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Sept 24, 2017 12:42:51 GMT -5
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Post by Hajeet on Sept 24, 2017 12:42:51 GMT -5
Hello, welcome to another day in Hajeet's journey to becoming a famous American pro wrestler. You noticed last time Hajeet enjoyed great American dining such as In-N-Out and enjoyed his new favorite rock band 21 Pilots and enjoyed a movie that he firmly believes is a documentary about the band titled 21 Jump Street featuring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. Hajeet also got to see the darker side of American way of life which is bouts of loneliness and of course racists pieces of shit who think all people who look Indian are terrorists.
We take a peak into his experience today as he walks into a small boxing gym where he will meet up with a highly talented pro wrestling trainer and teacher that was suggested by his Indian trainers and teachers from home. His name is Duke Dukerson and he's trained a lot of American and Canadian professional wrestlers. He never quite made it big when he performed but he knew early on that he had the gift of teaching rather than performing. He's very humble and respects the business so you may have never truly heard of him, but he prefers it that way. You see, in the business of professional wrestling, you never want to brag about training and teaching famous professional wrestlers rather than just stay quiet about it and let their work and craft speak about you. If you're a somebody in this business then you know who Duke Dukerson is, and he's not exactly cheap either. Hajeet's family paid a pretty nickel (AKA a bucket of wealthy coins) to get his services and he of course accepted. He's only working with Hajeet for the day and the two have already met and began going over the basics.
Duke Dukerson: Come on Hajeet! You have to reach your arm back behind me and really drop me on my back for maximum impact! This is the back suplex! It's better than a German because you're really blowing the air out of their lungs. You see, dumb greenhorns go for Germans because they think making people land on their neck really does it but if you're agile, and you're flexible you can land on your neck and pop right back up! That's why Japan wrestlers are the BEST Hajeet!
Hajeet: Yes ok I reach hand back and really drive your back down to mat yes! I do this now!!
Hajeet slams down Duke on his back with a back suplex and really gives it his best! Duke rolls around trying to catch his breath and uses the ropes to get to his feet. Duke sends in a younger type kid to help with Hajeet's moves rather than Duke himself.
Duke Dukerson: Let's see some of your signatures, Haj! Give that kid some big powerful moves that tells us you're going to end this match soon and fast!
Hajeet: Ok I give you everything that I have the leads to Meet My Knees and I want you to meet them with big impact so I give you moves that are good for you to Meet My Knees!
Hajeet gives a few moves like a scoop slam then picking up the younger kid and throwing him to the ropes for a power slam. Hajeet works the kid in the corner before hitting a weird modified version of a scoop/power slam from the middle rope. Duke is looking on an ipad reading something important.
Duke Dukerson: Haj! The list of names on this WAR are some good ones, how are you going to fare against these guys? What do you have that sets yourself apart?
Hajeet: I am better and I have american dream coach Duke that is what makes me so good. Plus I am better attitude now and I dont attack anyone from behind I respect them all even the bad ones too because I know deep down they have to respect me for I am doing things the right way!
Duke Dukerson: Sure, Haj, but what about Ainsley Ivanovic or Matthew Drake? Those guys can out perform you, Haj!
Hajeet responds while Duke is standing outside of the ring and Hajeet is in the middle of the ring. Hajeet responds passionately.
Hajeet: They do not wrestle like me they have not seen what I have seen, Coach Duke. Ivanovic will be Oh-I'm-So-Sick when Hajeet pins and grins after Meet My Knees in the middle of the ring. Drake is good but he is not great like Hajeet and he will be forced to prais me the Royal Prince because I will earn his respect and beat him at WAR. I will try my hardest and bestest to beat them all Coach because I will not give up on this American dream and goal of mine. I can go home to Tripura, India and live in my castle and be Royal Prince all day every day with my father, mother and sister but I leave mountains of gold and respect to earn real respect and chase down a real dream of mine. I will not give up and just quit. If I lose at War I will lose like a man I will not lose like World Champion Singh who complain and just complain and complain more about everyone else and he always has no respect but I will earn respect I promise. My Indian coaches teach me a lot of new stuff and this attitude will gain me more wins. Coach Duke Dukerson sir I will not make you disappoint I will make you very proud of me when I perform well and wrestle good and win WAR.
