Real Champion wrektz Fed: More at 11 LOLZ ( WAR rp 3 )
Sept 19, 2017 22:42:23 GMT -5
Alex Richards, Kevin Bishop, and 1 more like this
Post by Odin Balfore on Sept 19, 2017 22:42:23 GMT -5
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Scene One: Trample the Cherry Blossoms
Tokyo Japan
The All Father walks in a park along a river bank that’s shrouded by cherry blossoms. James Cameron Follows along side him, filming as they go. The All Father is dressed in a suit and tie as he looks at the water while strolling along. The air is col and crisp. Autumn will be here soon, WAR will be here soon and all the great things that made the summer what is was, will be gone.
The All Father: Japan is really nice when the blossoms start to fall. But those of you in WAR need to realize that these blossoms are as well. I mean, do you honestly think that these people here even notice or care anymore that their country goes pink. They step on these peddles. They have no love for them. Just as I have no love for you. The low key nobodies who just take up space in this match like Agimat, Jay Alpha, Devlin, Tanner Tall, Damian Simmons and Matthew Drake. You are the krill in the ocean. The wayward amoeba in the coy pond. You are what everyone feeds on. Like shucked Oysters you are slurped upon with great haste and without a second thought. Frankly, I’m sure you’re all just excited to be included in this match all.
Brantelli, Wright, Carter, Herron and Ainsley, I would think that maybe your odds would fair a bit better but the world doesn’t even know who you are. You are part of the general masses, the civilian causalities that will be laid to waste the ends and means of better men. You are part of the school house in Baghdad that gets blown the fuck up by a Patriot missile and the world responds in a sarcastic tone.
“O, no. Such horror. Such Tragedy.”
Then they Segway into Brittney Spears getting her head shaved. And if you think that’s a dated reference, well, as far as I’m concerned, so arnt you all. You had your brief, forgettable time in the shad. Its pathetic and moronic for any of you to even show up for WAR and spout anything more than that you’re all just happy to be here. All of you lame as forgettable no bodies should just be happy to be here, like toys at the bottom of the chest that never get played with by are excited all the same. You are the poor, lazy, stupid – idiots that think the lottery will set them free. So, what number do you all got? Three, Five? Twenty Seven? That’s all interesting I’m sure and think maybe if you do research that your odds might go up. They won’t. Not with me in this mother fucking match. I’m here to roll all of you up into a ball, flatten you out and press you into jobber cookies. To set you upon the table of legend and records that I alone will set. That’s the only way you’ll be a part of something bigger than yourself; is when I make you.
Udy, Petrov, Biohazard. You three know of me well enough to just stay the fuck out of things and pray to god that you’re all IN and OUT before I hit the ring. The only thing I pray for is a low number. A low number means higher destruction. Your more of the lovable jobbers but not quite legend Yung Adam, status. You are the guys that Yung Adam throws out. Too bad, too. To my knowledge, Yung Adam ain’t here, so I’ll have to pick up his slack and crack a few skulls for the sake of cracking a few skulls. I mean, the crowd will pop for you because you’re entertaining but they’ll POP even louder for me- they’ll blow the roof off when I toss you guys from the match. Now just think what happens when I WIN WAR SIXTEEN.
Kemp, Warwick, Bishop, Teo. Now we’re starting to get up there in rank. Kemp and Bishop – I know you all. You know me. I like you. You like me. If this were any other match, I’d be rooting for you to win but to be frank, you all know that not going to happen. Teo is a flake, Warwick is too green. Kemp is too erratic and Bishop, Well – Bishop your trajectory in WCF hasn’t been the best. Aint like you been bad but you aint been good either. Truthfully that’s kind of the who gimmick with all of you. Int been bad but nothing really says: Wow, this guys gonna be great.
Warwick, dude. Don’t take offense. You aint good. You’re just mildly less of a shit sandwhich that some of the other guys on the roster. Don’t be like Luke Force and get a big head because someone went and made you appointee hall monitor for the month but then they don’t actually use you. They just end up giving you the sash and keep you in class. They’ll call you if they need you. And spoilers, son; they’ll never need either one of you.
