Post by Steve Orbit on Sept 30, 2017 12:34:02 GMT -5
Scene opens at Club Violet in Oakland, CA. Upstairs in his office, positioned deep within the VIP section, Steve Orbit sits at his desk. He's draped in gold. Mink coat, feathered cap, manicured fingernail tapping on the desk.
He sighs and rubs his eyes.
Steve Orbit: This shit used to be so easy.
He rips a page out of his notebook, crumbles it, and throws it over his shoulder, landing in an existing pile of paper balls.
He throws his hands up and kicks back, putting his feet on the desk.
Steve Orbit: I mean, what the fuck I look like anyway. I'm a made mother fucker. I don't need this. I don't need to come back for "one more big run". The fuck I look like, I never have to work another day in my life. I got hot and cold pussy runnin' on tap, all day. Sheeit.
Steve Orbit: That's it. Haha!
Orbit grabs his 24k gold, diamond adorned pen and gets to work writing at the desk.
VAGINA FEUD 3
HEY WAR YOU SMELL LIKE PUSSY
BY STEVE ORBIT
Odin Balfore - OVER 50 VAGINA
Shadowlove - QUESTIONABLE SEXUALITY VAGINA
Gravedigger - LATINA VAGINA
Ethan King - FUTURE WORLD VAGINA
Sidney J Warwick - BETA VAGINA
Andre Holmes - ROAST BEEF VAGINA
Dag Riddick - VIKING VAGINA
Mikey eXtreme - UPPER CASE X VAGINA
Adam Young - BUDWEISER AND MARLBORO VAGINA
Petrov - VAGINA THAT PENETRATES YOU
Gonzo - SCHIZOPHRENIC VAGINA
David Sanchez - LATINA VAGINA II
Bonnie Blue/Jay Omega - TIME TRAVELING VAGINAS
Luke Force - THE VAGINA STRIKES BACK
Kyle Kemp - SOMEBODYS GOTTA MIDCARD VAGINA
Jayson Price - CHEESE STEAK VAGINA
Oblivion - MASSACRE VAGINA
Biohazard - TOXIC VAGINA
Kevin Bishop - CD JUNIOR VAGINA
Orbit stops writing just for a moment. He looks puzzled. He shrugs, and keeps writing.
Everybody Else - FODDER VAGINA
Orbit puts the pen down. After looking over the list... he rips the page, crumples it and throws it into the pile.
Steve Orbit: Fuck it. LADIES!
The office door opens and two busty strippers take Orbit by the arm, escorting him back into club. Fade out.
Last Edit: Sept 30, 2017 12:34:53 GMT -5 by Steve Orbit
2x World Champ 1x Hardcore Champ 2x Tag Team Champ (1x w/Z-MAC, 1x w/Waylon Cash) 2x Television Champ 1x United States Champ '13 Wrestler of the Year '13 & '14 World Champ of the Year