Short and sweeter

[micah]

Scene Opens with Spain and Reaper sparing and preparing for the match tonight against Chester and Dobbie. They stop and Spain takes a drink of water while Reaper is still jumping up and down hyped for his fight.

Spain: Chester, Dobbie you two losers, Your alls threats don't scare us neither does the fact that you have more experienced. Once again head my warning do not and I mean DO NOT underestimate me or Reaper, the two of us are going to demolish you two in that squared circle and move on to another victim in the darkside. Dobbie like I said before, YOUR WHITE!!!! So act it for crying out loud and learn to spell. Actually don't worry about your speach or spelling errors you won't be talking or makeing a sound after tonight. One more thing before I get back to my sparring session with my 7 ft enforcer. Once again Chester and Dobbie head my warning you guys might want to sprout some new eyes.

Spain looks at the camera with a sinister smile on his face, then goes back to his sparring match with Reaper.

Scene Fades

[Tank]

Scene fades back in after Shane's sparring lesson with Reaper.

Listen guys. We're not here to take over Wrestling Championship Federation or even give you guys any ideas on how to run this place. We are here however to win a ton of matches and there isn't really anything you can do about it. Tag team matches, singles matches, three ways, two women and one dude, five dudes and me.. I mean, five girls and me, listen. Just listen. I don't care if you're black, or white, or gray, or blue one thing is certain. I don't like it when I get pissed off, and I hate it even more when I'm called out. No one calls out the Reaper. You should fear me.

Tank high fives Shane.

Now, be ready cause tonight, only one team walks out victorious and it's going to be the enforcer, and Shane.

Scene fade out,

[logan]

WCF T.V. flings open to unexpecting eyes at home, whom, were probably in the middle of watching soft core pornovision on television. Their home entertainment is overpowered with a US champion segment. A man relaxing in his locker room speaks.

Logan: Clueless? Confused? That's fine. You are witnessing Loganvision! The greatest first series of television, which is, Loganvision, to take over home theater.. EVER. Am I involved with these two men? Not sexually, no. These two superstars, Shane.. um.. Pain..? uh..

Pausing for a moment and whispering to camera man.

Logan: What's their names?

The camera man fills him in, the fat bellied star nods.

Logan: Shane Spain and Tank Reaper! Finest freshest pair of talent ever to duo since my hand met my penis. That's a compliment. So, understand this, Loganvision proudly sponsors Mr. Spain and Mr. Reaper.

Huge grin.

Logan: Oh and Dobbie, Chester, P Diddy, watch your hairy backs. You WILL fear these men. That is all.. Loganvision over.

And now we take you back to you scheduled programming.