So to all you special little flowers and snowflakes out there. Those who think that this is your time and your chance. Realize that you are no different from hundreds of people who thought the very same thing and yet, got trampled on without prejudice, care or worry but guys like me. None of you are special. None of you are unique. I am unique. I helped to create the very universe that you hope to thrive in. However, that is not going to happen because I will not allow it. Do you see the long path before me, covered in pink peddles; I am going to stomp my way through that path, crush everything and everyone beneath my feet and there is nothing that any of you can do about it.
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Scene Two: The ESPN interview
LIVE! From the ESPN studios is Max Kellerman stands by, waiting to get the go signal and start his segment. With Pro wrestling becoming more and more entertainment and family friendly, it has been given a time slot on a new ESPN segment. Max is the host of that segment. He smiles with professionalism as the lights come up before he begins to speak.
Max Kellerman: Folks, I’m excited. We have a new segment and with a new segment, a new opportunity to discuss some of our favorite things. Unfortunately boxing is on a down swing and believe me, that’s hard for me to say but the proof is in the pudding. With that said, our new segment, Grappling with Max Kellerman is for the sports entertainment enthusiast; which I was a long time ago in my youth. However, that has not stopped your voices from being heard in wanting this segment. So today, right here, right here, later on in this segment we will have an interview with a wrestling icon but first lets get down into our main topic of the evening.
Max shifts camera angles.
Max Kellerman: The Wrestling Championship Federation, the WCF, has been around for twenty years. Since that time it has been at the very top of national and local promotions. It is what comes to mind when you think of a successful wrestling company. It was even the first company to go over to net flicks and enjoy stellar success without having to be bogged down by ratings and ad revenue. Truly, WCF is ahead of the curve. In fact, it just had its four hundredth weekly show, Sunday Night Slam. Now if that was not milestone enough, WCF is also coming upon its second biggest event of the year, WAR Sixteen.
WAR is a multi-man battle royal consisting of just about –oh – I don’t know – everyone in the company plus a few surprise returns and special entrants. It really is a monumental event in and of itself. Me personally, I’ll be watching it and I hope that a lot of you at home will too. Now in WAR, there are always a few names that stick out. My guest in just a few minutes is one such name. Odin Balfore, dubbed WAR BALFORE for the event is a man that holds both the single match elimination record and the other all elimination record and let me tell you – that is no easy feat. It is absolutely amazing and he is my guest tonight, joining us via satilete from Tokyo, Japan, where WAR is being held this year. Odin, can you hear me?
The All Father appears on screen via satellite wearing a nice suit, similar to the one that he wore earlier in the day. He takes a sip of coffee from a Starbucks cup and sets it down off screen.
Max Kellerman: Odin, how are you? Hope you’re doing well.
The All Father: I’m doing well, I’m doing real well.
Max Kellerman: Are you excited for your return to WAR?
The All Father: I’m excited for my return in general.
Max Kellerman: Can you take us through what made you want to come back.
The All Father: Well me and Seth, we don’t always see eye to eye. I’m normally one of the first guys to challenge him because that’s just how I am. I tend to rub guys the wrong way but truthfully, screw those guys. People like that, who draw my anger, deserve my anger. Unfortunately, we had a falling in spring but Seth and I are like crazy cousins. We fight and argue but at the end of the day- we both want to make money and that’s what this business is all about. I suspect though, a lot of guys in the back have no idea what money even looks likes. It’s sad, really.
Max Kellerman: Well, whats sad about it?
The All Father: A bunch of guys who have never made it and will never make it are all about to sound off like dying chickens. This is my sixth WAR event, I’m a former world champion, I’ve heard all this before. They’ll squawk about how its their time and its gonna be impactful or them talking about them taking their rightful place. And you’ll heard that from guys like SJW, Luke Force, Andre Holmes and Johnny Rabid. SJW and Luke Force just arnt ready but one day they might. However, WAR just isn’t their day. There is maybe four or five good people in this match and I’m two of them, essentially. Hell, I account for three or four men in that ring.
So I’m waiting for all of their dressed up little words that mean nothing to me because they are nothing. The world isn’t looking for any of these men to step up when they cant even walk yet. Half these guys just came into the dub, the other half just got their first championship and last third couldn’t find a win with both hands and a guide dog. I’ll tell you Max, this match is made for me. These guys, that all suck, to be honest, are just made for me to throw out. They exist for that reason.
