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Feb 28, 2018 18:16:59 GMT -5
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Feb 28, 2018 18:16:59 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
Hello all my Very Big, perfectly legal, tall, strong and Very Big fans who don't need to be tazed.
A whole 369 (get it?) Days ago Me and My Partner Ainsley debuted at Timebomb 2017, successfully defeating the pair of Bannon and Conway and I don't expecr you to remember them they weren't here for that long and I'm pretty sure got their names wrong too so don't worry about it.
But to celebrate such a milestone of Very Bigness I'm going to go and throw out some statistics of what has got to be the Very Biggest first year of any WCF Wrestler past or present.
Very Big Statitiisticsnesstic I dont fucking know what the fuck:
Titles Held: 4!
End of Year Awards nomiated for: 4
Awesome World Champs security'd: 2
Times my Nationality changed: 1
Continents been to: All of them
Countries been to: Most of them
Capitols of the U.K been to: A lot of them
Amount of 2 win streaks gained: 1
Amount of 2 win streaks lost: 1 (FUCK YOU TREY CARTER!)
Soviets Exposed: 11
Blunts smoked with Leon "Purple" Hayze: I can't remember
Times Oblivion gave me psychological trauma: TOO MANY DAMN TIMES!
Matches lost: 0, probably
Matches Won: Most of them, I think
Arguments with Bill Gates: 7
Arguments with Elon Musk: 7.5
Arguments with Gabe Newell: 8
Wars delcared on Human Race: 1
Amount of Respect the person reading this should feel for themselves because they're a good person and are worth it: Infinity
Amount of times I take back that statement if that person is what I deem a 'Midget': Double Infinity
Arrests made in accordance to the "Fuck Midgets stupid fuckedyhead fuckheada" act of 2018: 50
Times I may have accused someone of being something they weren't on the internet: 0
Times I photoshopped some random dudes' faces together and said it was someone else on the Internet: -1
Times Teo del Sol beat me up: Grrrr
Times Oath Breaker beat me up: Grrrrrrrr!
Times Luke Force beat me up: Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Times Oblivion beat me up: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Times John Rabid beat me up: Grrrrrr (We still cool though, Britian for life)
Times Samuel L Jackson jumped off a jet ski and started to beat up a shark: 1
Times Ainsley's bitchass had a 1v1 match: 0
Times I realised Samuel L Jackson jumped off a jet ski and tackled a shark more times than Ainsley had a match and I laughed at him because of cpurse you'd laugh at that and now he's acting like a bitch: 1
Times I didn't understand the rules of Baseball: 1
Times I was contacted by the secret cult of referees: I'm not allowed to tell anyone about that so just pretend I said 4
Shark Cages owned: 39994
Names had: 4
And Finally!
Times a fucking Lesbian Alliance, which is like The Very Big Alliance but Lesbianer and Smaller, punched Ainsley's Bitchass in the fucking balls and made us lose which is not at all ok I'M IT CHAMP I'LL FUCKING DOXX YOU BOTH!: 1
Thank you for the Very Big year WCF Galaxy. STAY VERY BIG!
Hello all my Very Big, perfectly legal, tall, strong and Very Big fans who don't need to be tazed.
A whole 369 (get it?) Days ago Me and My Partner Ainsley debuted at Timebomb 2017, successfully defeating the pair of Bannon and Conway and I don't expecr you to remember them they weren't here for that long and I'm pretty sure got their names wrong too so don't worry about it.
But to celebrate such a milestone of Very Bigness I'm going to go and throw out some statistics of what has got to be the Very Biggest first year of any WCF Wrestler past or present.
Very Big Statitiisticsnesstic I dont fucking know what the fuck:
Titles Held: 4!
End of Year Awards nomiated for: 4
Awesome World Champs security'd: 2
Times my Nationality changed: 1
Continents been to: All of them
Countries been to: Most of them
Capitols of the U.K been to: A lot of them
Amount of 2 win streaks gained: 1
Amount of 2 win streaks lost: 1 (FUCK YOU TREY CARTER!)
Soviets Exposed: 11
Blunts smoked with Leon "Purple" Hayze: I can't remember
Times Oblivion gave me psychological trauma: TOO MANY DAMN TIMES!
Matches lost: 0, probably
Matches Won: Most of them, I think
Arguments with Bill Gates: 7
Arguments with Elon Musk: 7.5
Arguments with Gabe Newell: 8
Wars delcared on Human Race: 1
Amount of Respect the person reading this should feel for themselves because they're a good person and are worth it: Infinity
Amount of times I take back that statement if that person is what I deem a 'Midget': Double Infinity
Arrests made in accordance to the "Fuck Midgets stupid fuckedyhead fuckheada" act of 2018: 50
Times I may have accused someone of being something they weren't on the internet: 0
Times I photoshopped some random dudes' faces together and said it was someone else on the Internet: -1
Times Teo del Sol beat me up: Grrrr
Times Oath Breaker beat me up: Grrrrrrrr!
Times Luke Force beat me up: Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Times Oblivion beat me up: GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Times John Rabid beat me up: Grrrrrr (We still cool though, Britian for life)
Times Samuel L Jackson jumped off a jet ski and started to beat up a shark: 1
Times Ainsley's bitchass had a 1v1 match: 0
Times I realised Samuel L Jackson jumped off a jet ski and tackled a shark more times than Ainsley had a match and I laughed at him because of cpurse you'd laugh at that and now he's acting like a bitch: 1
Times I didn't understand the rules of Baseball: 1
Times I was contacted by the secret cult of referees: I'm not allowed to tell anyone about that so just pretend I said 4
Shark Cages owned: 39994
Names had: 4
And Finally!
Times a fucking Lesbian Alliance, which is like The Very Big Alliance but Lesbianer and Smaller, punched Ainsley's Bitchass in the fucking balls and made us lose which is not at all ok I'M IT CHAMP I'LL FUCKING DOXX YOU BOTH!: 1
Thank you for the Very Big year WCF Galaxy. STAY VERY BIG!
