Kane family in their add-on, both of them with smiles on their faces. Right behind them is Brittney, their daughter.
Brittney: Hi daddy!
Brad: Hey Brit.
Mia: Looks like this is the place to be today. Mind if we sit down with you?
Megan: Not at all.
All three of the Heafys take a seat, scattered about the table. Ryan and Brittney look at each other a little awkwardly, still embarrassed by the fact they used to have feelings for one another before discovering they're half brother and sister. Rachel looks at the two and smirks.
Rachel: So you two make out lately?
Brittney: Mom!
Rachel: I'm only kidding.
Ryan: Not funny Aunt Rachel.
Brad: I remember when you told me the story of Lilly and Lacey calling you two Aunt Rachel and Aunt Mia. Guess its stuck around, hasn't it?
Both Rachel and Mia agree.
Mia: And I still think its sweet. Like I said that night in Rome, we are one big family. I look at this table, including little Heather, and I know that I'm protected and loved by everyone here.
Brad: I think we all feel the same way.
Heather: Mommy, I'm finished eating.
Jennifer smiles, taking her daughter's plate to the sink. Heather takes another sip of her apple juice, looking at all the adults around her.
Heather: Hi Uncle Ryan!
Ryan: Hey there Heather.
Ryan smiles looking at his niece. Heather feels like the center of attention right now.
Heather: Mommy read to me today.
Megan: What'd she read honey?
Heather: The Cat In The Hat!
Brad: Classic book.
Jennifer sits back down and pulls Heather up from her seat in case more people drop by into the kitchen. Sure enough the garage door opens and in walks Sarah. Everyone waves to her as she eyes the now open seat. She dashes for it and sits next to her twin sister.
Sarah: Hi Jenny!
Jennifer: Hi Sarah!
Heather: Aunt Sarah!
Sarah gives Heather a kiss on the cheek. Heather smiles as everyone is just happy to be there.
Ryan: So Sarah, how goes the wrestling life?
Sarah: Pretty awesome. Got a show on the weekend and school is going pretty well too.
Ryan: Awesome stuff big sis.
Brad: You still with Tyler?
Sarah: Nope. He was cheating on me so I dumped him to the curb where he belongs. I plan on staying single for a while.
Megan looks upset.
Megan: Why do guys constantly cheat on you?!
Sarah: Because I'm still a virgin?
Jennifer: Really?
Ryan: Wow, I lost mine when I was fifteen.
Brad shoots a glare at his son, upset at hearing that.
Brittney: And no it wasn't with me!
Everyone has a laugh over that, that being a long standing joke as long as Brittney or Ryan make fun of the situation.
Brittney: I'm still a virgin too.
Sarah: Anyone know if Lilly is?
Mia: She told me that she lost it when she was nineteen. Didn't want to tell her mom and dad so she told me.
Brad and Megan exchange a look, shruging their shoulders.
Brad: As long as you loved the person you were with.
Ryan: Debatable. I did a lot of getting around in school, sorry.
Megan: Ryan Keiichi Kane! After your father and I told you not to do that?! Thank your lucky stars you're in college now...
Ryan: Word got around about what I have.
Brad: That didn't mean you had to show it off!
Jennifer has Heather's ears covered up so she isn't hearing all of this.
Jennifer: Um, hey, got a little girl in the room. Please stop with this kind of talk.
All of them shrug their shoulders.
Brad: So Lacey and her boyfriend will be here soon. Why don't we head off to the living room, be a bit more comfortable.
Everyone stands up and makes their way out there. Brad, Megan, Rachel, and Mia sit on one of the couches. Sarah, Ryan and Brittney take another. Jennifer sits on the floor with Heather, Heather going to grab a coloring book.
Megan: Good idea honey.
Megan gives him a kiss on the cheek, bringing a smile to his face along with a hint of embarassment.
Sarah: Are you blushing dad?
Ryan: He is!
Brad: Your mom still makes me nervous after all these years of being together.
Megan: And I still get the butterflies too because I love you so much.
Brad: Love you too Megs.
All the kids smile seeing their parents still so in love.
Sarah: I hope when I meet the right guy, I'll have what you two have.
Jennifer: Me too. Although I hope he doesn't mind me having a sweet little girl.
Sarah: Be pretty crappy if he did.
Jennifer: No joke. Who couldn't love Heather?
Ryan: A jerk, that's who.
Jennifer: Good call.
Mia and Rachel look on, ready to announce something.
Mia: I'd like to announce that Rachel and I are inviting all of you to celebrate our anniversary of meeting one another in middle school.
Rachel: We were both in seventh grade and we became friends right away. Then it became something more then that. I love you Mia.
Mia: And I love you too Rachel.
Brittney: Yay!
Everyone claps for the two.
Brad: Good for you.
Mia: Thank you.
Megan: I wish Lacey would get here already. Apparently her guy has something important to ask Brad.
Jennifer: Huh. Interesting.
Almost on cue, the front door opens and Lacey walks in first with a suitcase, huge smile on her face. Coming in behind her is her boyfriend, her African American boyfriend. Everyone waves at Lacey while her boyfriend nods at Brad. Brad stands up and goes into the kitchen with him.
Brad: What's up Will?
Will looks nervous.
Will: Mister Kane...
Brad: Will, you've been going out with Lacey for what, seven years now?
He nods his head.
Brad: You can call me Brad.
