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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 28, 2017 5:57:36 GMT -5
(OOC: Sorry if this is a bit late. For those that don't know this is the IT thread for the match between me and Luke Force so only us two can post on it, good luck to both of us, let'sa go!)
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 28, 2017 6:33:12 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth
LUKE FORCE YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING CHEAP SHOTTING LITTLE BITCH PARADE, YOU KNOW THAT?
I mean you have the AUDACITY, To attack me BEFORE the match at ONE, JUST because I stopped you from winning your world title match.
1. You're literaly a small, non-british aids dragon, if it wasn't for SJW and his stupid ass Midget Mafia you would've been hilariously humilated by the genius, extraordinarily talented and very british World champion Rabid in two minutes FLAT.
And 2. I'm not part of The Very British fucking Water Boys IM THE FUCKING SECURITY YOU SUPRISINGLY-GREAT-AT-RAPPING FUCK. IT'S MY FUCKING JOB!
I'm gonna give all you in the WCF Galaxy a tiny wittle spoiler for ONE, alright?
At ONE, in my match, for the first fall I fucking kill Luke Force. And for the second? I FUCKING KILL HIM AGAIN!
It's just the way of THE BEEEEEEHHEEEEEEMOOOOOTH!
Learn it, Live it, FUCK OFF!
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 28, 2017 11:22:42 GMT -5
@_LukeForce
Calm down shit stain.
You literally misspelled the word literally. I know this isn't a spelling bee, but you're an idiot. I was not surprised to see in your spoiler for ONE, that nowhere do you mention pinning me. My point is; my dead corpse has more talent than your fat carcass ever will. Here's my ONE spoiler fatty:Dead or alive, I will beat your bloated ass twice and walk out with two belts. Bye for now, bitch.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 28, 2017 16:14:57 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth Pfft Luke please I was doing a metaphor. But I guess it's not like WCF is completely free of non-pg stuff, or violence, or straight up murder so I'll let you off. What I cannnot let off is the fact that you think for a second you can beat me, mister aids dragon. Luckily my boys down at British NASA gone and hooked me up with a scientific prediction of the percentage theorem that was photosynthesised in a highly science lab to be %100 correct about our match on ONE.  Now using my intelligencesness I've deduced that the chances of you defeating me, in the words of Scott Steiner, "Drastic go down". So in conclusion I offer you a very scientific way of saying FUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF "LIL' FUCKNUGGET" |
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 29, 2017 9:45:46 GMT -5
@_LukeForce
I took your report with your charts and graphs to my smartest guys at FU Corp and they agree with your findings. The only change they made was to give your report a margin of error of plus or minus 99%. I understand that you know nothing about percentages and math, and I don’t blame you. I mean c’mon, I had 2 loving parents who valued education. You had a dad who did everything he could to avoid you, and a mother who never had the time to talk to you because of constantly having a dick in her mouth.
So, I will play the role of your father and teach you something. The first thing your dad should have taught you is that you are a perennial loser and stop trying to be anything other than that. The bottom line is that the findings in your report are, as your boyfriend John Rabid might say “rubbish’. Don’t let it come as too much of a surprise, remember those boys at NASA have blown up a couple of Space Shuttles.
Hey William, before I forget; do you want me to pin you or make you submit for the second and final fall. Just let me know, my big fat buddy.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 29, 2017 16:02:06 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth Uh, Yeah listen Luke I would answer you but I ran the possibility that, wait for it. I, absolute Giant and incandescent destroyer and british patriot, could lose to a guy like you through the dudes at The UK space agency and they said it's gotta about a -50% chance of happening. Pretty much what I expected really. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise I'm taller than you and therefore it's impossible for me to lose. They also gave me some cool ass visual metaphors.    |
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 29, 2017 19:43:15 GMT -5
@_LukeForce
Hey dicksquirt. Two words of advice; darker font. The only words anyone can read in your idiotic pictures are Luke Force.
On a lighter note. See what I did there with lighter note? Ya know since in the previous sentence I mentioned darker font... of course you don't get it, you're a fat imbecile. Anyway, I wrote a little diddy about how much of a piece of crap you are. I hope you can strap 2 speakers around your fat head and listen to it. You're welcome.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 30, 2017 16:01:38 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth  But seriously Luke, I didn't make those visual metaphors man, although I can see why you'd get confused. It's correct, I'm British so therefore I'm always correct, it checks out. But I'd delete that post if I were you, wouldn't wanna piss off the people who LITERALLY OWN SPACE. And by the way. To all my Very Britishamaniacs out there, don't listen to American rap. Listen to British Grime. Also this is Luke Force on christmas.  |
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Post by Luke Force on Dec 30, 2017 22:44:07 GMT -5
@_LukeForce
Hey you fat bastard, i'm not sure where you got that BS photo of me, but I thought I would share an actual photo christmas from Christmas 1979.
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Post by The Very Big Śpainards on Dec 31, 2017 21:37:55 GMT -5
@6foot11behemoth Bruh, your moustache be looking like Santino Marella Unibrow.  Pffft. Pfft hahah. HA- Hey wait a fucking second. That ain't fucking no Santino that a fucking uh... Trash Man from Rugrats. See this is what happens when the I.T champ gets drunk, people are unsupervised and everything gets weird. I got drunk the day the whole Net Neutrality stuff happened, went online the next day and peeps were pissed man haha. Anyway long story short I'm kinda messed up rn so if a mass hack thing any other major cyber catastrophe happens then my bad, I'll fix it soon. Also fuck aids dragon Luke Force and fuck his attention hogging moustache too. Later skaters. |
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