Post by Torture on Mar 6, 2009 19:00:22 GMT -5
- Scene opens up to Torture sitting in front of a WCF Camera. The cheap backdrop sitting behind him is from Hank Brown himself.
Hank Brown: Okay, Torture. Basically, Gravedigger fired most of my camera guys, and drivers, I have no way of doing these interviews unless I do everything myself! Okay. Camera is ready, and action.
I'm here with Torture, World Champion, who will be in a non-title street fight with the Number One Contender for his Championship, Brad Kane. Torture, how will you approach this fight?
Torture: Simple. With a winning attitude. Brad Kane is the Number One Contender, I give him that, but that 'title' he has only makes him the challenger. It doesn't make him the Champion. I will defeat Brad Kane this Monday on Slam, and show the world that not only do I win matches inside the ring, I win matches outside too!
Hank Brown: Okay, Next Question..
- Torture pulls out his cell phone. He answers it.
Torture: I have permission to see my friend? They'll let me do it tonight? Great news. Come pick me up.
- The Tort puts his phone back into his pocket.
Torture: Will all due respect, Hank Brown, and I mean this will all due respect, this interview ain't worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a bluejay gettin' it on. I'm outta here.
- Hank's face turns into a frown, as Torture leaves the small room they were in.
Hank Brown: Okay, Torture. Basically, Gravedigger fired most of my camera guys, and drivers, I have no way of doing these interviews unless I do everything myself! Okay. Camera is ready, and action.
I'm here with Torture, World Champion, who will be in a non-title street fight with the Number One Contender for his Championship, Brad Kane. Torture, how will you approach this fight?
Torture: Simple. With a winning attitude. Brad Kane is the Number One Contender, I give him that, but that 'title' he has only makes him the challenger. It doesn't make him the Champion. I will defeat Brad Kane this Monday on Slam, and show the world that not only do I win matches inside the ring, I win matches outside too!
Hank Brown: Okay, Next Question..
- Torture pulls out his cell phone. He answers it.
Torture: I have permission to see my friend? They'll let me do it tonight? Great news. Come pick me up.
- The Tort puts his phone back into his pocket.
Torture: Will all due respect, Hank Brown, and I mean this will all due respect, this interview ain't worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a bluejay gettin' it on. I'm outta here.
- Hank's face turns into a frown, as Torture leaves the small room they were in.