I mean, do you honestly think I’m sweating Ethan fucking King and his hardcore championship? He won’t know what hardcore is until he’s standing in that ring with me and I beat the fucking dog piss out of him and take his Hardcore Championship from him. That belt isn’t even on the line but he sure as fuck isn’t going to stop me.
How about Steven Singh. Whose a mid carder at best that just got the temporary bump up in stature because someone has to fill the void. We’ve had a parade of shitty world champions in WCF and it hasn’t ended with him. I’ll tell you what, it will end when I win WAR and go onto ONE and fight him or Johnny Raid. Who knows, maybe Raibid will win that match, take the championship and finally I can get a decent match out of someone because there aint no one else in WCF right now who can do that for me.
The way I see it, this match is going to be a cake walk. That’s not even me being super confident as it is me just telling you the truth. What proven, battle tested world champion do we have in WCF? No one, just me. Sure, you can bring up Jay Price but you might die laughing before you even finish that sentence.
Ya know, when I first started on my world title journey back in 2011, I coined the term ‘ Prices Kids.’ I’m glad that the term still holds true today because the top guys in WCF really are Prices kids. A bunch of no talent nobodies given the reigns because there is no other option. I just want to tell Steven Singh that he is where he is because there is no other option – until now. Until now, there was no determined All Father roaming the halls of WCF looking for a fight and ready to kill guys. I’ll back hand all of you into a coma and it’ll be an improvement for the fed. It work wonders for Prices career – it was his best gimmick and truthfully, it will be for all of them too.
Max Kellerman: Are you worried that one of these guys are oing to step up. Reasonable speaking, one of them is.
The All Father: I’m not worried about a god damn thing. Everyone in this match is at one point in time going to have to look up my career and my accomplishments and that’s where that ends. You cant go off on a tangent about a guy right after telling him that he’s the best in the world. I’m the best big man in all of wrestling. I’m a pillar of this company. They are all going to suck my dick and die choking on it. That’s the truth of the matter. Run that headline right now.
WCF collective roster chokes on WAR BALFORES cock while trying to shoot on him.
If they want to tell me that I’m old or washed up, they can go fuck themselves cuz that shit aint new or special. Just shows how little they got on me because deep down they know how fucking fucked they really are. I’m prepared to beat the fucking brakes off all these guys Max. I didn’t return to make my shit look good. My name already looks good. I came back to to smash a fed and that’s exactly what I’m doing. If any of them want to step the fuck up, I’ll give them a boost. If any of those limp dick’t jaybrones want to toss words or hands with the All Father, it’ll be the last thing they do on the Earth. Then, after I’m done ripping out their organs, I’ll to their little shitty duplex or trailer park in whatever god forsaken town they live in and fuck their wife and eat that pussy clean.
That’s what I do to pussies, Max. I eat em’ and I beat em and I’m looking at a whole mess of them right fuckin now. I eat that shit with a lemon wedge and lobstah bib. Go right in, all out until there is nothing left. Believe me when I tell you – there will be nothing left of these pussies when I’m done with them and WAR Sixteen will be known as the event that WAR BALFORE came back and fucked WCF like a two dollar whore that accepts food stamps and used scratch offs.
Max Kellerman: That’s some colorful language.
The All Father: Fuck you, Max, I’m shootin and there aint no better than me. Everybody out there right now better wise the fuck up and recognize that their time is ovah. The All Father is walkin in WAR and walking out with two new records, a WAR victory and a fucking title shot so that I can wreck the asshole of whoever has that world championship. Singh or Rabid, that shit don’t matter to me. But I can tell you one thing, it’ll matter to them.
Max Kellerman: Are you at all worried about surprise entrants?
The All Father gives a deep bellied laugh.
The All Father: Absolutely not. Why is there to fear? Sarah Twilight? Brad Kane, Bonnie Blue, J-Reb, Fucking Thomas Bates? Or how about the Dag Riddicks or them ZT homos? When any of them become relevant, give me a call. However, you’ll die of old age, Max before that ever fucking happens. If that sounds disrespectful, that’s because it is. Because I don’t care if those people live or die or show up to WAR. Frankly, I hope they do because that’s more people I can eliminate. I’m not worried about the guys that wernt anything here, like FPV or Twilight who just think that they were. Everyone in this match is below me. Far below me and when we get down to it, everyone whose in this match is going to regret it because there is nothing on Earth that is worth what I am going to do to them. So yah, let them come on over. They can come face to face with the Se7vn Gawd once again and know that they haven’t changed by I have gotten significantly better.
