Post by daveyboone on Jul 4, 2007 0:21:42 GMT -5
~**~The cameras show the front of a church that seems to be Catholic. Chuck Watson and Davey Boone enter the church. Watson has his head bowed as Boone is looking around and fixing his suit. The cross is up at the front of the alter on the wall as Christ is hanging from it. They walk to the alter as Chuck drops to his knees and does the whole “cross” thing across his chest. Boone kneels beside him and looks at him in shock.~**~
Davey Boone- But you aren’t Catholic are you?
Chuck Watson- I did attend a Catholic wedding once…so yeah.
Davey Boone- You sound like my dad, man!
Chuck Watson- Just do it too!
~**~Boone does it quickly and bows his head as well. As they pause there for a moment, Boone opens one of his eyes towards Watson as somebody touches him on the shoulder as he jumps. It is a preacher. Chuck continues to pray as Boone climbs to his feet.~**~
Davey Boone- Yes, I’m Davey Boone and I’m here to speak to the Father.
Preacher- Come this way my son.
~**~He leads Boone off to the side where the confessional building stands. Boone enters it and looks around in amazement. All of a sudden the small door opens up as somebody on the other side begins to speak.~**~
The Father- My son, David Nathaniel Boone welcome.
Davey Boone- You know who I am? Wow, then I guess you know why I am here then?
The Father- Yes, you had sexual intercourse with a midget prostitute.
Davey Boone- WHAT? Carter said nothing happened! That black bast…
The Father- Easy my son, I’m only kidding. You are here to ask forgiveness for the sins of a man that goes by the name of Outcast. Why are you here on his behalf?
Davey Boone- Well, it seems he’s delirious and only seeing things the way he wants to view them. He doesn’t understand the backstage things that happened before he and I went one on one. He doesn’t realize that I had to leave WCF because of family reasons. I was paid off….I took the bait…and I’m ashamed of it. I LET Outcast beat me when the match was obviously in hand. Please forgive me Father, for I have never laid down for anybody….
The Father- Not even a midget prostitute, I know my son. And I forgive you for it, now to your friend Outcast.
Davey Boone- Well, he’s not really my friend. You see, a few days ago he was mocking you and everyone’s religious beliefs. I mean, I do refer to myself as “The Savior” but I’d never refer to myself as Christ because there is only one Christ. I refer to myself as “The Savior” of WCF and of the wrestling world due to all my contributions I’ve given wrestling in the past 9 years. And after almost losing my life, I’ve realized I’ve not given enough.
The Father- And you will give more than you realize, as you can obviously tell because you have been returned to Earth. One thing you’ll do is give exactly what Outcast has coming to him and that is justification of your words and your friend Rich’s. Another thing is, you’ll win this week and choose which match you will defend the tag team titles in. And I know which match that will be….
Davey Boone- What’s that?
The Father- You will beat them and still choose the Extreme Cage match and ask for another stipulation.
Davey Boone- Hmmmm, what one would that be?
The Father- Seeing as how if you guys lose, then Team NCW wins the tag team titles. And since you guys are going with their match idea anyways, then their stipulation will be to DISBAND Team NCW and never speak of the organization again!
Davey Boone- You know Father, that’s really not a bad idea. We would be putting Outcast and his dream of Team NCW ruling the WCF out to pastier. Uhhh…no pun intended Father.
The Father- None taken Mr. Boone, so are we set?
Davey Boone- I think so, Aftermath we will do the Extreme Cage match for the tag team titles. But only if Team NCW agrees to break up and never bring NCW back up in the WCF A-GAIN!! I love it Father, you’ve really been a big help to me!
The Father- You are welcome my son and God Bless!
~**~Boone stands up and stretches to leave the booth. He walks out and quickly walks over to Chuck Watson who is still on his knees praying. As he does, the man sneaks out of the booth and smiles towards the camera and reveals himself as “SWEET” WILLY CARTER!!! He quickly sneaks off as Boone speaks to Chuck.~**~
Davey Boone- I’ve figured it all out, The Father was really helpful towards me and all is forgiven with Outcast!
Chuck Watson- Just what exactly did he help you with man?
Davey Boone- Well, Rich and I are going to go ahead and accept Team NCW’s idea of the Extreme Cage match blah, blah, blah. But ONLY if we defeat them at Aftermath, they must disband Team NCW and never mention the NCW in the WCF A-GAIN!
Chuck Watson- Sounds like a good idea, but do you think Outcast will take the deal?
Davey Boone- Seeing as how there is no way we are going to lose this Sunday, he doesn’t have much of a choice now does he?
Chuck Watson- That’s a good point….*back to praying*
Davey Boone- Uhhh, Chuck, just how much praying are you going to have to do man?
Chuck Watson- Trust me, you don’t want to know! I’ve got A LOT of sins to get cleared here. You should go sit over there and once I’m through then we can go see Craven and Rich.
Davey Boone- Oh come on man! We need to get some rest for tomorrow! You know what’s going on tomorrow right?
Chuck Watson- Yes! The 4th of July Carnival! We’ll get going, just sit off over there and wait on me!
Davey Boone- But, rumor has it that Bobby Cairo has Lawnmower Jones’ girlfriend Lonnie there in some kind of a high wire act which should be REALLY awesome!
Chuck Watson- Dude, IT IS A LAWNMOWER!
Davey Boone- I know, which makes it even cooler! Can you imagine a lawnmower trying to cross the high wire rope? Ohh…wait a minute! You don’t think she’d cut the ropes with her SHARP blades would you?
Chuck Watson- BOONE! WE ARE IN A CHURCH! You pervert, MIND YOUR MANNERS!!
