You Did Not Already Win The War
Sept 23, 2017 14:39:23 GMT -5
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Post by Hajeet on Sept 23, 2017 14:39:23 GMT -5
Hajeet is a Royal Prince from Tripura, India. His parents own the castle that sits on a small hill surrounded by about one thousand villagers who live just outside the castles' walls. Hajeet came to America just over a year ago and joined a smaller pro wrestling company (UCI) but it didn't pan out. Hajeet needed more training and more experience and so he quietly moved back to Tripura, India and continued his work with his Kingdom at home. However, just a month or two ago, Hajeet signed up for a WCF roster entry and passed the developmental test and has now joined Wrestling Championship Federation and will be making his debut at WAR! Hajeet is currently traveling from Tripura, India to Los Angeles, California to meet up with a pro wrestling trainer who was suggested by his Indian trainers to get a few days worth of work in before making the flight to Tokyo, Japan for his official Debut.
I'm Hajeets narrator. He'll never meet me and he will never know who I am but I will be walking you through his journey. I'm a 58 year old Southern American man but I'm not exactly sure why the matters. Anywho, we now join Hajeet as he is receiving the keys to a 2013 white Ford Fusion. You see, he's been to America a dozen or so times when he was younger but never on his own. He does know English and has tried to teach English to his village in Tripura. Hajeet loves American ways and learning new things, however he doesn't have many friends here if at all. He fell in love with a Ford Fusion, excuse me, a 2013 white Ford Fusion last year and now exclusively wants to only use this vehicle for transportation. He has a Garmin GPS system that he calls "Robot" and loves to talk to it, it doesn't ever talk back, but Hajeet loves using it for conversation. Back to Hajeets journey. He gets the keys to his Ford Fusion and as he finds it in the Avis parking lot at LAX, the major airport in California, his phone rings and it's his sister.
Hajeet: Hello sister yes. I am okay. Good. I know. I miss you and popo and mimi too. I love you all. I will be fine. Please make sure all TV sets will be for WAR so you see me Hajeet make debut and win. I will make all Meet My Knees. Ok. Love all. Bye.
Hajeet pulls out of the Avis parking lot and begins the small thirteen mile drive to the Holiday Inn in downtown Los Angeles.
Hajeet: Robot are you proud of me? Ready for me to make debut official at WAR? WCF is full of famous american pro wrestlers, Robot. They are the most famous world famous wrestlers and I will make debut against them. It is my dream to be American Pro Wrestler and now I have that dream in front of me.
Robot: Turn Left in 10 feet.
Hajeet: Yes, I know that these wrestlers are very good and that WAR is very rough to win but I believe my training and experience has gotten good and this is my second chance. I love America and I want people to cheer me so I will only do good things now. I will not attack anyone from behind before the match because Hajeet wants bad guys to Meet My Knees.
Robot: Turn Right in 10 feet.
Hajeet: I know if it comes down to another good guy and me then I will only fight with respect because Hajeet is respect now. Meet My Knees and Punjabi Panera will lay them all down for the count, Robot and I will win and grin. That is the motto of Hajeet and Tripura. Win and grin!
Hajeet smiles wide as he sits at the red light. He fiddles with the vehicles stereo system before he realizes that someone left a CD in the car and he plays it. He drives the rest of the small drive to his hotel listening to this CD intently. He pulls into the Holiday Inn parking lot and sits in a parking spot for over 45 minutes without moving a muscle. The music has sucked him in. Hajeet has never heard music as good as this, and he possibly never will again. Hajeet can't believe this music is as good as it is.
Hajeet: Robot this is fantastic music and I will only listen to this now.
Hajeet pushes eject and the CD pops out.
Hajeet: 21 Pilots? This is the greatest of all time.
Hajeet slides the CD into his small bag and carries it into the lobby of the Holiday Inn where he begins the process of checking in. After he recieves his hotel key and picks his bag back off the floor a Wrestling Championship Federation official steps up to Hajeet with a small recorder and asks if he could partake in an interview. The Hajeet obliges.
Question: Hajeet, you are the first India-born superstar in Wrestling Championship Federation, how do you take the responsibility?