Max Kellerman: OK, well, what about the people who think you’re here for the same reason; that you are just a special attraction.
The All Father: One, they would be right. I as a special attraction; it don’t get any more special than Odin Balfore but if they think I’ve come here to just get a pay check – then they’re all fucking idiots. I could bank roll WCF completely for the next two years if I chose too but instead I came here to crush everyones little insignificant dreams. There are a few guys who think they have potential or maybe they are arrogant enough to think that they’ve already made it but we’ll see how far they’ve made it when their getting suplex around the ring and their ribs broken. Everyone is a tough guy who likes to run their mouth uintil its actually time to back that shit up and then everyone gets quiet.
I do not care about these people. I do not care about their families, their wives or their kids. I’ll fucking eat their children in the middle of that ring and there aint a god damn thing any one of them can do about it- not unless they want to face the wrath of the All Father. Not one of these guys knows how important WAR is, they just thinks its some event. They don’t know what ONE is. They don’t know what it takes to get there but I’ll tell them all something right now- none of them have what it takes. I’m looking to violate and victimize these people. I’m here to pummel and destroy everything these guys know and think about themselves and their career. I could care less about whose a champion because compared to me, they arnt champions. They are all unworthy challengers and I am going to beat them all like dogs in the middle of that ring until they beg me to stop.
And then I’m going to beat them down some more.
I truly hope these guys have good insurance because I’m coming to break necks. If I don’t put half of these guys in the hospital or in a coma then I didn’t do my job. I’ll tell you this right now- they will have to fight for every minute in that match and as hard fought as they think their gonna have to be, their wrong. I’m a savage killer in that ring and I’m about to do what I do best. When I hit that final Ragnarok, and that last guy is laying broken with his lungs filling up with blood and he can feel his heart beat slow – he’ll be just conscious enough to hear that pin fall count to three and my music hits. They’ll all just be breathing long enough to hear my name announced as the Winner of WAR Sixteen and new number one contender for the World Champion. Then that gives Steven Singh or Johnny Rabid just enough time to kiss their wives and kids goodbye because I just sealed their fates. This is what a mother fucking world champion looks like. This is what it always looked like. And soon, everyone will know it.
Scene One: Trample the Cherry Blossoms
Tokyo Japan
The All Father walks in a park along a river bank that’s shrouded by cherry blossoms. James Cameron Follows along side him, filming as they go. The All Father is dressed in a suit and tie as he looks at the water while strolling along. The air is col and crisp. Autumn will be here soon, WAR will be here soon and all the great things that made the summer what is was, will be gone.
The All Father: Japan is really nice when the blossoms start to fall. But those of you in WAR need to realize that these blossoms are as well. I mean, do you honestly think that these people here even notice or care anymore that their country goes pink. They step on these peddles. They have no love for them. Just as I have no love for you. The low key nobodies who just take up space in this match like Agimat, Jay Alpha, Devlin, Tanner Tall, Damian Simmons and Matthew Drake. You are the krill in the ocean. The wayward amoeba in the coy pond. You are what everyone feeds on. Like shucked Oysters you are slurped upon with great haste and without a second thought. Frankly, I’m sure you’re all just excited to be included in this match all.
Brantelli, Wright, Carter, Herron and Ainsley, I would think that maybe your odds would fair a bit better but the world doesn’t even know who you are. You are part of the general masses, the civilian causalities that will be laid to waste the ends and means of better men. You are part of the school house in Baghdad that gets blown the fuck up by a Patriot missile and the world responds in a sarcastic tone.
“O, no. Such horror. Such Tragedy.”
Then they Segway into Brittney Spears getting her head shaved. And if you think that’s a dated reference, well, as far as I’m concerned, so arnt you all. You had your brief, forgettable time in the shad. Its pathetic and moronic for any of you to even show up for WAR and spout anything more than that you’re all just happy to be here. All of you lame as forgettable no bodies should just be happy to be here, like toys at the bottom of the chest that never get played with by are excited all the same. You are the poor, lazy, stupid – idiots that think the lottery will set them free. So, what number do you all got? Three, Five? Twenty Seven? That’s all interesting I’m sure and think maybe if you do research that your odds might go up. They won’t. Not with me in this mother fucking match. I’m here to roll all of you up into a ball, flatten you out and press you into jobber cookies. To set you upon the table of legend and records that I alone will set. That’s the only way you’ll be a part of something bigger than yourself; is when I make you.