Duke Dukerson: That's what I love to hear, Haj! Take a ten minute break! We'll come back with some taunts and ways to really get the crowd on your side!
Hajeet leaves the ring and goes down the small hallway and into the lockerroom and to his locker he's using for the day. He opens it up and takes a swig of his 7-11 .99 cent water bottle. He leans forward against his open locker and begins talking to Robot.
Hajeet: This is rough Robot but it is good for me. I must learn this and I must be able to use this techniques in the ring to help me win WAR. I must do good Robot not only for my parents and sister who do not want me to do wrestle but for entire people of Tripura who praise me and respect me and who support and cheer for me to do better in the ring. I must do better than Biff Mustache, Robot. I must do better Bishop too. These guys are ok but maybe good but maybe better than good but they are not great and they have not exclusively trained with Duke Dukerson like I personally have.
Duke Dukerson: Haj! You ready?
Hajeet: Yes coach!
Duke Dukerson: Who the hell you talkin' to by the way, Haj?
Hajeet: I talk to nobody I am just sitting here reflecting and thinking.
Duke Dukerson: Nah son, I heard you talkin' to somebody?
Hajeet: No I think in my thoughts but maybe they come out my mouth but it was only thoughts I do not speak sorry.
Duke Dukerson: Whatever the hell you're saying, let's get back to the ring and finish up some of these taunts and how to connect with these fans on pay per view and these Japanese fans in attendance.
Duke walks out of the lockerroom and Hajeet turns to Robot.
Hajeet: Okay I train really hard Robot I will not let you down. I will not lose to Nerdsmashers or Johnny Alpha I promise I do good for you.
Hajeet leaves the lockerroom and heads back to the ring. There he notices a podium in the ring and Duke Dukerson speaks up.
Duke Dukerson: We're catching you off guard, aren't we Haj? You need to cut some promos! Tell us why you're going to beat some of your opponents!
Hajeet is sweating but he doesn't back down from the trainers challenge. He steps into the ring after wiping his feet off on the apron and stands behind the podium.
Duke Dukerson: Alright, so rather than just cut a promo as if you're going against everyone at War, I'm going to have you approach this like you're going one on one against someone who will be in WAR. Get my drift? Imagine you're in a one on one match against so-and-so and you'll have to cut a promo on them! Give it your best, Haj!
Hajeet: Okay I try hard and give it best I will not let you down.
Duke Dukerson: You're going against Ethan King, how do you think you'll do?
Hajeet: I will defeat Ethan King. Sorry Ethan you are good and maybe you do deserve big WAR win but not at the hands of defeat of Hajeet no sir you will be defeated know why? Because I am Royal Prince and I will come up through shadows of your kingdom and pry the WAR win from you and take it like I truly deserve. You are already king, Ethan you do not need WAR win that much as I am Royal Prince and I will defeat you. What future king are you Ethan, I hear people say that about you and I laugh because I know you are truly not future King you just nothing and someone who says what they really are not. When I do defeat you Ethan at WAR I want you to get on your knees and bow to me and praise Hajeet as I slowly take the crown from your sweaty head and place it on mine and I will be Hajeet King and WAR winner and you will just be Ethan. Ethan who is no king!
Duke Dukerson: Okay, Okay you can use some improvement, slow it down some and really think about it. What if you were in a match against Andre Holmes?
Hajeet: Andre Holmes he says good things and he says bad things and at WAR he will be saying sad things because Hajeet will make him Meet My Knees and follow up swiftly with a Punjabi Express Panera and lay him down flat as possible. I ask you Andre when you get to ring and I am in ring as well please ask me to show you my ling and I will show you a punch to the face so hard that you will not remember your name being Andre Holmes. What kind of joke is this where you ask to see peoples lings. You do not want to see my Ling. In my place if you ask to see my ling or any mans ling they will not only punch you but you will be thrown to river of darkness and then hung in tree upside down and beaten with sticks of tree that is hanging you. You will not see my ling. You will not touch my ling. Andre you even wink at me with you imply to reference my ling inside that ring and I will kick you in head and make you Meet My Knees. Andre you are good but you are not great like Royal Prince and ling jokes are not funny. I do not understand that American concept of ling jokes.