Hajeet: I am first but I will not be only I know this. There are many wrestlers there training every day to be where I am at and maybe one day they will be. I take responsible yes for fact that I hold an entire country on these shoulders. These shoulders will not be pinned to mat either not if I have to say anything about it. I know Tripura on my back and I will make Kingdom and villagers very grin! They will grin when I win.
Question: How much homework have you done for WCF's WAR match? This is a very big match in WCF!
Hajeet: Yes this is biggest match of my life and this is one of biggest matches in WCF history. I have done a lot of homework but it starts with being small Indian fan too. I watch WCF since I was kid because it is most famous pro wrestling company in world and that's why I signed up for WCF as soon as they had try out opening. I know a lot of guys who will be in WAR because I see them on tv and one time at live show. They only come to India one time so I watch them live but it was Joey Flash show. He had like ten segments with live crowd and big main event. It was okay show. I wish they had more wrestlers than just Joey Flash though. But I know my homework but I have not seen many wrestlers in person or been in same ring with many wrestlers. That changes next Sunday at WAR question man.
Question: With so many legendary names like Steve Orbit, Balfore, Gravedigger and even Jay Omega how do you think you will match up against these wrestlers being such a rookie yourself?
Hajeet: Those names are legend yes but Omega never heard of. Who is this? Sometimes we watch show that are cut from American stream so maybe he always get cut out of shows but he not a big deal in India I tell you this is true. Orbit is good and really good but I think and feel I am better. It will be great honor to wrestle against Orbit but I will make him Meet My Knees and push him into orbit ok. And Gravedigger is good but I wrestle against him in UCI and he do bad things to me and I do bad things to him. I am not sure if this is kayfabe so I will just leave it at that. He will be digging grave for him when Hajeet lays him down with Panera and for Odin Balfore he is good he is really good. He is big but Hajeet almost as big too so I will try to stand face to face with him if we do get chance. I will try my best for my American dream but if I fall short to any of these men then that will be respectable. Except for John Omega I will not fall to John Omega.
Question: Jay Omega.
Hajeet: Yes, J for John.
Question: No, uh, anyways, You do not have any friends going into this match which can spell trouble for you. I do know of some superstars who have had tag teams, stable mates, or even are apart of stables who will be -
Hajeet: Let me stop you please with question because Hajeet does have 1 friend. Petrov has been friend to Hajeet for many times. Petrov is intense and mean and he has vision to win WAR and I do too so I will help him if he needs help. I think he will help me. We are friends. We do not need to hang out all time for you to see that we are friends. Texting and calling isn't something we do as friends but when we see each other we stick up for each other because we get made fun of for your english langauge being so tricky. but that is okay. Hajeet has 1 friend Petrov. Please do not mistake this as my tag partner or enemy. Just a friend.
Question: Lastly, Hajeet, what are you expectations for WAR?
Hajeet: I want to win WAR because WAR is good and it gives you one way ride ticket to ONE where I will main event for World Championship. You can't be World Champion unless you represent the world and that is what I do when I represent the world of India. Tripura is with me every step and I want to win WAR. If I can not win WAR then I want to maybe finish second or maybe finish whats that after second? But I want to win. WAR will help me reach dream of famous pro wrestler and I want to show Americans that they can dream big and do anything. I love America and WCF and I want to win WAR for everybody. I will do like 21 Pilots I like their new CD and they are winners and very famous and I want to be like them but for wrestlers. I don't want to be famous rock band but I do want to be famous wrestler. I will be 21 Pilots of wrestling!
Hajeet grins wide and walks to his room as the interview is now over. He opens the door to his very humble hotel room, a room that is not like his quadrant of the castle which is over 10 rooms, 4 bathrooms and a huge kitchen. That's just HIS part of the castle, but this hotel room is just a bed, a night stand, a lamp and an air conditioner unit that sits at the bottom of the wall underneath the very small window. He lays on the bed and turns the television on and notices a channel that says "FREE MOVIE WEEKEND!" He enjoys himself and relaxes, a moment he'll get to keep to himself before his whirlwind WCF career takes off when he leaves for Tokyo, Japan for WAR. He begins watching his free movie and is mesmerized. Hajeet can't look away. This is not only a great movie and it's only a few minutes in, but this is the greatest film he's ever seen. Hajeet finishes the film, and begins watching it a second time. Half way through the second viewing his cell phone rings and it's his sister again.
