Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2009 12:34:40 GMT -5
The scene opens up in The Dark Side's lockerroom. Chester and Dobbie are getting their wrestling gear on and lacing up their boots. Chester looks up as the cameraman walks in.
Chester: Look, we got Slam coming up later today and we're going out to the ring to work on some strategy before tonight's show so that's why we called you here. We wanna make this short and sweet.
Shane Spain, Tank Reaper. You are nothing in this business. You're both apparently a pair of rookies looking to make a name for themselves. You think not taking us seriously is a wise idea? You think we're just a couple of scrubs? Something you don't realize about me is that I'm not some rookie. I've been in this business for a while.
I'm a multi-time tag team champion. This isn't some singles match, this is a tag team match. I'm in my element. This is my world you're stepping into. I have beaten some of the best tag teams in this business. I've beaten teams you've never heard of but I've also beaten teams that were on national TV.
I'm not someone to be taken lightly, but you know if that's how you make yourself feel more confident about your chances in a match to dismiss the opponent, then that's fine, kid. I'll beat respect into you. I'll beat experience into you.
Dobbie steps up.
Dobbie: Yo and youz better watch yo mouth, you fake ass bustah. callin Dobbie some kinda poser, actin like Dobbie a fake ass bustah. Muhfucca, you don't know what you talkin about. Dobbie is real, Dobbie will mess up your world, you and your ogre you got walkin to the ring with you.
Tank, you might be over 7 feet tall, but Dobbie and his boy Chester gonna chop your redwood-looking ass down. This company belongs to The Dark Side, not some group of punks running with that nuclear freak Biohazard and a wankster named Logan.
You wanna call Gravedigger out? Dood, you don't know what you getting yourself into. Muh fuccas better watch out, because you about to get a 9 In Ya Grill. YOU FEEL DOBBIE?
Dobbie looks at the camera with a pissed off look on his face and then heads out of the lockerroom with Chester.
Chester: Look, we got Slam coming up later today and we're going out to the ring to work on some strategy before tonight's show so that's why we called you here. We wanna make this short and sweet.
Shane Spain, Tank Reaper. You are nothing in this business. You're both apparently a pair of rookies looking to make a name for themselves. You think not taking us seriously is a wise idea? You think we're just a couple of scrubs? Something you don't realize about me is that I'm not some rookie. I've been in this business for a while.
I'm a multi-time tag team champion. This isn't some singles match, this is a tag team match. I'm in my element. This is my world you're stepping into. I have beaten some of the best tag teams in this business. I've beaten teams you've never heard of but I've also beaten teams that were on national TV.
I'm not someone to be taken lightly, but you know if that's how you make yourself feel more confident about your chances in a match to dismiss the opponent, then that's fine, kid. I'll beat respect into you. I'll beat experience into you.
Dobbie steps up.
Dobbie: Yo and youz better watch yo mouth, you fake ass bustah. callin Dobbie some kinda poser, actin like Dobbie a fake ass bustah. Muhfucca, you don't know what you talkin about. Dobbie is real, Dobbie will mess up your world, you and your ogre you got walkin to the ring with you.
Tank, you might be over 7 feet tall, but Dobbie and his boy Chester gonna chop your redwood-looking ass down. This company belongs to The Dark Side, not some group of punks running with that nuclear freak Biohazard and a wankster named Logan.
You wanna call Gravedigger out? Dood, you don't know what you getting yourself into. Muh fuccas better watch out, because you about to get a 9 In Ya Grill. YOU FEEL DOBBIE?
Dobbie looks at the camera with a pissed off look on his face and then heads out of the lockerroom with Chester.