Duke Dukerson: Okay, I didn't really follow much of that, moving on Haj! What if you were in a match against Sidney J. Warwick?
Hajeet: Listen up Sidney John Warwick!
Duke Dukerson: It's just J.
Hajeet: Yes J stand for John.
Duke Dukerson: It does?
Hajeet: I do not know but I say yes every J stand for John.
Duke Dukerson:...
Hajeet: Warwick you may have WAR in your last name but WAR WINNER will not be before your name I promise you. They call me Hajeet and at WAR I will beat you with my feet and show you defeat! That is rhyme like 21 Pilot singers who are great American Rock Band and you will now know forever that Hajeet is the WAR Winner. You are really good in WCF but you are not good world wide and you are not famous in pro wrestling. Maybe you are but I am just kind of saying things to be mean a little! Sidney is very manly name from where I am from and from my travels I can tell you are really manly because of that name but I will show you at WAR who real manly is and that is Hajeet. You don't have to praise me after I defeat you at WAR because I know you already praise me. You will want to bring your glasses to WAR to get better look at me when I pin you. I want you to see the grin I have when I pin you. Pinning and grinning is the Hajeet way. Praise Hajeet THE WAR WINNER!
Duke Dukerson: Okay, okay, I see, Haj what are some taunts you're going to use in WAR if you have the chance to connect to the crowd?
Hajeet: That is easy! I show you my middle rope one.
Duke Dukerson: Middle-what-rope-huh?
Just then Hajeet brings the younger rookie wrestler in and stands him into the corner. Hajeet runs at the kid and hits a small corner splash and the kid stays put while Hajeet runs back to the opposite corner but goes through the ropes to the apron then climbs the turnbuckle then jumps to the middle rope and bounces off of that and flies into the ring and lands a few feet from the corner he was already in and then runs full speed into the corner with another corner splash.
Hajeet: Thoughts coach?
Duke Dukerson: What the fuck was that?
Hajeet: I go to outside and people say what is Hajeet doing now he can not do that and then I climb up ropes and they say Hajeet you so wild you can't pin and grin from top ropes you are so tall and big and then I jump to middle rope and then into ring and they say whoa look at his flying skill he flies with skill and then I use that momentum as you guys say and run into corner again! It is so good and crowd will love it, Coach.
Duke Dukerson: Okay, okay, I think we've seen enough here, Hajeet. You're going to do okay in WAR and you certainly have picked up on more moves and styles today so hopefully that carries you into One with that WAR win!
Hajeet: Thank you coach I know my international flight is soon I may want to leave soon for flight!
Duke Dukerson: Yes, yes.
We believe Hajeet truly did learn something with working with Duke Dukerson and his gym staff. We only saw a glimpse of what Hajeet was learning but he worked there for 8 hours before his flight. Hajeet is a sponge and really does want to learn American pro wrestling. You may think this is some sort of joke, a jobber if you will, but Hajeet is not like that and he will fight to break that perception that people think of him. We now pick up on Hajeets journey as he enters the LAX for his flight to Tokyo, Japan where he will spend the days before WAR in their country learning their culture and getting used to the time difference. Hajeet has been standing in the 3 hour security line just trying to get through as this happens..
Airport Security: Okay sir, can you bring your ticket and passport this way?
Hajeet: Okay I do as you say for no trouble.
Airport Security: HEY BIG MAN! I DIDNT ASK FOR ATTITUDE! THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME AND LISTEN SIR.
Hajeet: I only do that.
The security member speaks into his headset about a possible threat and asks for more members of TSA. They take Hajeet into a small room and begin to undress him.
Hajeet: Please do not touch ling like Andre or Price. They will try to touch ling and I will kick them in the face.
Airport Security: THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO US INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD?!
Hajeet: I do not say anything to you I ask please do not touch my ling. I know they will want to touch it at WAR.
Airport Security: YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE!
Hajeet: No Tanner Tall and Kyle Kemp have nerve to be in WAR and thinking they can win against me Hajeet but they can not win against me Hajeet because I will go to One and be WAR winner and be World Champion. My debut will send shocks to everybody around the country and I will become famous pro wrestler. I am not only doing it for Tripura, India but I will do it for America too. I really love your country.