Hajeet: Yes hello I am in hotel room yes. I am good and grinning. I have enjoyed American treats today. I realize that I have favorite rock band of all time and have just watched movie about them. Yes they are named 21 Pilots and they have full movie about how they become really good brothers and become a band. The name of movie is 21 Jump Street it is about 21 Pilots and they are really funny and now my favorite rock band of all time because movie is so good and funny. It is documentary about them. Yes okay I will call you tomorrow when I go to training gym teacher and get more help for WAR. With love sister okay bye.
Hajeet puts his cell phone down and that's when he lays back and stares at the ceiling of his hotel room while holding a small folded piece of paper that he pulled from his small bag. He unfolds it slowly and reads it to himself. It's a list of names that will be officially entering WAR. He holds the paper to his chest and closes his eyes dreaming of his goals that he wishes to achieve. The main goal is to be a famous american pro wrestler and Hajeet has to have a good showing in WAR to do that. Hajeet in deep thought begins to mumble to himself.
Hajeet: I know I am much good than Cliff of Doom and Caleb Ronan. They are not as good as me. Luke Force will be forced to leave the ring when I am done because I will make him Meet My Knees. I will learn more grapples tomorrow because I already know a lot of sleeper holds now and more suplexes. That is why I am better because I always learn and they will learn that I learned too much and now I am over powered. Bernard Core will be Punjabi Express Panera to the core of the Earth and be done and out and I will be winner. They will not raise Jay Price arm in victory because my victory arm will be raised. This arm right here.
He taps himself on the arm.
Hajeet: That is why I will be winner because I have victory arm ready to be raised. I have more taunts and more grapples and more wrestling to show America. I do not like President Trump but this America is good. I love their food and I love their tasty drinks that does remind me! Oof!
Hajeet sits himself up and grabs his car keys to his 2013 white Ford Fusion. He walks out of hotel room at Holiday Inn and walks directly to his vehicle and starts it up. He opens his Garmin GPS and searches a location.
Robot: In-N-Out is 2 miles away.
Hajeet: Yes I want their food and tasty drinks please.
Hajeet drives to the drive-thru, something they don't exactly have in Tripura. They have walk-ups as a lot of his villagers and people live in huts and small houses. Many own their own fruit stands or snack stands and just sell them to walk up customers as almost no one owns a vehicle in Tripura, India. He orders his food and parks in the parking lot. He rolls the windows down and bumps his 21 Pilots CD that he loves so much now. Two very white Republicans walk by and scream to Hajeet to turn the music down.
Hajeet: I love this music you guys have greatest rock and roll band of all time!
Man: Turn it down, Redman!
Hajeet: My name is not red man it is Hajeet!
Man: HAJEED WE SAID TURN IT DOWN!
Hajeet: Name is not Hajeed with a D but with a T it is Hajeet many wrestling fans always used to say Hajeed but it is Hajeet so please do not call me Hajeed it is Hajeet okay with T. Hajeet please.
Man: HEY YOU BIG SAND-NIGGER! TURN DOWN YOUR SHIT FUCKIN' MUSIC AND LEAVE! USA! USA! USA!
Hajeet: For you say that so I will say this Hajeet loves you America and I will not tolerate that me and Robot and 2013 white Ford Fusion will leave because you are not true American you are hate.
Hajeet slowly drives out of the parking lot as the two men high five for repelling terrorism. Hajeet parks down the street and continues slurping his tasty Strawberry Milkshake and eating the fries.
Hajeet: Sorry Robot you had to hear that I know you are not Indian like me but people say mean things and you show love and respect like Hajeet. I will not be around man like that because they say bad and mean things and that is not love. Hajeet come from Tripura where I become big American pro wrestler so I must continue to show love and respect and let real Americans know I am here for them to show they can follow dreams too. Robot, let's go back to hotel so I can train and become better wrestler for WAR debut in Tokyo, Japan.
