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Post by WCF Booking Committee on Mar 20, 2018 14:46:35 GMT -5
(This thread is solely for William The Behemoth and Saint Hayes to use to determine the 2nd fall for their match at the PPV. Any posts made by anyone else in here will be deleted, as I'm trying to make sure none of their content is missed.)
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 21, 2018 2:39:35 GMT -5
Saint Hayes @yourwcfsaint
Well now, seems the time has come, VUL-nut. I'll explain VUL later, but that's you Mr. Blah-emoth. Like the notion that you're not fat, you've clung to the Internet title for far too long. I will take it from you this Sunday, and purify in the glory of #theChurchofSingh.
#ProperDualChampion #GetProperFuckedWilliam #SignsComeIn3s
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Mar 21, 2018 15:39:22 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
"THE TRIFORCE EXPLODES! THE GROUP HOUSING THE MOST BRITISHNESS, SECURITY AND WEED HAS BEEN ULTIMATELY DESTROYED!!! WHY WOULD SAINT HAYZE NOT FORFEIT THE MATCH AGAINST A GUY LIKE WILLIAM WHO'S REALLY NICE AND A MUCH BETTER AND MORE TACTICIANAL WRESTLER IN EVERY WAY? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S A BAD PERSON AND SUCKS A LOT AND I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA EVEN INVITE HIM TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ANYMORE?!"
See that? That's probably what all the news outlets are saying. All the podcasts. All the Very BigManiacs of mine that exist are saying that too. And I'm like "I don't know why he did that Very BigManiacs who do, in fact, exist, very much" and that's it.
That's right, no insect insults or extremely justified slightly loud rantings just that.
You know why? Because what a lot of people don't know is that I like Hayze. Actually no, I liked Hayze. Me, him and the Hungarian would sometimes meet up, one time. We'd share stories, we'd all be in awe of my manners and normalness and most importantly we had pot brownies.
Great, delicious pot brownies. Ones that never ceased to brighten my day.
You may all be confused like 'But William, We thought you hated midgets' and you are correct in that regard.
I do despise midgets and think that putting them all into a corner and building a wall around the corner and then putting a bomb inside the corner and the using a nuclear missile on the corner and then taking a piss in the corner would be a good idea. Hayze was actually part of a very secretive and selective group of midgets I didn't want to give a concussion.
This list includes: John Rabid
Moutain Dew Bob
Every British person who is alive today
And Every British person that has ever been alive.
And until a few days ago that list included you.
Even when you joined Stephen Singh Spooking Things I was like "Awww that's just my weed man, he's cool". Even when you guys started acting all cult and scary like and gave me nightmares I'm like "Oh he gave me pot brownies, we're still cool". Even when I lost a match one time and I thought "I could really go for some weed right now" and you weren't there I STILL forgave you!
So after all my unconditional forgiveness and kindness and sociability at partys I at least expect for him to respect our friendship and cancel the championship match. And what does he do?
HE DOESN'T CANCEL IT!
AFTER EEEEEEVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THAT LITTLE FUCKING ELECTROLYTE HE BETRAYS ME AND ALLOWS THE MATCH TO GO ON!
And my poor heart! I was like "My Weed Man betray me, why?! WHYYYYYY?!" The tears falling out of my eyes were not real because I never cry but if I did they'd be very big tears.
HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME BY NOT FORFEITING THIS MATCH HAYZE?!
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
I- I- YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M GONNA SAY IT. IF YOU DON'T APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW AND FORFEIT AND THEN GIVE ME THE PEOPLE'S TITLE I'M GONMA SAY IT. SO IF I WERE YOU I'D GIVE ME BACK MY OWNERSHIP OVER THE HUMAN POPULATION, ASSHOLE AND THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT PUTTINF YOU BACK ON THE LIST. ONLY THINK!
