Post by Tank on Mar 16, 2009 20:04:08 GMT -5
Says here I'm in a tag match with my new ally and current faction boss Shane Spain. I excel in tag matches just as I do in singles matches so it makes no difference to me.
Tank Reaper is shown reading a WCF website on his personal computer at his desk in his home. He now wants to shut the computer down so he tries to move his mouse.
What the hell? Damn it! UGH! Why do they make these mouses so small! My hands are too big!
He slams his other fist onto the desk breaking it in half. The computer monitor, personal files and folders, and his mouse of course fall through the crack to the floor at his feet. He doesn't look shocked.
Not again. Why can't they make metal desks that take more than a few pounds of my fist? Geesh.
Reaper bends down to pick up his computer pieces and what is left of the now crumbled mess of his desk. Hank Brown rings his doorbell and Tank answers the door.
Hank Brown says; Hello Tank? Care to answer a few questions? We already discussed matters with your teammate Shane Spain, the Sensational?
Yes, Hank. I do care to answer. Please ask!
Shane said he sparred with you a few days ago and you guys look ready as ever for your debut match?
I've been ready for twenty plus years. I'm in my thirties and I've been waiting for a call to get into a professional Wrestling ring. I've paid my dues and I've taken my chances and now I'm finally at the top. Think I'm going to let this oppotunity slip away? Never!
What is your thoughts on Chester and Dobbie?
Rather than having my thoughts why don't I just tell you what's going to happen. First Chester and Dobbie are going to go to the ring. Then Shanes music and my music will hit probably at the same time or something and we'll both come down to the ring. Then after some fireworks and what not we'll both get into the ring to fight Dobbie and Chester.
Yeah yeah
Don't ever interrupt me Hank. Anywhoooo, then Shane will start the match against that black dude Dobbie, then we'll both make an intense tag where the crowd will get behind me, Tank Reaper, and I will destroy Chester, then knock Dobbie out of hte ring then hit my finisher and get the pinfall. Really though the pin fall is obsolete, as Shane can win the match too but the point is that Tank and Shane will win the match. Nobody can stop the enforcer Tank Reaper.
Well Tank wait until I tell Dobbie and Chester what you just said! I'm sure they will love it as they're teamed with Gravedigger you know. He IS the owner of WCF now.
Tell Gravedigger he can come to the ring as well. I'll beat him too. I'll beat anyone Hank. I just dno't give a damn.
Hank Brown leaves the front porch of Tank Reapers home. Tank turns around and cleans up the mess in his living room.
Tank Reaper is shown reading a WCF website on his personal computer at his desk in his home. He now wants to shut the computer down so he tries to move his mouse.
What the hell? Damn it! UGH! Why do they make these mouses so small! My hands are too big!
He slams his other fist onto the desk breaking it in half. The computer monitor, personal files and folders, and his mouse of course fall through the crack to the floor at his feet. He doesn't look shocked.
Not again. Why can't they make metal desks that take more than a few pounds of my fist? Geesh.
Reaper bends down to pick up his computer pieces and what is left of the now crumbled mess of his desk. Hank Brown rings his doorbell and Tank answers the door.
Hank Brown says; Hello Tank? Care to answer a few questions? We already discussed matters with your teammate Shane Spain, the Sensational?
Yes, Hank. I do care to answer. Please ask!
Shane said he sparred with you a few days ago and you guys look ready as ever for your debut match?
I've been ready for twenty plus years. I'm in my thirties and I've been waiting for a call to get into a professional Wrestling ring. I've paid my dues and I've taken my chances and now I'm finally at the top. Think I'm going to let this oppotunity slip away? Never!
What is your thoughts on Chester and Dobbie?
Rather than having my thoughts why don't I just tell you what's going to happen. First Chester and Dobbie are going to go to the ring. Then Shanes music and my music will hit probably at the same time or something and we'll both come down to the ring. Then after some fireworks and what not we'll both get into the ring to fight Dobbie and Chester.
Yeah yeah
Don't ever interrupt me Hank. Anywhoooo, then Shane will start the match against that black dude Dobbie, then we'll both make an intense tag where the crowd will get behind me, Tank Reaper, and I will destroy Chester, then knock Dobbie out of hte ring then hit my finisher and get the pinfall. Really though the pin fall is obsolete, as Shane can win the match too but the point is that Tank and Shane will win the match. Nobody can stop the enforcer Tank Reaper.
Well Tank wait until I tell Dobbie and Chester what you just said! I'm sure they will love it as they're teamed with Gravedigger you know. He IS the owner of WCF now.
Tell Gravedigger he can come to the ring as well. I'll beat him too. I'll beat anyone Hank. I just dno't give a damn.
Hank Brown leaves the front porch of Tank Reapers home. Tank turns around and cleans up the mess in his living room.