Hajeet puts his milkshake down and grabs the steering wheel and puts the 2013 white Ford Fusion into drive and heads back to the Holiday Inn. Hajeet is a true underdog and his journey is just beginning. Unlike last time in UCI, Hajeet is more mature now and understands how to win matches in pro wrestling, especially in America. No one has made their official debut in WAR and Hajeet looks to make history as not only being the first wrestler to debut and win WAR but the first Indian-born pro wrestler to win WAR. This could be the biggest night in Hajeets life, but first he must sleep and continue training. This is just the calm before the storm!
Next we'll learn more about Hajeets journey as a pro wrestler as he boards the flight to Tokyo, Japan with more lessons learned from his trainers.
I'm Hajeets narrator. He'll never meet me and he will never know who I am but I will be walking you through his journey. I'm a 58 year old Southern American man but I'm not exactly sure why the matters. Anywho, we now join Hajeet as he is receiving the keys to a 2013 white Ford Fusion. You see, he's been to America a dozen or so times when he was younger but never on his own. He does know English and has tried to teach English to his village in Tripura. Hajeet loves American ways and learning new things, however he doesn't have many friends here if at all. He fell in love with a Ford Fusion, excuse me, a 2013 white Ford Fusion last year and now exclusively wants to only use this vehicle for transportation. He has a Garmin GPS system that he calls "Robot" and loves to talk to it, it doesn't ever talk back, but Hajeet loves using it for conversation. Back to Hajeets journey. He gets the keys to his Ford Fusion and as he finds it in the Avis parking lot at LAX, the major airport in California, his phone rings and it's his sister.
Hajeet: Hello sister yes. I am okay. Good. I know. I miss you and popo and mimi too. I love you all. I will be fine. Please make sure all TV sets will be for WAR so you see me Hajeet make debut and win. I will make all Meet My Knees. Ok. Love all. Bye.
Hajeet pulls out of the Avis parking lot and begins the small thirteen mile drive to the Holiday Inn in downtown Los Angeles.
Hajeet: Robot are you proud of me? Ready for me to make debut official at WAR? WCF is full of famous american pro wrestlers, Robot. They are the most famous world famous wrestlers and I will make debut against them. It is my dream to be American Pro Wrestler and now I have that dream in front of me.
Robot: Turn Left in 10 feet.
Hajeet: Yes, I know that these wrestlers are very good and that WAR is very rough to win but I believe my training and experience has gotten good and this is my second chance. I love America and I want people to cheer me so I will only do good things now. I will not attack anyone from behind before the match because Hajeet wants bad guys to Meet My Knees.
Robot: Turn Right in 10 feet.
Hajeet: I know if it comes down to another good guy and me then I will only fight with respect because Hajeet is respect now. Meet My Knees and Punjabi Panera will lay them all down for the count, Robot and I will win and grin. That is the motto of Hajeet and Tripura. Win and grin!
Hajeet smiles wide as he sits at the red light. He fiddles with the vehicles stereo system before he realizes that someone left a CD in the car and he plays it. He drives the rest of the small drive to his hotel listening to this CD intently. He pulls into the Holiday Inn parking lot and sits in a parking spot for over 45 minutes without moving a muscle. The music has sucked him in. Hajeet has never heard music as good as this, and he possibly never will again. Hajeet can't believe this music is as good as it is.
Hajeet: Robot this is fantastic music and I will only listen to this now.
Hajeet pushes eject and the CD pops out.
Hajeet: 21 Pilots? This is the greatest of all time.
Hajeet slides the CD into his small bag and carries it into the lobby of the Holiday Inn where he begins the process of checking in. After he recieves his hotel key and picks his bag back off the floor a Wrestling Championship Federation official steps up to Hajeet with a small recorder and asks if he could partake in an interview. The Hajeet obliges.
Question: Hajeet, you are the first India-born superstar in Wrestling Championship Federation, how do you take the responsibility?
Hajeet: I am first but I will not be only I know this. There are many wrestlers there training every day to be where I am at and maybe one day they will be. I take responsible yes for fact that I hold an entire country on these shoulders. These shoulders will not be pinned to mat either not if I have to say anything about it. I know Tripura on my back and I will make Kingdom and villagers very grin! They will grin when I win.
Question: How much homework have you done for WCF's WAR match? This is a very big match in WCF!