Airport Security: OKAY BUDDY GET OFF THE AMERICA DICK DONT FAKE HYPE US RIGHT NOW SIR! TAKE OFF THOSE PANTS!
Hajeet: Biohazard and Mikey Extreme will be beaten their pants off when I am done with them at WAR. I will only strike them face to face and I will pin and grin them I will make them Meet My Knees. I will make everyone Meet My Knees inside the WCF ring and become WAR winner.
Airport Security: YOU TALK ABOUT WAR ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME SIR AND IM GONNA SLAP THE BROWN OFF YOUR FACE!
Hajeet: I will only do the slapping when it comes to Damian Simmons and David Sanchez. I will slap them around for disrespecting so many people like you disrespect me right now in security. I am pro wrestler and I do not wish any harm on any airplanes or airport because I am nice and sweetie and I want to love everyone. I do not love Sanchez he talk too much and then disappear because he cant afford home which is karma for things he say that are bad to people. I do not wish bad on him but I will make him pay for all bad things he says and one day karma will catch up with you too for making me naked to see my ling cause I have no bombs in this airport you think I'm terrorist but I am not. I am simple Indian prince who comes to America who come to Japan for pro wrestling debut for WCF WAR.
Airport Security: Oh you are a wrestler? Shit bro you should have said that! Go right on ahead! Nice dick, dude! You're stacked!
Hajeet: Please do not speak of ling this way. I will wish I never have to do this again but I will always have to do this because of President Trump and bad American thoughts but i know America is not like this. America is like me they love and will win any fight and thats why I will win WAR!
Airport Security: Yeah for sure bro, uh, just go.
Hajeet heads out of the small security check-in room and takes his small bag towards the long runway and looks for his gate number for his long flight from LAX to Tokyo, Japan for his official debut in WAR. Hajeet is nervous but Hajeet has been through this a million times in other situations. He's flown before and had to deal with security, he's made his official debut in wrestling before but on a much smaller scale in another federation, and this time, it will be his first time going to Japan but he's a Prince and he'll most likely have the most fun any Prince can have learning their culture, trying their food, all before making his WCF debut in WAR one of the biggest PPVs in wrestling history. Join us next time from Tokyo, Japan as Hajeet is just days away from his first match in WCF!
We take a peak into his experience today as he walks into a small boxing gym where he will meet up with a highly talented pro wrestling trainer and teacher that was suggested by his Indian trainers and teachers from home. His name is Duke Dukerson and he's trained a lot of American and Canadian professional wrestlers. He never quite made it big when he performed but he knew early on that he had the gift of teaching rather than performing. He's very humble and respects the business so you may have never truly heard of him, but he prefers it that way. You see, in the business of professional wrestling, you never want to brag about training and teaching famous professional wrestlers rather than just stay quiet about it and let their work and craft speak about you. If you're a somebody in this business then you know who Duke Dukerson is, and he's not exactly cheap either. Hajeet's family paid a pretty nickel (AKA a bucket of wealthy coins) to get his services and he of course accepted. He's only working with Hajeet for the day and the two have already met and began going over the basics.
Duke Dukerson: Come on Hajeet! You have to reach your arm back behind me and really drop me on my back for maximum impact! This is the back suplex! It's better than a German because you're really blowing the air out of their lungs. You see, dumb greenhorns go for Germans because they think making people land on their neck really does it but if you're agile, and you're flexible you can land on your neck and pop right back up! That's why Japan wrestlers are the BEST Hajeet!
Hajeet: Yes ok I reach hand back and really drive your back down to mat yes! I do this now!!
Hajeet slams down Duke on his back with a back suplex and really gives it his best! Duke rolls around trying to catch his breath and uses the ropes to get to his feet. Duke sends in a younger type kid to help with Hajeet's moves rather than Duke himself.
Duke Dukerson: Let's see some of your signatures, Haj! Give that kid some big powerful moves that tells us you're going to end this match soon and fast!
Hajeet: Ok I give you everything that I have the leads to Meet My Knees and I want you to meet them with big impact so I give you moves that are good for you to Meet My Knees!
