Post by prestonbishop on Sept 23, 2017 12:34:39 GMT -5
*We open once again in Johnny Alpha's elegant mansion in Atlanta, you can here Beethoven being played as we pan to Johnny Alpha sitting playing the piano*
"Ah we're back again I see, we should make this a verified show. Well make yourself at home. So how have you been WCF universe, actually I don't care so just sit there while I talk."
*Alpha sits clad in a Ric Flairish type robe, pondering what he will say he picks up a drink."
"would you like some non-alcoholic Alaskan red wine"
*The camera man refuses as Johnny begins what could be Johnny's finest promo of all time*
"So, It's WAR season I see and I'm in what you call the WAR match. This is probably one of the biggest opportunities that I've had in WCF for a while. But before that let's get The Alpha title match business out of the way."
*Alpha adjusts in the seat so he is looking directly into the camera*
"I believe in God and I also believe in divine intervention. I believe it was divine intervention I lost at Slam 400. This is where the war match comes into play. I lost the Alpha title battle royal because it's God's plan for me to win the War match and go on to be not just the measly Alpha champion, but to hold the most prestigious title in WCF history. I will be THE WORLD CHAMPION."
* Johnny take a sip of his drink and refocuses*
"Sorry for the spoilers but yes Johnny Alpha is winning the WAR match and going on to get a world title match where he will finally claim his rightful place as WCF World Champion. But this will not be where Johnny Alpha's legacy ends but where it just begins. After I win that title I will be holding it til the moment I retire or this company goes completely bankrupt and closes it's doors."
*Johnny imagines the title around his waist and daydream's for a couple seconds before coming back to the camera"
"You see it's very obvious that not one of those men in that match can hold a candle to my abilities. I've been doing this for 15 years including 2 of them working for WWE's NXT also 6 more of those years in NJPW where I held the IWGP heavyweight championship on 3 different occasions. I have done everything in this business except for holding the WCF championship."
* Johnny gains more intensity in his voice as he begins to ooze more confidence."
"Now I just want to get one more point across before I escort you out. That point is that which ever one of you moronic announcers, I couldn't be bothered to look up your name, who was talking about Johnny Alpha's "losing streak" I want you to know right now, I am on no such streak. All that happened was you proved my point that I'm being held down by everyone of those suited jerk offs in the WCF headquarters. I have done nothing that hasn't benefited my career in WCF but everyone of my matches ends in a loss."
*Alpha gets real upset before giving his final statement*
"All I do is give my all to this company and every last writer in the back knows this but still I am not given the proper respect that I have earned and deserve. These men know my ability and know what I'm capable of, but they put me in multi men matches so I can be double and sometimes triple teamed by men. In this WAR match I'm ready for it there will be no one double teaming me cause I've got some tricks up my sleeves. Get ready everyone the Alpha Age is about to commence. Now are you going to leave on your own or I we going to have to do this the hard way."
*The camera man leaves at Alpha's request*
"Ah we're back again I see, we should make this a verified show. Well make yourself at home. So how have you been WCF universe, actually I don't care so just sit there while I talk."
*Alpha sits clad in a Ric Flairish type robe, pondering what he will say he picks up a drink."
"would you like some non-alcoholic Alaskan red wine"
*The camera man refuses as Johnny begins what could be Johnny's finest promo of all time*
"So, It's WAR season I see and I'm in what you call the WAR match. This is probably one of the biggest opportunities that I've had in WCF for a while. But before that let's get The Alpha title match business out of the way."
*Alpha adjusts in the seat so he is looking directly into the camera*
"I believe in God and I also believe in divine intervention. I believe it was divine intervention I lost at Slam 400. This is where the war match comes into play. I lost the Alpha title battle royal because it's God's plan for me to win the War match and go on to be not just the measly Alpha champion, but to hold the most prestigious title in WCF history. I will be THE WORLD CHAMPION."
* Johnny take a sip of his drink and refocuses*
"Sorry for the spoilers but yes Johnny Alpha is winning the WAR match and going on to get a world title match where he will finally claim his rightful place as WCF World Champion. But this will not be where Johnny Alpha's legacy ends but where it just begins. After I win that title I will be holding it til the moment I retire or this company goes completely bankrupt and closes it's doors."
*Johnny imagines the title around his waist and daydream's for a couple seconds before coming back to the camera"
"You see it's very obvious that not one of those men in that match can hold a candle to my abilities. I've been doing this for 15 years including 2 of them working for WWE's NXT also 6 more of those years in NJPW where I held the IWGP heavyweight championship on 3 different occasions. I have done everything in this business except for holding the WCF championship."
* Johnny gains more intensity in his voice as he begins to ooze more confidence."
"Now I just want to get one more point across before I escort you out. That point is that which ever one of you moronic announcers, I couldn't be bothered to look up your name, who was talking about Johnny Alpha's "losing streak" I want you to know right now, I am on no such streak. All that happened was you proved my point that I'm being held down by everyone of those suited jerk offs in the WCF headquarters. I have done nothing that hasn't benefited my career in WCF but everyone of my matches ends in a loss."
*Alpha gets real upset before giving his final statement*
"All I do is give my all to this company and every last writer in the back knows this but still I am not given the proper respect that I have earned and deserve. These men know my ability and know what I'm capable of, but they put me in multi men matches so I can be double and sometimes triple teamed by men. In this WAR match I'm ready for it there will be no one double teaming me cause I've got some tricks up my sleeves. Get ready everyone the Alpha Age is about to commence. Now are you going to leave on your own or I we going to have to do this the hard way."
*The camera man leaves at Alpha's request*