Hajeet: Yes this is biggest match of my life and this is one of biggest matches in WCF history. I have done a lot of homework but it starts with being small Indian fan too. I watch WCF since I was kid because it is most famous pro wrestling company in world and that's why I signed up for WCF as soon as they had try out opening. I know a lot of guys who will be in WAR because I see them on tv and one time at live show. They only come to India one time so I watch them live but it was Joey Flash show. He had like ten segments with live crowd and big main event. It was okay show. I wish they had more wrestlers than just Joey Flash though. But I know my homework but I have not seen many wrestlers in person or been in same ring with many wrestlers. That changes next Sunday at WAR question man.
Question: With so many legendary names like Steve Orbit, Balfore, Gravedigger and even Jay Omega how do you think you will match up against these wrestlers being such a rookie yourself?
Hajeet: Those names are legend yes but Omega never heard of. Who is this? Sometimes we watch show that are cut from American stream so maybe he always get cut out of shows but he not a big deal in India I tell you this is true. Orbit is good and really good but I think and feel I am better. It will be great honor to wrestle against Orbit but I will make him Meet My Knees and push him into orbit ok. And Gravedigger is good but I wrestle against him in UCI and he do bad things to me and I do bad things to him. I am not sure if this is kayfabe so I will just leave it at that. He will be digging grave for him when Hajeet lays him down with Panera and for Odin Balfore he is good he is really good. He is big but Hajeet almost as big too so I will try to stand face to face with him if we do get chance. I will try my best for my American dream but if I fall short to any of these men then that will be respectable. Except for John Omega I will not fall to John Omega.
Question: Jay Omega.
Hajeet: Yes, J for John.
Question: No, uh, anyways, You do not have any friends going into this match which can spell trouble for you. I do know of some superstars who have had tag teams, stable mates, or even are apart of stables who will be -
Hajeet: Let me stop you please with question because Hajeet does have 1 friend. Petrov has been friend to Hajeet for many times. Petrov is intense and mean and he has vision to win WAR and I do too so I will help him if he needs help. I think he will help me. We are friends. We do not need to hang out all time for you to see that we are friends. Texting and calling isn't something we do as friends but when we see each other we stick up for each other because we get made fun of for your english langauge being so tricky. but that is okay. Hajeet has 1 friend Petrov. Please do not mistake this as my tag partner or enemy. Just a friend.
Question: Lastly, Hajeet, what are you expectations for WAR?
Hajeet: I want to win WAR because WAR is good and it gives you one way ride ticket to ONE where I will main event for World Championship. You can't be World Champion unless you represent the world and that is what I do when I represent the world of India. Tripura is with me every step and I want to win WAR. If I can not win WAR then I want to maybe finish second or maybe finish whats that after second? But I want to win. WAR will help me reach dream of famous pro wrestler and I want to show Americans that they can dream big and do anything. I love America and WCF and I want to win WAR for everybody. I will do like 21 Pilots I like their new CD and they are winners and very famous and I want to be like them but for wrestlers. I don't want to be famous rock band but I do want to be famous wrestler. I will be 21 Pilots of wrestling!
Hajeet grins wide and walks to his room as the interview is now over. He opens the door to his very humble hotel room, a room that is not like his quadrant of the castle which is over 10 rooms, 4 bathrooms and a huge kitchen. That's just HIS part of the castle, but this hotel room is just a bed, a night stand, a lamp and an air conditioner unit that sits at the bottom of the wall underneath the very small window. He lays on the bed and turns the television on and notices a channel that says "FREE MOVIE WEEKEND!" He enjoys himself and relaxes, a moment he'll get to keep to himself before his whirlwind WCF career takes off when he leaves for Tokyo, Japan for WAR. He begins watching his free movie and is mesmerized. Hajeet can't look away. This is not only a great movie and it's only a few minutes in, but this is the greatest film he's ever seen. Hajeet finishes the film, and begins watching it a second time. Half way through the second viewing his cell phone rings and it's his sister again.
Hajeet: Yes hello I am in hotel room yes. I am good and grinning. I have enjoyed American treats today. I realize that I have favorite rock band of all time and have just watched movie about them. Yes they are named 21 Pilots and they have full movie about how they become really good brothers and become a band. The name of movie is 21 Jump Street it is about 21 Pilots and they are really funny and now my favorite rock band of all time because movie is so good and funny. It is documentary about them. Yes okay I will call you tomorrow when I go to training gym teacher and get more help for WAR. With love sister okay bye.