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 22, 2018 3:54:35 GMT -5
[ From Saint Hayes' Instagram account ] SaintlySnaps Portland, Oregon Like Quote Share Bookmark 3,421 likes SaintlySnaps 3/22/2018 Well now people, cast away your doubts now. @6foot11behemoth, @therealwmd, @wcfdune, @realwade, look into the future and be not afraid. You've had your runs, pitiful as they were. William, your time as the Internet Champion has definitely been unremarkable. Of course, that's why your the VUL-nut. The Very Unremarkable Lad, I'll have you know. How touching, you didn't want to squash me into oblivion. Maybe I'll send you some @hayfieldgrove products with a 10 percent discount for old times sake, ha ha ha ha... Weapons of Mass Destruction, I haven't forgotten you either. Micheal X and I have spoken, and we are officially becoming a tag team after Kingdom Come. You have fun playing with the Lesbian Alliance this Sunday, and to your credit, probably beating them. Keep those tag titles shiny for us Sandy McGee and Wade Pool, because the #ChurchofSingh is coming for you soon enough; sooner than you'd like. |
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 22, 2018 4:16:29 GMT -5
Saint Hayes @yourwcfsaint
Midget, is that what I am? Hmmm, I have to wonder at that William the Slow-hemoth. Here lately, one could say I'm something closer to a demi-god then a regular person, such as yourself. You see, could a mere mortal have defeated #TheFalseGod Odin Balfore? I think not. I've been Main Eventing shows, defeating my foes, and you've been unable to see your toes...for years. On Sunday I cleanse the Internet Title in the sacred waters of #TheChurchofSingh and wear it proudly, along with my Peoples title. #DualChampion is what they'll call me, after the dust settles from the war we will wage.
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 22, 2018 7:21:49 GMT -5
Saint Hayes “Periscopes Up, Behemoths Down”
< We open up to a reduction in quality, as far as image goes, and a narrow band of vision at that; in other words, we’re watching from the view of a camera phone. Saint Hayes is pointing his phone at himself, though it’s tough to tell where he is. >Saint Hayes: Right, so I figured I’d do this through Periscope, try that whole thing out. Considering the rules are changed up a bit this week, haven’t they lil Willie? I don’t mind, and Periscope can only get that much more attention when a Main Event superstar such as YOUR Saint, the Saint of the WCF—Saint Hayes—is on the platform right?
< Thinking this to be a rhetorical question, we hear the Sisters of the Saint blurt out a no, and we see Hayes swing his phone over to see Sister Charity and Sister Joy sitting on a plush green, leather couch with a joint being passed from Joy to Charity. >Saint Hayes: William the Behemoth, we had fun a few months ago, you and your unhealthy life coach Ainsley, didn’t we? I really liked (very sarcastic tones at that last) your post saying how you didn’t want to squash me, and that you used to like me. Yes….how touching. Thing is, I don’t give a shit. I’ve been beating World Champions lately you fat fuck, and what have you been doing? You and Ainsley have been losing a lot, is what I’m remebering. I’ve beaten Odin Balfore and Adam Young as of late, little Willie. I’ve been Main Eventing, and you’ve been wallowing in the under card. So to tell you, as YOUR People’s Champion that I will easily be taking that Internet Title away from you is almost redundant, isn’t it? It’s a foregone conclusion, in my mind, who will walk out of Kingdom Come as not only the People’s Champion, but the Internet Champion. A real, worthy dual champion, Adam Young, not your pathetic one week stint as the World and People’s champion. But I won’t speak on you anymore, my lord God, the Golden God, Stephen Singh will regain the World title again, as is only right and proper. And speaking of proper, to use the British form of the word, I’m going to give you a right and proper beating—not once but twice—this Sunday, in jolly old England.
<Hayes takes his own joint and sparks it up, taking a few puffs off it before speaking again.>
Saint Hayes: Well, that’s all I feel like saying for now. I’ve blessed you, the Periscope community, for long enough as it is. Even if you somehow get one of the falls William, you’re looking at the man that’s getting two wins, and walking out with two belts!
< With that, Hayes fumbles with his phone a bit before the Periscope session fades to black. >
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Mar 22, 2018 14:13:46 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
BLAH-HEMOTH?! REALLY?!
THAT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING WORD!
I'm seriously concerned about your well being Hayzey boy. This new, illetirate and hateful ranting is very out of charcter for you.
Not only are you delusionialing (if you correct me I'll doxx you) yourself with the thought of actually beating me but you're now saying Stephen Singh is a god?
That's crazy talk you weeded out fuckboi!
Everyone knows that all gods are in Heaven which is all the way out in OUTER SPACE! IDIOT!
And don't even say that Singh is a God because I've seen that guy like 50 times and he was ON EARTH, MORON!
You know when you and I were friends *I* didn't ask you to call me a God. Because quite frankly changing yourself to suck up to someone else is just WRONG!
I didn't even wanna fight you since having a man who is clearly insane as ruler of the internet would help a great deal in The Very Big War against all of Humanity.
That's right! I LET YOU BE A PART IN MY WAR AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE!