Hajeet gives a few moves like a scoop slam then picking up the younger kid and throwing him to the ropes for a power slam. Hajeet works the kid in the corner before hitting a weird modified version of a scoop/power slam from the middle rope. Duke is looking on an ipad reading something important.
Duke Dukerson: Haj! The list of names on this WAR are some good ones, how are you going to fare against these guys? What do you have that sets yourself apart?
Hajeet: I am better and I have american dream coach Duke that is what makes me so good. Plus I am better attitude now and I dont attack anyone from behind I respect them all even the bad ones too because I know deep down they have to respect me for I am doing things the right way!
Duke Dukerson: Sure, Haj, but what about Ainsley Ivanovic or Matthew Drake? Those guys can out perform you, Haj!
Hajeet responds while Duke is standing outside of the ring and Hajeet is in the middle of the ring. Hajeet responds passionately.
Hajeet: They do not wrestle like me they have not seen what I have seen, Coach Duke. Ivanovic will be Oh-I'm-So-Sick when Hajeet pins and grins after Meet My Knees in the middle of the ring. Drake is good but he is not great like Hajeet and he will be forced to prais me the Royal Prince because I will earn his respect and beat him at WAR. I will try my hardest and bestest to beat them all Coach because I will not give up on this American dream and goal of mine. I can go home to Tripura, India and live in my castle and be Royal Prince all day every day with my father, mother and sister but I leave mountains of gold and respect to earn real respect and chase down a real dream of mine. I will not give up and just quit. If I lose at War I will lose like a man I will not lose like World Champion Singh who complain and just complain and complain more about everyone else and he always has no respect but I will earn respect I promise. My Indian coaches teach me a lot of new stuff and this attitude will gain me more wins. Coach Duke Dukerson sir I will not make you disappoint I will make you very proud of me when I perform well and wrestle good and win WAR.
Duke Dukerson: That's what I love to hear, Haj! Take a ten minute break! We'll come back with some taunts and ways to really get the crowd on your side!
Hajeet leaves the ring and goes down the small hallway and into the lockerroom and to his locker he's using for the day. He opens it up and takes a swig of his 7-11 .99 cent water bottle. He leans forward against his open locker and begins talking to Robot.
Hajeet: This is rough Robot but it is good for me. I must learn this and I must be able to use this techniques in the ring to help me win WAR. I must do good Robot not only for my parents and sister who do not want me to do wrestle but for entire people of Tripura who praise me and respect me and who support and cheer for me to do better in the ring. I must do better than Biff Mustache, Robot. I must do better Bishop too. These guys are ok but maybe good but maybe better than good but they are not great and they have not exclusively trained with Duke Dukerson like I personally have.
Duke Dukerson: Haj! You ready?
Hajeet: Yes coach!
Duke Dukerson: Who the hell you talkin' to by the way, Haj?
Hajeet: I talk to nobody I am just sitting here reflecting and thinking.
Duke Dukerson: Nah son, I heard you talkin' to somebody?
Hajeet: No I think in my thoughts but maybe they come out my mouth but it was only thoughts I do not speak sorry.
Duke Dukerson: Whatever the hell you're saying, let's get back to the ring and finish up some of these taunts and how to connect with these fans on pay per view and these Japanese fans in attendance.
Duke walks out of the lockerroom and Hajeet turns to Robot.
Hajeet: Okay I train really hard Robot I will not let you down. I will not lose to Nerdsmashers or Johnny Alpha I promise I do good for you.
Hajeet leaves the lockerroom and heads back to the ring. There he notices a podium in the ring and Duke Dukerson speaks up.
Duke Dukerson: We're catching you off guard, aren't we Haj? You need to cut some promos! Tell us why you're going to beat some of your opponents!
Hajeet is sweating but he doesn't back down from the trainers challenge. He steps into the ring after wiping his feet off on the apron and stands behind the podium.
Duke Dukerson: Alright, so rather than just cut a promo as if you're going against everyone at War, I'm going to have you approach this like you're going one on one against someone who will be in WAR. Get my drift? Imagine you're in a one on one match against so-and-so and you'll have to cut a promo on them! Give it your best, Haj!