Udy, Petrov, Biohazard. You three know of me well enough to just stay the fuck out of things and pray to god that you’re all IN and OUT before I hit the ring. The only thing I pray for is a low number. A low number means higher destruction. Your more of the lovable jobbers but not quite legend Yung Adam, status. You are the guys that Yung Adam throws out. Too bad, too. To my knowledge, Yung Adam ain’t here, so I’ll have to pick up his slack and crack a few skulls for the sake of cracking a few skulls. I mean, the crowd will pop for you because you’re entertaining but they’ll POP even louder for me- they’ll blow the roof off when I toss you guys from the match. Now just think what happens when I WIN WAR SIXTEEN.
Kemp, Warwick, Bishop, Teo. Now we’re starting to get up there in rank. Kemp and Bishop – I know you all. You know me. I like you. You like me. If this were any other match, I’d be rooting for you to win but to be frank, you all know that not going to happen. Teo is a flake, Warwick is too green. Kemp is too erratic and Bishop, Well – Bishop your trajectory in WCF hasn’t been the best. Aint like you been bad but you aint been good either. Truthfully that’s kind of the who gimmick with all of you. Int been bad but nothing really says: Wow, this guys gonna be great.
Warwick, dude. Don’t take offense. You aint good. You’re just mildly less of a shit sandwhich that some of the other guys on the roster. Don’t be like Luke Force and get a big head because someone went and made you appointee hall monitor for the month but then they don’t actually use you. They just end up giving you the sash and keep you in class. They’ll call you if they need you. And spoilers, son; they’ll never need either one of you.
So to all you special little flowers and snowflakes out there. Those who think that this is your time and your chance. Realize that you are no different from hundreds of people who thought the very same thing and yet, got trampled on without prejudice, care or worry but guys like me. None of you are special. None of you are unique. I am unique. I helped to create the very universe that you hope to thrive in. However, that is not going to happen because I will not allow it. Do you see the long path before me, covered in pink peddles; I am going to stomp my way through that path, crush everything and everyone beneath my feet and there is nothing that any of you can do about it.
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Scene Two: The ESPN interview
LIVE! From the ESPN studios is Max Kellerman stands by, waiting to get the go signal and start his segment. With Pro wrestling becoming more and more entertainment and family friendly, it has been given a time slot on a new ESPN segment. Max is the host of that segment. He smiles with professionalism as the lights come up before he begins to speak.
Max Kellerman: Folks, I’m excited. We have a new segment and with a new segment, a new opportunity to discuss some of our favorite things. Unfortunately boxing is on a down swing and believe me, that’s hard for me to say but the proof is in the pudding. With that said, our new segment, Grappling with Max Kellerman is for the sports entertainment enthusiast; which I was a long time ago in my youth. However, that has not stopped your voices from being heard in wanting this segment. So today, right here, right here, later on in this segment we will have an interview with a wrestling icon but first lets get down into our main topic of the evening.
Max shifts camera angles.
Max Kellerman: The Wrestling Championship Federation, the WCF, has been around for twenty years. Since that time it has been at the very top of national and local promotions. It is what comes to mind when you think of a successful wrestling company. It was even the first company to go over to net flicks and enjoy stellar success without having to be bogged down by ratings and ad revenue. Truly, WCF is ahead of the curve. In fact, it just had its four hundredth weekly show, Sunday Night Slam. Now if that was not milestone enough, WCF is also coming upon its second biggest event of the year, WAR Sixteen.
WAR is a multi-man battle royal consisting of just about –oh – I don’t know – everyone in the company plus a few surprise returns and special entrants. It really is a monumental event in and of itself. Me personally, I’ll be watching it and I hope that a lot of you at home will too. Now in WAR, there are always a few names that stick out. My guest in just a few minutes is one such name. Odin Balfore, dubbed WAR BALFORE for the event is a man that holds both the single match elimination record and the other all elimination record and let me tell you – that is no easy feat. It is absolutely amazing and he is my guest tonight, joining us via satilete from Tokyo, Japan, where WAR is being held this year. Odin, can you hear me?