Will: Well Brad, I love your daughter a lot and like you said, we've been together for a long time and I've only had eyes for her since I first saw her. I was wondering if it'd be okay if I asked for her hand in marriage today in front of your family, sir.
Brad begins to smirk, patting Will on the back.
Brad: You really love Lacey?
Will: With all my heart sir. I have for years and she loves me back.
Brad: I've seen the two of you grow up together. I know you're the only guy she's been with. In high school, she used to have dreams of you, the both of you together with kids. You have my blessing Will. Now go ask her.
Will smiles as the two head back to the living room. Lacey took her father's spot on the couch, Will staring at her.
Will: Lacey, could you please stand up?
She does, Will taking her hands and leads her in front of everyone, getting down on a single knee. Brad sits back down next to his wife, trying to hold back the tears, seeing his little girl getting proposed to.
Will: Lacey Michelle Kane, since the moment we met in freshmen year of high school, you took my breath away and I knew I wanted to be with you from that moment onward. The past years with you have been nothing but complete joy. I love you with all of my heart...
He reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a ring and opens the box. Lacey's eyes widen, thrilled to death.
Will: And I want to make you my bride. Will you marry me?
Lacey: Oh my god yes!
He puts the ring on her finger before standing up to kiss her. Megan's crying her eyes out right now with Brad. Jennifer is tearing up too while Sarah claps her hands. Ryan is all smiles.
Lacey: I love you too William. Is this what he wanted to ask you dad?
Brad: Yep. Didn't even give the blessing a second thought because you two are just so much in love.
Jennifer: Way to snag him Lacey!
Everyone begins to laugh as Jennifer closes Heather's ears for a moment.
Jennifer: And just for knowings sake...
Sarah: ...How big is he?
Lacey begins to giggle like a little girl.
Lacey: What'd I measure you at last night?
Will: I was too busy eating your...
Will glances over to see Brad with his arms folded before he smirks.
Lacey: Anyways, he got in at a full foot! He's ruined me for life!
Megan: Just like your father did to me!
Lacey: Okay, I'm going with ew on that one.
Mia: God, what is it with you people and big dicks? Brad has a big dick, Ryan has a big dick and Lacey's man has a big dick. God, its like living in big dick world!
Rachel: Bunch of size queens around here!
Lacey and Megan both giggle.
Lacey: But I love Will as a person more then his extremely big penis. He makes me laugh all the time, always there to cheer me up after a bad day. He's my man.
Will: And you're my girl.
They kiss again before Lacey takes Will by the hand and runs up the stairs. Jennifer uncovers Heather's ears now.
Megan: That'll be a fun wedding.
Brad: Can't believe my little girl is gonna be getting married. Seems like yesterday I was potty training Lacey. God, I wonder who is next.
Lacey and Will rush back down the stairs, neither of them really breathing hard.
Lacey: After talking it out with Will, we have something else we'd like to say. Two months ago, we ran out of birth control, wink wink, and now, I'm pregnant!
Everyone's jaw drops to the floor.
Brad: You're pregnant!?
Lacey: Yes. Will and I want a baby very badly. We're both doing good with our careers so we figured we'll get pregnant and get married before I give birth.
Brad: Honey, I'm proud of you.
Lacey: Thanks daddy.
Lacey goes over to the couch and kisses her father on the cheek. He gives her a hug as everyone stands up. The front door opens up yet again as in walks Kaylee and Lilly! Holy cow!
Kaylee: Surprise!
Lilly: Our cabs met out front.
Lacey: You both came just in time. I'm getting married!
Lilly jumps up for joy for her older sister as does Kaylee. Lilly rushes and gives Lacey a big hug.
Lilly: You and Will are finally gonna get married?
Lacey: He wanted to ask daddy for permission first. But that isn't all, I'm pregnant too!
Lilly: Congrats!
The two begin to jump up and down together, everyone smiling.
Brad: Everyone who doesn't have them on, get your shoes. We are going to celebrate Lacey's engagement and pregnancy, Lilly's return home from Europe, Kaylee and Sarah's spring break, Ryan's NBA draft status, Rachel and Mia's meeting anniversary and finally, your mother and I would like to announce we're... how should I say this...
Megan: Lacey, honey, you aren't the only one who is pregnant.
More jaws drop, Lilly falling over to the floor.
Kaylee: How in the hell?
Brad: It just happened. She's about a month and a half in. Looks like you'll have a little brother or sister in a while. Another thing, after you kids graduate, could you please move back in, the house is so damn empty and quiet. We need the noise again.
Lilly: No problem dad.
Lacey: Can you build an add-on for Will and I?
Brad: Yep.
Ryan: I hope I get drafted by the Celtics when the time comes then.
Kaylee: I'm transferring to Boston U. anyways so yep!
Sarah: Fine with me.
Jennifer: I won't be alone anymore!
Everyone smiles before getting their shoes on and heading towards the garage. Brad pats his soon to be son in law on the back, Will smiling the entire time. He pinches Lacey on the rear, making Lacey turn around and give Will a kiss. Brad and Megan exit the house last, sighing from content.
Brad: You think we're ready for another baby and all the kids coming back at some point?
Megan: Yep. I love you Bradley.
Brad: I love you too Megan.
They engage in a deep kiss before heading to the garage, all of their kids piled up in three different cars. Brad gets in one and Megan gets in another. They smile at each other before driving off to their destination.
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Brad wakes up on the living room couch with Megan sitting in a chair, still pregnant as he smiles, closing his eyes to go back to sleep.