Hajeet: Okay I try hard and give it best I will not let you down.
Duke Dukerson: You're going against Ethan King, how do you think you'll do?
Hajeet: I will defeat Ethan King. Sorry Ethan you are good and maybe you do deserve big WAR win but not at the hands of defeat of Hajeet no sir you will be defeated know why? Because I am Royal Prince and I will come up through shadows of your kingdom and pry the WAR win from you and take it like I truly deserve. You are already king, Ethan you do not need WAR win that much as I am Royal Prince and I will defeat you. What future king are you Ethan, I hear people say that about you and I laugh because I know you are truly not future King you just nothing and someone who says what they really are not. When I do defeat you Ethan at WAR I want you to get on your knees and bow to me and praise Hajeet as I slowly take the crown from your sweaty head and place it on mine and I will be Hajeet King and WAR winner and you will just be Ethan. Ethan who is no king!
Duke Dukerson: Okay, Okay you can use some improvement, slow it down some and really think about it. What if you were in a match against Andre Holmes?
Hajeet: Andre Holmes he says good things and he says bad things and at WAR he will be saying sad things because Hajeet will make him Meet My Knees and follow up swiftly with a Punjabi Express Panera and lay him down flat as possible. I ask you Andre when you get to ring and I am in ring as well please ask me to show you my ling and I will show you a punch to the face so hard that you will not remember your name being Andre Holmes. What kind of joke is this where you ask to see peoples lings. You do not want to see my Ling. In my place if you ask to see my ling or any mans ling they will not only punch you but you will be thrown to river of darkness and then hung in tree upside down and beaten with sticks of tree that is hanging you. You will not see my ling. You will not touch my ling. Andre you even wink at me with you imply to reference my ling inside that ring and I will kick you in head and make you Meet My Knees. Andre you are good but you are not great like Royal Prince and ling jokes are not funny. I do not understand that American concept of ling jokes.
Duke Dukerson: Okay, I didn't really follow much of that, moving on Haj! What if you were in a match against Sidney J. Warwick?
Hajeet: Listen up Sidney John Warwick!
Duke Dukerson: It's just J.
Hajeet: Yes J stand for John.
Duke Dukerson: It does?
Hajeet: I do not know but I say yes every J stand for John.
Duke Dukerson:...
Hajeet: Warwick you may have WAR in your last name but WAR WINNER will not be before your name I promise you. They call me Hajeet and at WAR I will beat you with my feet and show you defeat! That is rhyme like 21 Pilot singers who are great American Rock Band and you will now know forever that Hajeet is the WAR Winner. You are really good in WCF but you are not good world wide and you are not famous in pro wrestling. Maybe you are but I am just kind of saying things to be mean a little! Sidney is very manly name from where I am from and from my travels I can tell you are really manly because of that name but I will show you at WAR who real manly is and that is Hajeet. You don't have to praise me after I defeat you at WAR because I know you already praise me. You will want to bring your glasses to WAR to get better look at me when I pin you. I want you to see the grin I have when I pin you. Pinning and grinning is the Hajeet way. Praise Hajeet THE WAR WINNER!
Duke Dukerson: Okay, okay, I see, Haj what are some taunts you're going to use in WAR if you have the chance to connect to the crowd?
Hajeet: That is easy! I show you my middle rope one.
Duke Dukerson: Middle-what-rope-huh?
Just then Hajeet brings the younger rookie wrestler in and stands him into the corner. Hajeet runs at the kid and hits a small corner splash and the kid stays put while Hajeet runs back to the opposite corner but goes through the ropes to the apron then climbs the turnbuckle then jumps to the middle rope and bounces off of that and flies into the ring and lands a few feet from the corner he was already in and then runs full speed into the corner with another corner splash.
Hajeet: Thoughts coach?
Duke Dukerson: What the fuck was that?
Hajeet: I go to outside and people say what is Hajeet doing now he can not do that and then I climb up ropes and they say Hajeet you so wild you can't pin and grin from top ropes you are so tall and big and then I jump to middle rope and then into ring and they say whoa look at his flying skill he flies with skill and then I use that momentum as you guys say and run into corner again! It is so good and crowd will love it, Coach.