The All Father appears on screen via satellite wearing a nice suit, similar to the one that he wore earlier in the day. He takes a sip of coffee from a Starbucks cup and sets it down off screen.
Max Kellerman: Odin, how are you? Hope you’re doing well.
The All Father: I’m doing well, I’m doing real well.
Max Kellerman: Are you excited for your return to WAR?
The All Father: I’m excited for my return in general.
Max Kellerman: Can you take us through what made you want to come back.
The All Father: Well me and Seth, we don’t always see eye to eye. I’m normally one of the first guys to challenge him because that’s just how I am. I tend to rub guys the wrong way but truthfully, screw those guys. People like that, who draw my anger, deserve my anger. Unfortunately, we had a falling in spring but Seth and I are like crazy cousins. We fight and argue but at the end of the day- we both want to make money and that’s what this business is all about. I suspect though, a lot of guys in the back have no idea what money even looks likes. It’s sad, really.
Max Kellerman: Well, whats sad about it?
The All Father: A bunch of guys who have never made it and will never make it are all about to sound off like dying chickens. This is my sixth WAR event, I’m a former world champion, I’ve heard all this before. They’ll squawk about how its their time and its gonna be impactful or them talking about them taking their rightful place. And you’ll heard that from guys like SJW, Luke Force, Andre Holmes and Johnny Rabid. SJW and Luke Force just arnt ready but one day they might. However, WAR just isn’t their day. There is maybe four or five good people in this match and I’m two of them, essentially. Hell, I account for three or four men in that ring.
So I’m waiting for all of their dressed up little words that mean nothing to me because they are nothing. The world isn’t looking for any of these men to step up when they cant even walk yet. Half these guys just came into the dub, the other half just got their first championship and last third couldn’t find a win with both hands and a guide dog. I’ll tell you Max, this match is made for me. These guys, that all suck, to be honest, are just made for me to throw out. They exist for that reason.
I mean, do you honestly think I’m sweating Ethan fucking King and his hardcore championship? He won’t know what hardcore is until he’s standing in that ring with me and I beat the fucking dog piss out of him and take his Hardcore Championship from him. That belt isn’t even on the line but he sure as fuck isn’t going to stop me.
How about Steven Singh. Whose a mid carder at best that just got the temporary bump up in stature because someone has to fill the void. We’ve had a parade of shitty world champions in WCF and it hasn’t ended with him. I’ll tell you what, it will end when I win WAR and go onto ONE and fight him or Johnny Raid. Who knows, maybe Raibid will win that match, take the championship and finally I can get a decent match out of someone because there aint no one else in WCF right now who can do that for me.
The way I see it, this match is going to be a cake walk. That’s not even me being super confident as it is me just telling you the truth. What proven, battle tested world champion do we have in WCF? No one, just me. Sure, you can bring up Jay Price but you might die laughing before you even finish that sentence.
Ya know, when I first started on my world title journey back in 2011, I coined the term ‘ Prices Kids.’ I’m glad that the term still holds true today because the top guys in WCF really are Prices kids. A bunch of no talent nobodies given the reigns because there is no other option. I just want to tell Steven Singh that he is where he is because there is no other option – until now. Until now, there was no determined All Father roaming the halls of WCF looking for a fight and ready to kill guys. I’ll back hand all of you into a coma and it’ll be an improvement for the fed. It work wonders for Prices career – it was his best gimmick and truthfully, it will be for all of them too.
Max Kellerman: Are you worried that one of these guys are oing to step up. Reasonable speaking, one of them is.
The All Father: I’m not worried about a god damn thing. Everyone in this match is at one point in time going to have to look up my career and my accomplishments and that’s where that ends. You cant go off on a tangent about a guy right after telling him that he’s the best in the world. I’m the best big man in all of wrestling. I’m a pillar of this company. They are all going to suck my dick and die choking on it. That’s the truth of the matter. Run that headline right now.
WCF collective roster chokes on WAR BALFORES cock while trying to shoot on him.
