Post by Gemini Battle on Oct 13, 2017 12:46:52 GMT -5
Gemini read over his email from the Devil.
From: The Devil <pradawearer42069@hell.com>
Sent: Wednesday October 11th, 2017
To: Gemini Battle gpierce@hell.com
CC:
Subject: Hey Fucktard, It’s Lucifer!
Dear Gemini,
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won your freedom by destroying the green eyed monster. Well done, I didn’t think you had it in ya. But unfortunately, that’s not all that you need to do. Unfortunately for you there is one more thing you need to do in order to stay out of this hellhole (see what I did there, I called hell a hellhole because I have the greatest Jewish comedians down here with me to give me dank material like that.)
So here’s the thing. I still own your soul, right. Because just because you got out of the pits of hell doesn’t mean that the contract is broken, I’ve got the most dope lawyers down here too to prevent shit like that from happening. Honestly, I don’t know why people bitch at me so much about being so thorough about shit like this. It’s gotten me pretty far.
But I digress. There’s some killer dope down here too and I’m getting easily distracted after eating that edible. It was a Rastafarian guy, like the whole guy. I choked on his dreads towards the end, but Now I’m starting to trip balls a little bit. George Washington told me not to eat that guy and send you this email but I never listen to that guy. He’s all righteous and shit. Oh, George Washington, yea. All the presidents are down here with me. And any future presidents will be down here with me too, Clinton, Obama… not Trump. We don’t want him. Anyway, he donated like a fuckload of money to Jesus during a pussy grabbing retreat where Christians talked about the best way to rape children and keep women in their place in the kitchen.
And people call me evil.
The contract, right. I almost forgot. Here’s the thing about that. There’s a gaping hole in Hitler’s anus that needs to be filled. As you know that’s what I call the suite you were living in. But we need a soul to fill that boy’s hole. So you have to fill that whole hole with someone else. You have until… lets say Friday the Thirteenth… that seems ominous enough.
Aight, nigga. See ya soon. Hopefully not.
Yours Truly,
Lucifer T. Devil
That was the reason he came to WCF for War. He knew about this part of the contract and had intended on sending David Sanchez to Hell. But the man has gone missing and he couldn’t trust that Sancho would show up at XIII to face off against Joey Flash.
Joey Flash. He would work… but then Gemini would have to beat him and unless it was a tag match he couldn’t do that.
Then Gemini thought about last year at around this time during his last prominent reign in the WCF. Having just lost the World Title he was seeking glory by facing off against Teddy blaze in a King of All Media match at War. And that man was pure evil. The red in his eyes were masked only by the blackness in his soul. Teddy Blaze was a perfect fit for Hitler’s Gaping anus and as luck would have it Gemini faces off against Teo del Sol at XIII ON Friday the thirteenth. So that’s pretty cool.
First he would need to smash about 200 light tubes on the bastard. Then he would need to drag his body and soul to the darkest pits of hell. If he did this all right he would be home in time for Judge Judy.
Teddy Blaze… prepare for
From: The Devil <pradawearer42069@hell.com>
Sent: Wednesday October 11th, 2017
To: Gemini Battle gpierce@hell.com
CC:
Subject: Hey Fucktard, It’s Lucifer!
Dear Gemini,
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won your freedom by destroying the green eyed monster. Well done, I didn’t think you had it in ya. But unfortunately, that’s not all that you need to do. Unfortunately for you there is one more thing you need to do in order to stay out of this hellhole (see what I did there, I called hell a hellhole because I have the greatest Jewish comedians down here with me to give me dank material like that.)
So here’s the thing. I still own your soul, right. Because just because you got out of the pits of hell doesn’t mean that the contract is broken, I’ve got the most dope lawyers down here too to prevent shit like that from happening. Honestly, I don’t know why people bitch at me so much about being so thorough about shit like this. It’s gotten me pretty far.
But I digress. There’s some killer dope down here too and I’m getting easily distracted after eating that edible. It was a Rastafarian guy, like the whole guy. I choked on his dreads towards the end, but Now I’m starting to trip balls a little bit. George Washington told me not to eat that guy and send you this email but I never listen to that guy. He’s all righteous and shit. Oh, George Washington, yea. All the presidents are down here with me. And any future presidents will be down here with me too, Clinton, Obama… not Trump. We don’t want him. Anyway, he donated like a fuckload of money to Jesus during a pussy grabbing retreat where Christians talked about the best way to rape children and keep women in their place in the kitchen.
And people call me evil.
The contract, right. I almost forgot. Here’s the thing about that. There’s a gaping hole in Hitler’s anus that needs to be filled. As you know that’s what I call the suite you were living in. But we need a soul to fill that boy’s hole. So you have to fill that whole hole with someone else. You have until… lets say Friday the Thirteenth… that seems ominous enough.
Aight, nigga. See ya soon. Hopefully not.
Yours Truly,
Lucifer T. Devil
That was the reason he came to WCF for War. He knew about this part of the contract and had intended on sending David Sanchez to Hell. But the man has gone missing and he couldn’t trust that Sancho would show up at XIII to face off against Joey Flash.
Joey Flash. He would work… but then Gemini would have to beat him and unless it was a tag match he couldn’t do that.
Then Gemini thought about last year at around this time during his last prominent reign in the WCF. Having just lost the World Title he was seeking glory by facing off against Teddy blaze in a King of All Media match at War. And that man was pure evil. The red in his eyes were masked only by the blackness in his soul. Teddy Blaze was a perfect fit for Hitler’s Gaping anus and as luck would have it Gemini faces off against Teo del Sol at XIII ON Friday the thirteenth. So that’s pretty cool.
First he would need to smash about 200 light tubes on the bastard. Then he would need to drag his body and soul to the darkest pits of hell. If he did this all right he would be home in time for Judge Judy.
Teddy Blaze… prepare for
