Post by prestonbishop on Sept 30, 2017 22:42:28 GMT -5
*We open in the home of Wrestlekingdom, the Tokyo Dome. The crowd is jam packed and ecstatic as Johnny Alpha has called for a preWar press conference. You begin to hear a man speaking to the crowd. That man is Johnny Alpha's agent. He comes to greet the massive amount of fans to the press conference.*
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome and thank you for coming out tonight. I am Johnny Alpha's agent here to welcome you on behalf of Johnny, but I am also here to introduce our special guests here tonight. To sing their smash hit and Johnny Alpha's theme, Centuries, please help me in welcoming...FALL OUT BOY."
*The band begins playing as a camera pans backstage, it is pointed at a locker room. Soon Alpha himself comes through the door to make his entrance. Clad in a designer suit and sunglasses the massive draw walks through the entrance way to a massive pop from the fans. fireworks go off throughout every corner of the arena. Johnny walks to the podium to welcome his fans.*
"Ladies and gentlemen the alpha of your eye IS HERE."
*The crowd erupts for the arrogant superstar."
"Now before we get to the Q&A session of tonight's event there are a few things I would like to get of my chest. Now I have never been in a war match before so I don't really know what to expect from it, but what I do know is it is an extremely brutal match. I also know many of my fellow WCF roster mates have been a part of a war match...BUT WHY in the world would I ask any of them they are all beneath me hahahaha."
*Johnny Alpha says with an arrogant, egotistical laugh as he spits on anyone who has ever been in a war match.*
"But with that being said we may now start the Q&A part of this press conference please line up at the mics if you wish to ask me a question."
*The first reporter comes up to the mic with his pen and paper.*
"Hello Mr.Alpha, I am a huge fan and I have been following your career since your days in NXT. But my question is do you have any prematch rituals and if so what are they."
"Yes I do have many prematch rituals but probably my favorite is I always have a prematch photo shoot of myself I call any plebeian staff member to come to locker room, hand them a camera, and pose for the camera. On that note next question."
"Hi Johnny my name is Jake and I was wondering how do you feel about the level of competition in the war match."
"Okay first off I don't care about your name secondly you want to know how I feel about the level of competition tomorrow. Well simply I know I am better then each and every single member of the WCF locker room. My little toe has more talent than most of them. So to answer your question I don't feel anything about the level of competition because I see no competition on my level. Thank you now back to your seat."
*The next reporter comes up he looks to be a native of Japan.*
" こんにちはジョニー私はあなたの好きなことが日本について何だったのだろうと思っていた." translated:Hello Johnny I was wondering what is your favorite thing been about Japan.
"これまでの日本の私の好きなことは、私のシャツを着たファンの大量されているし、レスリング文化も同様だと思います." translated:My favorite thing about Japan so far has been the mass amounts of fans wearing my shirt and I guess the wrestling culture as well.
"Johnny my question for you is how many hours do you spend in the gym on the normal day and on what."
"I normally spend on a normal day I may spend any where from 1-3 hours in the gym. And mostly on cardio and endurance,speed and strength are secondary to me."
*The next reporter comes in with an egotistical look on his face.*
"Hey Mr.Alpha my question is if your as good as you say you are then why don't you have a single win in the WCF."
*Johnny looked in disbelief at the mans question. HE took his sunglasses of to look the man directly in the eyes. Then Johnny looks over at his agent and gives him a nod. Johnny begins walking over to the fan, as soon as he gets to him he clocks his jaw as hard as he possibly can. He continues the assault when he sees a table he picks the man off the ground, they begin walking to the table. Johnny begins removing the equipment from the table as he puts the man on the table. Alpha quickly jumps onto the table, picks the man up into a piledriver position, clutches his hands together and Alpha drives the fan through the table.*
"Does that answer your question. security get that jerk off out before I throw him out myself. But with that I suggest we have our I final question."
*A small child walks up to the microphone, with innocents in his voice he begins to ask his question.*
"Hello sir, I was just wondering who your biggest role model was growing up."
"Good question buddy hey come here and I'll answer it."
*The child walks up to Alpha. Alpha kneels and sits the child on his knee.*
"Hey, okay so to answer your question my biggest role model growing up was easily...Me. I always knew I was meant for more than a simple everyday job, I knew I was meant to have my name i lights. Now I have had my name in lights multiple times. And if you wanna know who your role model should be you should do the same thing I did your role model should be me as well. I mean no you'll never achieve as much as I have but you can maybe do something. Now go back and sit with the other imbeciles in the audience and go buy a shirt okay, bye buddy."
*The kid scampers back to his mom and dad as Johnny begins to give his final words of the day."