If they want to tell me that I’m old or washed up, they can go fuck themselves cuz that shit aint new or special. Just shows how little they got on me because deep down they know how fucking fucked they really are. I’m prepared to beat the fucking brakes off all these guys Max. I didn’t return to make my shit look good. My name already looks good. I came back to to smash a fed and that’s exactly what I’m doing. If any of them want to step the fuck up, I’ll give them a boost. If any of those limp dick’t jaybrones want to toss words or hands with the All Father, it’ll be the last thing they do on the Earth. Then, after I’m done ripping out their organs, I’ll to their little shitty duplex or trailer park in whatever god forsaken town they live in and fuck their wife and eat that pussy clean.
That’s what I do to pussies, Max. I eat em’ and I beat em and I’m looking at a whole mess of them right fuckin now. I eat that shit with a lemon wedge and lobstah bib. Go right in, all out until there is nothing left. Believe me when I tell you – there will be nothing left of these pussies when I’m done with them and WAR Sixteen will be known as the event that WAR BALFORE came back and fucked WCF like a two dollar whore that accepts food stamps and used scratch offs.
Max Kellerman: That’s some colorful language.
The All Father: Fuck you, Max, I’m shootin and there aint no better than me. Everybody out there right now better wise the fuck up and recognize that their time is ovah. The All Father is walkin in WAR and walking out with two new records, a WAR victory and a fucking title shot so that I can wreck the asshole of whoever has that world championship. Singh or Rabid, that shit don’t matter to me. But I can tell you one thing, it’ll matter to them.
Max Kellerman: Are you at all worried about surprise entrants?
The All Father gives a deep bellied laugh.
The All Father: Absolutely not. Why is there to fear? Sarah Twilight? Brad Kane, Bonnie Blue, J-Reb, Fucking Thomas Bates? Or how about the Dag Riddicks or them ZT homos? When any of them become relevant, give me a call. However, you’ll die of old age, Max before that ever fucking happens. If that sounds disrespectful, that’s because it is. Because I don’t care if those people live or die or show up to WAR. Frankly, I hope they do because that’s more people I can eliminate. I’m not worried about the guys that wernt anything here, like FPV or Twilight who just think that they were. Everyone in this match is below me. Far below me and when we get down to it, everyone whose in this match is going to regret it because there is nothing on Earth that is worth what I am going to do to them. So yah, let them come on over. They can come face to face with the Se7vn Gawd once again and know that they haven’t changed by I have gotten significantly better.
Max Kellerman: OK, well, what about the people who think you’re here for the same reason; that you are just a special attraction.
The All Father: One, they would be right. I as a special attraction; it don’t get any more special than Odin Balfore but if they think I’ve come here to just get a pay check – then they’re all fucking idiots. I could bank roll WCF completely for the next two years if I chose too but instead I came here to crush everyones little insignificant dreams. There are a few guys who think they have potential or maybe they are arrogant enough to think that they’ve already made it but we’ll see how far they’ve made it when their getting suplex around the ring and their ribs broken. Everyone is a tough guy who likes to run their mouth uintil its actually time to back that shit up and then everyone gets quiet.
I do not care about these people. I do not care about their families, their wives or their kids. I’ll fucking eat their children in the middle of that ring and there aint a god damn thing any one of them can do about it- not unless they want to face the wrath of the All Father. Not one of these guys knows how important WAR is, they just thinks its some event. They don’t know what ONE is. They don’t know what it takes to get there but I’ll tell them all something right now- none of them have what it takes. I’m looking to violate and victimize these people. I’m here to pummel and destroy everything these guys know and think about themselves and their career. I could care less about whose a champion because compared to me, they arnt champions. They are all unworthy challengers and I am going to beat them all like dogs in the middle of that ring until they beg me to stop.
And then I’m going to beat them down some more.
I truly hope these guys have good insurance because I’m coming to break necks. If I don’t put half of these guys in the hospital or in a coma then I didn’t do my job. I’ll tell you this right now- they will have to fight for every minute in that match and as hard fought as they think their gonna have to be, their wrong. I’m a savage killer in that ring and I’m about to do what I do best. When I hit that final Ragnarok, and that last guy is laying broken with his lungs filling up with blood and he can feel his heart beat slow – he’ll be just conscious enough to hear that pin fall count to three and my music hits. They’ll all just be breathing long enough to hear my name announced as the Winner of WAR Sixteen and new number one contender for the World Champion. Then that gives Steven Singh or Johnny Rabid just enough time to kiss their wives and kids goodbye because I just sealed their fates. This is what a mother fucking world champion looks like. This is what it always looked like. And soon, everyone will know it.