Duke Dukerson: Okay, okay, I think we've seen enough here, Hajeet. You're going to do okay in WAR and you certainly have picked up on more moves and styles today so hopefully that carries you into One with that WAR win!
Hajeet: Thank you coach I know my international flight is soon I may want to leave soon for flight!
Duke Dukerson: Yes, yes.
We believe Hajeet truly did learn something with working with Duke Dukerson and his gym staff. We only saw a glimpse of what Hajeet was learning but he worked there for 8 hours before his flight. Hajeet is a sponge and really does want to learn American pro wrestling. You may think this is some sort of joke, a jobber if you will, but Hajeet is not like that and he will fight to break that perception that people think of him. We now pick up on Hajeets journey as he enters the LAX for his flight to Tokyo, Japan where he will spend the days before WAR in their country learning their culture and getting used to the time difference. Hajeet has been standing in the 3 hour security line just trying to get through as this happens..
Airport Security: Okay sir, can you bring your ticket and passport this way?
Hajeet: Okay I do as you say for no trouble.
Airport Security: HEY BIG MAN! I DIDNT ASK FOR ATTITUDE! THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME AND LISTEN SIR.
Hajeet: I only do that.
The security member speaks into his headset about a possible threat and asks for more members of TSA. They take Hajeet into a small room and begin to undress him.
Hajeet: Please do not touch ling like Andre or Price. They will try to touch ling and I will kick them in the face.
Airport Security: THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO US INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD?!
Hajeet: I do not say anything to you I ask please do not touch my ling. I know they will want to touch it at WAR.
Airport Security: YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE!
Hajeet: No Tanner Tall and Kyle Kemp have nerve to be in WAR and thinking they can win against me Hajeet but they can not win against me Hajeet because I will go to One and be WAR winner and be World Champion. My debut will send shocks to everybody around the country and I will become famous pro wrestler. I am not only doing it for Tripura, India but I will do it for America too. I really love your country.
Airport Security: OKAY BUDDY GET OFF THE AMERICA DICK DONT FAKE HYPE US RIGHT NOW SIR! TAKE OFF THOSE PANTS!
Hajeet: Biohazard and Mikey Extreme will be beaten their pants off when I am done with them at WAR. I will only strike them face to face and I will pin and grin them I will make them Meet My Knees. I will make everyone Meet My Knees inside the WCF ring and become WAR winner.
Airport Security: YOU TALK ABOUT WAR ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME SIR AND IM GONNA SLAP THE BROWN OFF YOUR FACE!
Hajeet: I will only do the slapping when it comes to Damian Simmons and David Sanchez. I will slap them around for disrespecting so many people like you disrespect me right now in security. I am pro wrestler and I do not wish any harm on any airplanes or airport because I am nice and sweetie and I want to love everyone. I do not love Sanchez he talk too much and then disappear because he cant afford home which is karma for things he say that are bad to people. I do not wish bad on him but I will make him pay for all bad things he says and one day karma will catch up with you too for making me naked to see my ling cause I have no bombs in this airport you think I'm terrorist but I am not. I am simple Indian prince who comes to America who come to Japan for pro wrestling debut for WCF WAR.
Airport Security: Oh you are a wrestler? Shit bro you should have said that! Go right on ahead! Nice dick, dude! You're stacked!
Hajeet: Please do not speak of ling this way. I will wish I never have to do this again but I will always have to do this because of President Trump and bad American thoughts but i know America is not like this. America is like me they love and will win any fight and thats why I will win WAR!
Airport Security: Yeah for sure bro, uh, just go.
Hajeet heads out of the small security check-in room and takes his small bag towards the long runway and looks for his gate number for his long flight from LAX to Tokyo, Japan for his official debut in WAR. Hajeet is nervous but Hajeet has been through this a million times in other situations. He's flown before and had to deal with security, he's made his official debut in wrestling before but on a much smaller scale in another federation, and this time, it will be his first time going to Japan but he's a Prince and he'll most likely have the most fun any Prince can have learning their culture, trying their food, all before making his WCF debut in WAR one of the biggest PPVs in wrestling history. Join us next time from Tokyo, Japan as Hajeet is just days away from his first match in WCF!