And- and you're over here you ain't even got a first name anymore! I'm not hating of the Church of Singh cause you guys'd beat me up probably but you, Hayze, should at least show a bit more kindness the the guy who OWN THE INTERNET!
I COULD GET YOU ARRESTED FOR DRUG TRAFFICKING IN ABOUT 9 MINUTES! I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED PROOF HAYZE I COULD JUST MAKE IT UP, THAT'S HOW SICK I AM!
NOW BE A GOOD WEED MAN AND FORFEIT THE MATCH AND I MIGHT THINK ABOUT BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU AGAIN!
JERK!
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 23, 2018 2:56:15 GMT -5
[ From Saint Hayes' Instagram account ] SaintlySnaps Portland, Oregon    Like Quote Share Bookmark 6,797 likes SaintlySnaps 3/23/2018 I know, a bit crude my fellow #worshippersofSingh , but sometimes crude is effective. Especially against dim witted fat fucks like @6foot11behemoth. You do what you have to do, when dealing with...special cases, like this guy. Actually, when I beat you William, I feel like I can say that I won a handicap match; your easily the weight of two normal people, after all. Yes, yes I like that idea very much. Enjoy looking at your present, and then your future @6foot11behemoth. #SaintlyPrognosticator #Signscomein3s #LooktotheChurch |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Mar 23, 2018 16:25:05 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth Don't you see Hayzey boi?! Singh is indocrinating your mind!! I've literally have those exact three memes sent to me 3 times already and I'm fairly certain Singh sent 2 out of 3 of them to me! This whole Church of Singh kerfuffle has got you all kerfufelled. You don't know right from really culty and disturbing and stay away from me you brainwashed psychopath, and I need to change that. For your own safety! See when you hit me it's gonna be like  Decent yeah, but when I hit you it's gonna be like.  Ain't gonna work out for ya. And so this gonna be a battle of stupid, dummy, scary culty friggin' brainwashing weed shit versus really kind and generous saviour shit. And yo brainwash shit is like  BUT THEN MY NICE SHIT WALK IN LIKE  BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! GOTTEN LIKE BOOM! FUCKING SAVE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU HAYZE, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER! Basically, I'm doing this to help you out, pal. I don't wanna ya but if you make me ya then I'm gonna have to ya. Remember Hayze, chose drugs, they'll save you. Then give me drugs. Please. Fucker. ALSO I'M NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 24, 2018 4:31:04 GMT -5
SaintlySnaps Portland, Oregon  Like Quote Share Bookmark 9,827 likes SaintlySnaps 3/24/2018 Ya wanna shoot cowboy, then let's shoot...  I'm the real deal William, and you know it.  Your silly ass posts are just distracting you from the truth; that your second rate, compared to YOUR Saint, the Saint of the WCF!  It was something that plagued me in the past, before I found #TheChurchofSingh. I masked my true emotions with humor, with trying to make the fans laugh. Brainwashed? No. Not quite their VUL-nut. I'll explain again, because I know rashers, beans, KFC, and left-overs from the Chipper are starting to actually clog the arteries in your brain, making you unable to process information correctly. You see, I cashed in to a tremendous deal, rather than sold out, like idiot fans might think. I did the smart thing, and I joined up with two tremendous talents, and we can only all help each other rise further and further. Already that's quite evident, at least to anyone with more than a few brain cells. 2 out of 3 falls Big Willie Will. I mean, do you even have enough stamina to last 2 to 3 minutes in the ring with me?  |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Mar 24, 2018 18:04:50 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
Hmmm....
So you say that you haven't been brainwashed.
Hey uuuuhhhh... WCF Galaxy?
First of all, Fuck you and second of all:
Does that not sound like something a guy who's been brainwashed would say?
So, let's say that you're 'not' brainwashed. It's understandable that you'd want to be teaming with guys like Singh and Mikey, they're both terrific wrestler! But the whole Saint stuff? The sociopathy? The fact that you say people are me when they are not me AND DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME HAYZE YOU DUMMYHEAD?! That shits weird.