Hajeet puts his cell phone down and that's when he lays back and stares at the ceiling of his hotel room while holding a small folded piece of paper that he pulled from his small bag. He unfolds it slowly and reads it to himself. It's a list of names that will be officially entering WAR. He holds the paper to his chest and closes his eyes dreaming of his goals that he wishes to achieve. The main goal is to be a famous american pro wrestler and Hajeet has to have a good showing in WAR to do that. Hajeet in deep thought begins to mumble to himself.
Hajeet: I know I am much good than Cliff of Doom and Caleb Ronan. They are not as good as me. Luke Force will be forced to leave the ring when I am done because I will make him Meet My Knees. I will learn more grapples tomorrow because I already know a lot of sleeper holds now and more suplexes. That is why I am better because I always learn and they will learn that I learned too much and now I am over powered. Bernard Core will be Punjabi Express Panera to the core of the Earth and be done and out and I will be winner. They will not raise Jay Price arm in victory because my victory arm will be raised. This arm right here.
He taps himself on the arm.
Hajeet: That is why I will be winner because I have victory arm ready to be raised. I have more taunts and more grapples and more wrestling to show America. I do not like President Trump but this America is good. I love their food and I love their tasty drinks that does remind me! Oof!
Hajeet sits himself up and grabs his car keys to his 2013 white Ford Fusion. He walks out of hotel room at Holiday Inn and walks directly to his vehicle and starts it up. He opens his Garmin GPS and searches a location.
Robot: In-N-Out is 2 miles away.
Hajeet: Yes I want their food and tasty drinks please.
Hajeet drives to the drive-thru, something they don't exactly have in Tripura. They have walk-ups as a lot of his villagers and people live in huts and small houses. Many own their own fruit stands or snack stands and just sell them to walk up customers as almost no one owns a vehicle in Tripura, India. He orders his food and parks in the parking lot. He rolls the windows down and bumps his 21 Pilots CD that he loves so much now. Two very white Republicans walk by and scream to Hajeet to turn the music down.
Hajeet: I love this music you guys have greatest rock and roll band of all time!
Man: Turn it down, Redman!
Hajeet: My name is not red man it is Hajeet!
Man: HAJEED WE SAID TURN IT DOWN!
Hajeet: Name is not Hajeed with a D but with a T it is Hajeet many wrestling fans always used to say Hajeed but it is Hajeet so please do not call me Hajeed it is Hajeet okay with T. Hajeet please.
Man: HEY YOU BIG SAND-NIGGER! TURN DOWN YOUR SHIT FUCKIN' MUSIC AND LEAVE! USA! USA! USA!
Hajeet: For you say that so I will say this Hajeet loves you America and I will not tolerate that me and Robot and 2013 white Ford Fusion will leave because you are not true American you are hate.
Hajeet slowly drives out of the parking lot as the two men high five for repelling terrorism. Hajeet parks down the street and continues slurping his tasty Strawberry Milkshake and eating the fries.
Hajeet: Sorry Robot you had to hear that I know you are not Indian like me but people say mean things and you show love and respect like Hajeet. I will not be around man like that because they say bad and mean things and that is not love. Hajeet come from Tripura where I become big American pro wrestler so I must continue to show love and respect and let real Americans know I am here for them to show they can follow dreams too. Robot, let's go back to hotel so I can train and become better wrestler for WAR debut in Tokyo, Japan.
Hajeet puts his milkshake down and grabs the steering wheel and puts the 2013 white Ford Fusion into drive and heads back to the Holiday Inn. Hajeet is a true underdog and his journey is just beginning. Unlike last time in UCI, Hajeet is more mature now and understands how to win matches in pro wrestling, especially in America. No one has made their official debut in WAR and Hajeet looks to make history as not only being the first wrestler to debut and win WAR but the first Indian-born pro wrestler to win WAR. This could be the biggest night in Hajeets life, but first he must sleep and continue training. This is just the calm before the storm!
Next we'll learn more about Hajeets journey as a pro wrestler as he boards the flight to Tokyo, Japan with more lessons learned from his trainers.
