WCF SLAM INJURY REPORT

[WCF Medical]

--Marshall Gates is rumored to be sidelined with a terminal case of "hot dog fingers" and is not expected to return

--Samuel McPherson is still autistic

--Wade Moor and Dune have ignored the "Chaos Theory" quarantine and are now risking catching midcardosis

--Luke Force was initially reported to have been "retardy" but it appears that was a typo and was simply "tardy" which rankled various persons backstage

--It appears new World Champion Stephen Singh may have contracted an STD after having recently fucked a transexual.

--Sidney Warwick has been placed under a doctor's care for "Severe butthurt" but is expected to make a fully recovery in a much shorter time than John Rabid has from his case.

[WCF Un-Creative]

brilliant.

[Speede]

@royspeede
Autistic, and still winning matches. Unlike Sidney J. Warwick.

[John Rabid]

Jan 22, 2018 21:54:35 GMT -5 WCF Medical said:

--Marshall Gates is rumored to be sidelined with a terminal case of "hot dog fingers" and is not expected to return

--Samuel McPherson is still autistic

--Wade Moor and Dune have ignored the "Chaos Theory" quarantine and are now risking catching midcardosis

--Luke Force was initially reported to have been "retardy" but it appears that was a typo and was simply "tardy" which rankled various persons backstage

--It appears new World Champion Stephen Singh may have contracted an STD after having recently fucked a transexual.

--Sidney Warwick has been placed under a doctor's care for "Severe butthurt" but is expected to make a fully recovery in a much shorter time than John Rabid has from his case.

Fired.