Trust me, if anyone knows anything about unbias selective supportion (or as the Americanese say 'Sucking Up') that anyone is me. But what y'all are doing is straight up fucked, bro! You're like one of them real life cults who support dudes with god complexes except there's only 2 'disciples' and one of them smokes weed and the other has one letter in his last name and that's just like UGH! See y'all are like  See that? Fucking Horrifying. I've never been more scared in my life. Do you really wanna be known as the disturbing, cultist drug dealer? That's just bad buisness! Who the fuck's gonna wanna buy drugs of a guy who's first name is SAINT?! But I don't care anymore. I'm done being yo pal Hayze. After all I did for you, you just turn yo back on me. I guess I should've expected that. Being a midget who's friends with a guy who's taller than Jupiter must really make people jealous. You're probably thinking you have even a chance at winning my prestigious IT Belt. But unfortunately, And... I didn't want to tell you this but... Midgets can't do shit boi. I mean-! Sure! You can do normal stuff like breathe and walk but when it comes to ACTUAL stuff you med-gets are always gonna be 15 trillion steps behind. For example: When you dudes are scary you're like But when I'm scary it's like:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I FUCKING SCARED SICK OFTHISSHITTY PIANOFUCKINGBHOWIBACKSPACE¿WHATTH E FJCKJESU See? I even scared myself! And I can never be scared necause! To offer another example when I play Basketball on the court with the homies it's like:  When you on the court it's like:  I mean- That's not even the right sport, Saint! What're you doing?! Oh and by the way... if you call me fat again? Ima bring out my secret, ultimate, insta-kill, IT move. Which would make you get concussed in real life too. SO STOP CALLING ME A FUCKING VUL-HEMOTH BECAUSE IT'S NOT A WORD, YOU JUST MADE IT UP
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Post by Leon "Purple" Hayze on Mar 25, 2018 4:03:55 GMT -5
SaintlySnaps Portland, Oregon  Like Quote Share Bookmark 12,277 likes SaintlySnaps 3/25/2018 So I never thought I'd have to say this to anyone, as much as I love the breath of the Golden God, aka, cannabis, but William the Blah-emoth, we need to talk. Clearly, I addicted you to weed. Which is strange to say, because really, cannabis is only mentally addictive, rather than physically addictive. But that last post makes me say these words, words I never thought I'd have to say to anyone else. Mr. VUL-nut, it's time we had an intervention for you. A weed intervention, I mean...  This is the reality for most people, you see Big Willie Will. But, the way your acting is a little disturbing, over just weed. Most people can just quit cold turkey. But you? I mean...   For fuck sakes, no one is this addicted to weed, and show signs of being unable to cope like you. Lightweight doesn't even come close to your inability to handle this plant. Your acting like someone on crack or meth really...  I don't like to harp on the subject, but I think it's going to affect our match. I want people to know that I truly and thoroughly beat your ass at Kingdom Come, not beat up a washed up junkie. Bring your best, because when I beat you, beating you at your best will only raise up #TheChurchofSingh and shine a more glorious light upon us. Of course, I suppose I should take what I can get, especially with someone who will gas out within two or three minutes, leaving you in the ring, at my mercy, kind of like this last image I'll leave you with. But as a Saint, as someone who is pure of heart like I am, it's never too late to reach out for help William. Not my help, I don't care enough to help you, as we never shared this mythical friendship you keep speaking about.  |
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Mar 25, 2018 17:04:14 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! I TOLD YOU LIKE A BILLION TIMES NOT TO REPLY! NOW? YOU MAKING CLAIMS THAT I'M ADDICTED TO WEED WHICH I'M PROBABLY NOT, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF I AM ADDICTED OR IF I'M NOY SO SHUT UP! YOU'RE MAKING ME DO MY INNSTA KILL IT MOOOOOOVR! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! YO WHY LEON HAYZE FACE LOOK LIKE THIS?!  AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOOK AT HIM, THAT'S HAYZE! THAT'S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE HIM, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! OOH, LOOK AT THIS ONE 
AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! THINK I'M BEING A HYPORCITE! NOPE! THE FBI SENT ME THOSE PICS, IT'S PURE FACT! AHAHAHAHHAHAA!! 
OOOH IT HIM AGAIN, IT HIM AGAIN! HAHAHA! ALL TIES CUT HAYZE, I'M DONE WITH YOU! I'M DONE WITH WEED! I'M DONE WITH REHAB! I' EVEN DONE WITH THE COLOUR PURPLE! I'M JUST GONNA KILL THE COLOUR TO EXTINCTION FUCK IT! PRIASE GOD BOYS! PRIASE GOD! ahh.... That was nice... Nicer than weed. Maybe I'll do this isntead. Welp, at least I learned a lesson this week. DONT TRUST FUCKBOIS THAT HAVE TYPES OF WEED AS THERE NAME, MIIIIDGEEEEEEEEET!
 IT HIM AGAAAAAAAIN, HAHAHAHA! |
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