~**~Boone holds his head in guilt from his perverted comments about Lonnie the lawnmower and kneels down beside Watson to ask God for forgiveness. The scene fades as they continue to pray!~**~
Davey Boone- But you aren’t Catholic are you?
Chuck Watson- I did attend a Catholic wedding once…so yeah.
Davey Boone- You sound like my dad, man!
Chuck Watson- Just do it too!
~**~Boone does it quickly and bows his head as well. As they pause there for a moment, Boone opens one of his eyes towards Watson as somebody touches him on the shoulder as he jumps. It is a preacher. Chuck continues to pray as Boone climbs to his feet.~**~
Davey Boone- Yes, I’m Davey Boone and I’m here to speak to the Father.
Preacher- Come this way my son.
~**~He leads Boone off to the side where the confessional building stands. Boone enters it and looks around in amazement. All of a sudden the small door opens up as somebody on the other side begins to speak.~**~
The Father- My son, David Nathaniel Boone welcome.
Davey Boone- You know who I am? Wow, then I guess you know why I am here then?
The Father- Yes, you had sexual intercourse with a midget prostitute.
Davey Boone- WHAT? Carter said nothing happened! That black bast…
The Father- Easy my son, I’m only kidding. You are here to ask forgiveness for the sins of a man that goes by the name of Outcast. Why are you here on his behalf?
Davey Boone- Well, it seems he’s delirious and only seeing things the way he wants to view them. He doesn’t understand the backstage things that happened before he and I went one on one. He doesn’t realize that I had to leave WCF because of family reasons. I was paid off….I took the bait…and I’m ashamed of it. I LET Outcast beat me when the match was obviously in hand. Please forgive me Father, for I have never laid down for anybody….
The Father- Not even a midget prostitute, I know my son. And I forgive you for it, now to your friend Outcast.
Davey Boone- Well, he’s not really my friend. You see, a few days ago he was mocking you and everyone’s religious beliefs. I mean, I do refer to myself as “The Savior” but I’d never refer to myself as Christ because there is only one Christ. I refer to myself as “The Savior” of WCF and of the wrestling world due to all my contributions I’ve given wrestling in the past 9 years. And after almost losing my life, I’ve realized I’ve not given enough.
The Father- And you will give more than you realize, as you can obviously tell because you have been returned to Earth. One thing you’ll do is give exactly what Outcast has coming to him and that is justification of your words and your friend Rich’s. Another thing is, you’ll win this week and choose which match you will defend the tag team titles in. And I know which match that will be….
Davey Boone- What’s that?
The Father- You will beat them and still choose the Extreme Cage match and ask for another stipulation.
Davey Boone- Hmmmm, what one would that be?
The Father- Seeing as how if you guys lose, then Team NCW wins the tag team titles. And since you guys are going with their match idea anyways, then their stipulation will be to DISBAND Team NCW and never speak of the organization again!
Davey Boone- You know Father, that’s really not a bad idea. We would be putting Outcast and his dream of Team NCW ruling the WCF out to pastier. Uhhh…no pun intended Father.
The Father- None taken Mr. Boone, so are we set?
Davey Boone- I think so, Aftermath we will do the Extreme Cage match for the tag team titles. But only if Team NCW agrees to break up and never bring NCW back up in the WCF A-GAIN!! I love it Father, you’ve really been a big help to me!
The Father- You are welcome my son and God Bless!
~**~Boone stands up and stretches to leave the booth. He walks out and quickly walks over to Chuck Watson who is still on his knees praying. As he does, the man sneaks out of the booth and smiles towards the camera and reveals himself as “SWEET” WILLY CARTER!!! He quickly sneaks off as Boone speaks to Chuck.~**~
Davey Boone- I’ve figured it all out, The Father was really helpful towards me and all is forgiven with Outcast!
Chuck Watson- Just what exactly did he help you with man?
Davey Boone- Well, Rich and I are going to go ahead and accept Team NCW’s idea of the Extreme Cage match blah, blah, blah. But ONLY if we defeat them at Aftermath, they must disband Team NCW and never mention the NCW in the WCF A-GAIN!
Chuck Watson- Sounds like a good idea, but do you think Outcast will take the deal?
Davey Boone- Seeing as how there is no way we are going to lose this Sunday, he doesn’t have much of a choice now does he?
Chuck Watson- That’s a good point….*back to praying*
Davey Boone- Uhhh, Chuck, just how much praying are you going to have to do man?
Chuck Watson- Trust me, you don’t want to know! I’ve got A LOT of sins to get cleared here. You should go sit over there and once I’m through then we can go see Craven and Rich.
Davey Boone- Oh come on man! We need to get some rest for tomorrow! You know what’s going on tomorrow right?
Chuck Watson- Yes! The 4th of July Carnival! We’ll get going, just sit off over there and wait on me!
Davey Boone- But, rumor has it that Bobby Cairo has Lawnmower Jones’ girlfriend Lonnie there in some kind of a high wire act which should be REALLY awesome!
Chuck Watson- Dude, IT IS A LAWNMOWER!
Davey Boone- I know, which makes it even cooler! Can you imagine a lawnmower trying to cross the high wire rope? Ohh…wait a minute! You don’t think she’d cut the ropes with her SHARP blades would you?
Chuck Watson- BOONE! WE ARE IN A CHURCH! You pervert, MIND YOUR MANNERS!!
~**~Boone holds his head in guilt from his perverted comments about Lonnie the lawnmower and kneels down beside Watson to ask God for forgiveness. The scene fades as they continue to pray!~**~
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