"Ladies and gentlemen I would like to thank you one last time for coming out today, I know it was an honor seeing me but I need my rest for tomorrow. Adios and don't forget to tune in for WAR tomorrow night at 9 pm EST."
*Johnny walks of the stage and the press conference is over.*
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome and thank you for coming out tonight. I am Johnny Alpha's agent here to welcome you on behalf of Johnny, but I am also here to introduce our special guests here tonight. To sing their smash hit and Johnny Alpha's theme, Centuries, please help me in welcoming...FALL OUT BOY."
*The band begins playing as a camera pans backstage, it is pointed at a locker room. Soon Alpha himself comes through the door to make his entrance. Clad in a designer suit and sunglasses the massive draw walks through the entrance way to a massive pop from the fans. fireworks go off throughout every corner of the arena. Johnny walks to the podium to welcome his fans.*
"Ladies and gentlemen the alpha of your eye IS HERE."
*The crowd erupts for the arrogant superstar."
"Now before we get to the Q&A session of tonight's event there are a few things I would like to get of my chest. Now I have never been in a war match before so I don't really know what to expect from it, but what I do know is it is an extremely brutal match. I also know many of my fellow WCF roster mates have been a part of a war match...BUT WHY in the world would I ask any of them they are all beneath me hahahaha."
*Johnny Alpha says with an arrogant, egotistical laugh as he spits on anyone who has ever been in a war match.*
"But with that being said we may now start the Q&A part of this press conference please line up at the mics if you wish to ask me a question."
*The first reporter comes up to the mic with his pen and paper.*
"Hello Mr.Alpha, I am a huge fan and I have been following your career since your days in NXT. But my question is do you have any prematch rituals and if so what are they."
"Yes I do have many prematch rituals but probably my favorite is I always have a prematch photo shoot of myself I call any plebeian staff member to come to locker room, hand them a camera, and pose for the camera. On that note next question."
"Hi Johnny my name is Jake and I was wondering how do you feel about the level of competition in the war match."
"Okay first off I don't care about your name secondly you want to know how I feel about the level of competition tomorrow. Well simply I know I am better then each and every single member of the WCF locker room. My little toe has more talent than most of them. So to answer your question I don't feel anything about the level of competition because I see no competition on my level. Thank you now back to your seat."
*The next reporter comes up he looks to be a native of Japan.*
" こんにちはジョニー私はあなたの好きなことが日本について何だったのだろうと思っていた." translated:Hello Johnny I was wondering what is your favorite thing been about Japan.
"これまでの日本の私の好きなことは、私のシャツを着たファンの大量されているし、レスリング文化も同様だと思います." translated:My favorite thing about Japan so far has been the mass amounts of fans wearing my shirt and I guess the wrestling culture as well.
"Johnny my question for you is how many hours do you spend in the gym on the normal day and on what."
"I normally spend on a normal day I may spend any where from 1-3 hours in the gym. And mostly on cardio and endurance,speed and strength are secondary to me."
*The next reporter comes in with an egotistical look on his face.*
"Hey Mr.Alpha my question is if your as good as you say you are then why don't you have a single win in the WCF."
*Johnny looked in disbelief at the mans question. HE took his sunglasses of to look the man directly in the eyes. Then Johnny looks over at his agent and gives him a nod. Johnny begins walking over to the fan, as soon as he gets to him he clocks his jaw as hard as he possibly can. He continues the assault when he sees a table he picks the man off the ground, they begin walking to the table. Johnny begins removing the equipment from the table as he puts the man on the table. Alpha quickly jumps onto the table, picks the man up into a piledriver position, clutches his hands together and Alpha drives the fan through the table.*
"Does that answer your question. security get that jerk off out before I throw him out myself. But with that I suggest we have our I final question."
*A small child walks up to the microphone, with innocents in his voice he begins to ask his question.*
"Hello sir, I was just wondering who your biggest role model was growing up."
"Good question buddy hey come here and I'll answer it."
*The child walks up to Alpha. Alpha kneels and sits the child on his knee.*
"Hey, okay so to answer your question my biggest role model growing up was easily...Me. I always knew I was meant for more than a simple everyday job, I knew I was meant to have my name i lights. Now I have had my name in lights multiple times. And if you wanna know who your role model should be you should do the same thing I did your role model should be me as well. I mean no you'll never achieve as much as I have but you can maybe do something. Now go back and sit with the other imbeciles in the audience and go buy a shirt okay, bye buddy."
*The kid scampers back to his mom and dad as Johnny begins to give his final words of the day."
"Ladies and gentlemen I would like to thank you one last time for coming out today, I know it was an honor seeing me but I need my rest for tomorrow. Adios and don't forget to tune in for WAR tomorrow night at 9 pm EST."
*Johnny walks of the stage and the press conference is over.*
