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Post by Jayson Price on Feb 6, 2018 10:21:15 GMT -5
WCF Slam 2/11/18
Internet Title Match
Vincent Augustine vs William The Behemoth
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Feb 6, 2018 12:34:49 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
ATTENTION INTERNET USERS! THE VBS HAVE AN IMPORTANT AND VERY BIG (GET IT!?) ANNOUNCEMENT!
I tried, WCF Galaxy. I really did. I do my best to be a great People's champion. To motivate other people and help them become less midgety and instead THEY REPLACE ME WITH A GUY WHO LITERALLY COMES FROM 'YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARES!!'
THAT IS BALLS!
And it's not like this is the first injustice to happen to me. Why don't I make a list?!
1. Luke Force tricked me into SHITTING MYSELF ON LIVE TV!
2. Luke Force busted my face open at the biggest Pay-Per-View of the year!
3. I get fucking arrested for public disturbance even though it wasn't my fault since I was drunk!
3. I get knocked out of the world championship because in the first round I'm up against the FUCKING ALL-FATHER!
4. I get beaten up by WMD! Who are still midgets even though they're pretty big (don't blame me, blame the handbook)
And 5. I LOSE MY PEOPLE'S TITLE!
What do all of these have in common?
THEY ALL INVOLVE HUMANS!
HUMANS THAT ARE SMALLER THAN ME!
So, in order to stop this tsunami of disrespect and cruelty VBS have no choice but to declare WAR on ALL small members of the human race!
The 'Guide to Midgets and other pieces of dummy fucking horseshit fuckers Handbook' Which was made by me, officially states that everyone below 6 foot 5 and weighing less than 400 pounds is a Midget. If you do not meet these requirements then FUCKING GROW YOU STUPID PARTICLE!!
However if you are found being this height and not attemtping to grow bigger then I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I HAVE A GO-CART
AND I'LL RUN YOU THE FUCK OVER WITH IT
To my opponent Mr Augustine, I strongly recommend you grow to the previously mentioned height and weight before the "Fuck all the FUCKING Midget Fuckers Fucking Fuck Off Midgets" act is passed which has already happened, I'm going to shove a washing machine down your throat.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Feb 7, 2018 18:12:12 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
ATTENTION WCF GALAXY! THIS IS YET ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE VERY BIG SUPREMACISTS, HOWEVER IT STILL RETAINS THE SERIOUSNESS AND VERY BIGNESS AS THE FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT!
Ok! So a lot of things happened after I made my announcement, a lot of stupid questions asked by stupid people but I'll answer them anyway.
1. I am not a white supremacist, I am a Very Big Supremacist. They're two entirely different things. One hates and discriminates non-white races and the other hates and discriminates against small people. You can't arrest me for hating small people, it's not size-ism it's common fucking sense.
2. I do indeed still consider myself a patriot to the only Kingdom ever to be United, ever, the UK! And you can bet your ass I'm gonna taze you if I find out that you ain't from Britian.
And 3. Whoever hacked my club penguin island account is getting doxxed and then analy raped by my deep web friend's. And it's probably gonna be livestreamed, so yeah DON'T FUCK WITH MY FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN ISLAND ACCOUNT YOU LITTLE BIYATCH! IF YOU GIVE IT BACK EVERYTHING'LL BE FINE BUT IF YOU DON'T YOU ARE GONNA GET OOFED!!!
Anyway announcements aside I've made other quite shocking discoveries while trying to identify midget threats. I reunited with my British NASA friends and they showed me a bunch of people who are actually secretly midgets despite not saying they are. People like: Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, Mark Wahlberg, Cleopatra, Genghis Khan, Super Mario! The list goes on!
But perhaps the least surprising of the bunch is Vincent Augustine. Now I don't use this word often, but if anyone in the world is a midget, it's this guy.
I'd even go on to say he's the most midgety of all time. He's completely broken the Midget Scale on many occasions, simply for being too midgety.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY?! THAT MIDGETY?!
When he tries to move he fails because there's too many ATOMS in the way.
He's accidentely flown out into space on numerous occasions simply because he's too midgety for gravity too affect him.
He once got pushed down a flight of stairs simply because the background radiation knocked him off his feet.
All of these statements are true and were made by British NASA who like own space so yeah.
Stay safe tall dudes, the Midgets will fall soon enough.
-'The Midget Shamer' William the Behemoth
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Feb 11, 2018 17:12:14 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth Y'ALL KNOW THEM MOVIES THAT THEY MAKE 2 OF AND THE 2 ARE REALL GOOD SO THEY MAKE A THIRD MOVIE AND IT'S EQUALLY AS GOOD? THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT VERSION OF THAT. Wow Vince. I feel so... dissapointed. Most of the time when ever I'm against a guy in an internet title match I'm bombarded with Untrue Fat Jokes and gifs that are meant to represent what I'm like but they don't represent what I'm like because they don't even look like me for fecks sake! But with you? Nothing. Radio silence. I don't know why, though. Are you allergic to electricity? Do you not own a phone? Are your midget fingers to weak for your keyboard to register what buttons you press? Or is it that you think by not replying you'll seem like a better guy? You tryna be the bigger man, Vincent? WELL GUESS WHAT? NOBODY'S FUCKING BIGGER THAN ME!! I COME IN LIKE:  AND THEM YOU'RE THERE LIKE:  SO THEN I DIAL IT DOWN AND I'M LIKE:  AND YOU'RE LIKE:  WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! I'M FUCKING SICK PF THIS MIDGETY SHIT, YOU'LL SEE! I'M GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF EVERY MIDGET IN THE FRIGGIN' ROSTER! THEN I'M GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF EVERY MIDGET IN THE UNIVERSE! THEN I'M GONNA MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF EVERY MIDGET IN THE UNIVERSE! AND THEN IT'LL JUST BE ME AND YOU, AND AINSLEY'S BITCHASS, IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND I'LL BE LIKE: suck a dick smallboi. AND THEN I'LL FUCKINGINYOURFRIGGIMHEADPIECEOFFECKINGSUCHDJSMSNSNSABAHDJHDHEIEIEUDHDNDKIFUFBENSKSJFUCKINGKAKASUCKADICKCBITCHAJSIFUFUFJFJDHEBEBEBEBEBENEN FUCK! |
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