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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2017 8:07:21 GMT -5
*logging in as Agimat*
I'm gonna do something a little different.
I'm hosting an FAQ. You guys can reply to this thread and ask me questions about me, training, career, aspirations.
One last thing, I'm adding a poll. Who do you think I should face next at Slam?
Gotta go, I'm a man of few words and I gotta head back to the gym...
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 13, 2017 10:17:23 GMT -5
*logging in as Agimat* I'm gonna do something a little different. I'm hosting an FAQ. You guys can reply to this thread and ask me questions about me, training, career, aspirations. One last thing, I'm adding a poll. Who do you think I should face next at Slam? Gotta go, I'm a man of few words and I gotta head back to the gym... Agimat, Luke Force here. I have a question for you. How in the hell do you people eat belloute? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2017 1:34:06 GMT -5
Balut is basically eaten whole, including the embryo. Honestly, only had it once.
By the way, Luke, when's Slam again? Seth told me I get to kick your ass at Slam. Just a little payback for "that" tag match. See you then...
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 16, 2017 10:18:15 GMT -5
Agimat, what am I your secretary? Go get a calendar and figure out when Slam is for yourself. You want no part of me at Slam dumbass I will put my balut so far up your ass, that you will be tasting chicken embryo for a week.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2017 22:30:34 GMT -5
Agimat, what am I your secretary? Go get a calendar and figure out when Slam is for yourself. You want no part of me at Slam dumbass I will put my balut so far up your ass, that you will be tasting chicken embryo for a week. Let's see if you'll see the cocky bastard you are after an I Quit match...good luck. |
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 17, 2017 15:50:37 GMT -5
Agimat, what am I your secretary? Go get a calendar and figure out when Slam is for yourself. You want no part of me at Slam dumbass I will put my balut so far up your ass, that you will be tasting chicken embryo for a week. Let's see if you'll see the cocky bastard you are after an I Quit match...good luck. Ikaw ay walang halaga na piraso ng tae. Tatangkilikin ko ang bawat segundo ng pagkatalo ng iyong asno. Hey buttcrack, I will be the same cocky bastard before, during , and after our "You Quit" match. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2017 4:46:19 GMT -5
Well played, says Google fucking translate, get your head straight.
Really? Buttcrack? Your life in 3rd grade must have sucked cuz that's the best burn you can come up with? Resistance is futile, you say. Well, so are your attempts at insults.
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 18, 2017 5:49:21 GMT -5
Of course it's Google translate. Who the fuck would take the time to learn Tagalog. I think Pig Latin is a more important language. The only question at this point is what language you are going to use to say "I quit".
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2017 7:06:21 GMT -5
Good luck with making me quit...
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 18, 2017 8:11:47 GMT -5
Luck won't be a factor. It's my superior skill coupled with your complete lack of talent that matters. The only way you don't say "I Quit" at Slam is if I break your mouth.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2017 4:30:20 GMT -5
Not the only thing to watch out for. Got a whole lot more than that up my sleeve...
P. S. Thanks for having my back, Sid.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2017 4:36:03 GMT -5
Luke, you do know that I've got a few years of MMA under my belt, so I can AND WILL beat your ass up for real.
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 19, 2017 9:04:26 GMT -5
Agimat, I find it ironic that your stupid name means 'amulet' in Tagalog. When I am done with you, you might be neck less. Agimat, if you don't understand what I am saying it's because your an idiot. There is nothing I can do except beat the idiocy out of you at Slam, which we both know I am ready, willing, and able to do.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2017 0:30:42 GMT -5
First off, never trust Google translate with Filipino (Cheap insults never work, Luke. When will you learn?). Second, I understand what your saying. It's just that I have ways to LEGITIMATELY break any part of your body I please. If I had no respect for you, I would have put you in the ICU by now. I acknowledge your credibility as Alpha Champion but I'm out for payback for that tag team match. You can bet your ass that even if I lose, you won't walk out unscathed. And no way in Hell am I gonna just lay down for you like one of your French girls. I'm bringing my A-game at Slam and you will definitely remember my name after, oh I don't know, make an absolute bitch out of you.
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 20, 2017 10:47:54 GMT -5
Hey dick cheese, I didn’t know you could break any bone in my body just like that. You're awesome. What confuses me is this, if you have the ability to break bones at will, why have you never won a match? A broken bone won’t affect me anyway. I am bringing Mr. Miyagi with me, and he can fix a broken bone on the spot (wax-on, wax-off).
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 4:13:44 GMT -5
First off, WAR was my first match and the higher ups didn't exactly think I was "the right guy" to win it. Plus you ditched me during the tag team match last Slam, remember?
Anyway, just came back from jiu-jitsu class. How's your training going? Just wanna know how my opponent's doing before the big fight.
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 21, 2017 5:51:39 GMT -5
So it is the "higher ups" fault that you didn't win WAR? And it was my fault you didn't win your tag match? I don't think so, the reason you didn't win those matches is because you suck. Go back and compare what you do to prepare for matches versus what everyone else around here does, and you will see that you aren't on the same level. This I promise Agidope, I will be the reason you don't win your next match.
What flavor juice box did your mom bring you when she picked you up from jiu-jitsu class?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2017 1:01:52 GMT -5
Ooh, low blow. As I expected, you took a shot at my dead mom AND my nationality. Someone's got a rough upbringing...
I've been busy getting ready for the fight. Caught word of what you said about me behind my back, dickhead.
I'm not stupid, I know what I'm doing. I just like taking chances and making big impressions. This ain't no different.
I like to mess around and have fun, but if you want to get personal, you're insults are rather Luke-warm to be honest. Agi-chump? Agi-fool? This is 2017, not 1985, doesn't work anymore. And really, do you think I give a shit about your nephew?
But I've taken your advice. I'm no longer the same "dumbass" from that tag match. It's gonna be the fight of your life.
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Post by Luke Force on Oct 23, 2017 8:18:40 GMT -5
Hey dick squirt. This may be our last communiqué before our match, and your last statement was particularly stupid, so I wanted to break it down for you line by line.
Low blow? This is professional wrestling you dope, there are no low blows. Sorry that your mom croaked. I’m guessing she’s happier now that she doesn’t have to be around you.
Behind your back? I arranged with WCF productions to record everything I said and them disseminate that footage all around the world. I addressed you by name multiple times. The only reason you think that what I said is behind your back, is because every time you see it, you turn around run away.
You like to mess around and have fun? I think that's great. Why don’t you go join the Girl Scouts, maybe you can become the Fun Champion. There’s got to be at least one Girls Scout you can beat up. If not, fight a Brownie.
You took my advice and now you’re not a dumbass? No you didn’t and yes you are. I advised you not to put out stupid comments because they are an embarrassment to you and the WCF. Then you throw up this puke.
You aren't the same dumbass from our tag match? Finally, we agree on something. You are no doubt a much bigger dumbass.
So Agi-quit, get your shit together. Make sure your health care premiums are paid and work on your resume. Something tells me you’ll need a job soon. I’ll see you at the “You Quit” match.
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