Post by Skyler Striker on Mar 11, 2009 8:44:28 GMT -5
Skyler Striker wakes up and puts on his clothes, heading to the door to pick up his morning newspaper from outside the door. However, there is no newspaper, and as soon as he looks at the ground, he knows who has taken it.
Skyler Striker: LOGAN! Is this your hotdog?!
Striker hears a ‘tee hee’ from somewhere amongst the hotel’s convoluted hallways and looks down at the hotdog on the floor. Then something catches his eye on the right and he sees another hotdog... and beyond that, another.
A hotdog trail.
Skyler Striker: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Strange Voice: Follow it...
Striker hears the whispering voice come from the hallways and rolls his eyes.
Skyler Striker: Guess I have nothing better to do.
Striker follows the trail which leads him into the elevator. Gathering hotdogs, Striker exits the elevator as it arrives at the ground floor and he circles the lobby, picking up even more hotdogs. They eventually lead him to the stairway, where Christopher Walken is dancing along the stairs in a well-choreographed sequence. Dismissing this odd cameo appearance, Striker continues collecting the hotdogs and arrives back at his own floor, before the trail abruptly ends in the middle of an open area.
Skyler Striker: Well, that was productive.
Strange Voice: AHHHHHHHHHH!
A blur of motion dives out of nowhere towards Striker and tackles him to the ground, scattering the hotdogs everywhere. Striker looks around to see Logan, quickly collecting the fallen hotdogs.
Skyler Striker: There’s something wrong with you.
Logan: Sorry. Here.
Logan hands Striker one of the hotdogs and then sprints back down a nearby hallway, the sound of a door shutting behind him the last thing Striker hears from him.
Skyler Striker: I’m so fucking screwed.
Skyler Striker: LOGAN! Is this your hotdog?!
Striker hears a ‘tee hee’ from somewhere amongst the hotel’s convoluted hallways and looks down at the hotdog on the floor. Then something catches his eye on the right and he sees another hotdog... and beyond that, another.
A hotdog trail.
Skyler Striker: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Strange Voice: Follow it...
Striker hears the whispering voice come from the hallways and rolls his eyes.
Skyler Striker: Guess I have nothing better to do.
Striker follows the trail which leads him into the elevator. Gathering hotdogs, Striker exits the elevator as it arrives at the ground floor and he circles the lobby, picking up even more hotdogs. They eventually lead him to the stairway, where Christopher Walken is dancing along the stairs in a well-choreographed sequence. Dismissing this odd cameo appearance, Striker continues collecting the hotdogs and arrives back at his own floor, before the trail abruptly ends in the middle of an open area.
Skyler Striker: Well, that was productive.
Strange Voice: AHHHHHHHHHH!
A blur of motion dives out of nowhere towards Striker and tackles him to the ground, scattering the hotdogs everywhere. Striker looks around to see Logan, quickly collecting the fallen hotdogs.
Skyler Striker: There’s something wrong with you.
Logan: Sorry. Here.
Logan hands Striker one of the hotdogs and then sprints back down a nearby hallway, the sound of a door shutting behind him the last thing Striker hears from him.
Skyler Striker: I’m so fucking screwed.
