Post by Davey Ortega on Jul 3, 2007 13:40:12 GMT -5
*The scene opens in the VIP Lounge of The Casino, to hysteria.*
Outcast: HAHAHAHAHHAAA...Oh my god..that is toooo funny.
Davey: Haaaa...he's going to prey for your sins!
*The both look at each other*
Both: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!
*They both continue laughing.*
Outcast: Wait a minute, wait. Hold on. Before we die of laughter, lets concentrate on what was said by both Ralph and Popeye.
Davey: Alright, good idea. Now. Lets see. Well, TXO wants to know what you have done here in WCF?
Outcast: Oh well lets see. I am a former two time WCF champion, former WCF Hardcore champion..
Davey: No, no..more recently.
Outcast: OH! OK, well. I have worn the People's Championship, started one of the biggest stables here in WCF, and kicked Popeyes ass. Let me clarify a few things. First of all, TXO, we have never feuded. Team NCW and nCw...has NEVER feuded. So I have no idea what you are talking about when you said you ''kicked our asses.'' As I recall it was me mopping the floor with Boone at Timebomb. SO before you start talking and making noise and proclemations you really need to get a CAT scan. Just, you know, to make sure YOU know what the hell you are talking about.
Davey: It's not only that he is utterly confused, he is also a hypocrite.
Outcast: Thank you I was just getting to that. TXO you talk about team work, loyalty, and all that. Though shouldn't YOU be the last person talking about that? Need proof? OK. Yeah and your partner TVO were good, you communicated well and were very effective. Now that TVO is MIA or whatever, you replace him. Hm..doesn't sound like a good partner. Is that what you do? When one is injured you toss him aside like your wife to find something better? Speaking of your wife, and..LOYALTY. Haven't you been slinking around with some nurse? I mean here is a man who talks and talk yet can't even do what he preaches. TXO please..just stop talking. If you can't follow your own advice why should anyone..especialy your son..do it?
*Outcast smiles as he shakes his head*
Outcast: Then you go on about matches from this, that and the other. Well, guess what TXO...
*Outcast takes in a deep breath*
Outcast: I DON'T CARE! You really think you can impress me with matches? STep into the ring with, show me what you can do then I may be able to muster an ounce of respect for a philanderer like yourself. Team NCW challenged you, The Red River Mafia, to an Extreme Cage Match. You say we need weapons to catch a break? Well we don't but we just so enjoy taking a chair and making people bleed. Though you two, as ''extreme'' as you are extremely dissapoint me and decline, wanting, instead a TLC match. TLC matches are so boring now. Oh look, a ladder. Lets climp up it..woohoo..we win. THE END. Well, since neither of us want what the other is proposing why don't we settle this like men? This Sunday, at our match, lets make it a...Pick Your Poison Match. If we win, we get to choose our match at Aftermath, if you win you get to pick. Deal? Or are you to afraid to choose your own demise? Anyways, TXO, keep talking. Keep saying you are ''Extreme'' because the bottom line is you are nothing but a second rate wrestler, and a third rate man.
Davey: What about Boone?
Outcast: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
*They both laugh*
Outcast: What about him? He wants to go to Catholic Church and prey for my sins. Well, better bring some entertainment because that is going to be a loooooooooong session. Boone, you are once again going off about how we need to earn the title shot. Are you an idiot? Retarded? Or just plain ignorant to mere facts? Number One Contendership was on the line last Sunday. Team NCW won. Argo, Team NCW vs you idiots at Aftermath for your Tag Team Titles. It isn't rocket science, it is simple. So think real hard and you will see that we have nothing to prove to you. We already have the contract. So unless this is you way of wanting to back out you better shut the hell up about proving shit. As you so forth mentioned you don't believe you should be the tag champ. I agree with you. You shouldn't be. You just ran into Ralphs match and he was lonely after losing TVO he made you his new partner. Betrayel, Lust, Love....the real Red River Mafia. So, untill you boys have something more interesting to say that is worthy of my time I will see you at Slam.
*Scene fades*
Outcast: HAHAHAHAHHAAA...Oh my god..that is toooo funny.
Davey: Haaaa...he's going to prey for your sins!
*The both look at each other*
Both: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!
*They both continue laughing.*
Outcast: Wait a minute, wait. Hold on. Before we die of laughter, lets concentrate on what was said by both Ralph and Popeye.
Davey: Alright, good idea. Now. Lets see. Well, TXO wants to know what you have done here in WCF?
Outcast: Oh well lets see. I am a former two time WCF champion, former WCF Hardcore champion..
Davey: No, no..more recently.
Outcast: OH! OK, well. I have worn the People's Championship, started one of the biggest stables here in WCF, and kicked Popeyes ass. Let me clarify a few things. First of all, TXO, we have never feuded. Team NCW and nCw...has NEVER feuded. So I have no idea what you are talking about when you said you ''kicked our asses.'' As I recall it was me mopping the floor with Boone at Timebomb. SO before you start talking and making noise and proclemations you really need to get a CAT scan. Just, you know, to make sure YOU know what the hell you are talking about.
Davey: It's not only that he is utterly confused, he is also a hypocrite.
Outcast: Thank you I was just getting to that. TXO you talk about team work, loyalty, and all that. Though shouldn't YOU be the last person talking about that? Need proof? OK. Yeah and your partner TVO were good, you communicated well and were very effective. Now that TVO is MIA or whatever, you replace him. Hm..doesn't sound like a good partner. Is that what you do? When one is injured you toss him aside like your wife to find something better? Speaking of your wife, and..LOYALTY. Haven't you been slinking around with some nurse? I mean here is a man who talks and talk yet can't even do what he preaches. TXO please..just stop talking. If you can't follow your own advice why should anyone..especialy your son..do it?
*Outcast smiles as he shakes his head*
Outcast: Then you go on about matches from this, that and the other. Well, guess what TXO...
*Outcast takes in a deep breath*
Outcast: I DON'T CARE! You really think you can impress me with matches? STep into the ring with, show me what you can do then I may be able to muster an ounce of respect for a philanderer like yourself. Team NCW challenged you, The Red River Mafia, to an Extreme Cage Match. You say we need weapons to catch a break? Well we don't but we just so enjoy taking a chair and making people bleed. Though you two, as ''extreme'' as you are extremely dissapoint me and decline, wanting, instead a TLC match. TLC matches are so boring now. Oh look, a ladder. Lets climp up it..woohoo..we win. THE END. Well, since neither of us want what the other is proposing why don't we settle this like men? This Sunday, at our match, lets make it a...Pick Your Poison Match. If we win, we get to choose our match at Aftermath, if you win you get to pick. Deal? Or are you to afraid to choose your own demise? Anyways, TXO, keep talking. Keep saying you are ''Extreme'' because the bottom line is you are nothing but a second rate wrestler, and a third rate man.
Davey: What about Boone?
Outcast: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!
*They both laugh*
Outcast: What about him? He wants to go to Catholic Church and prey for my sins. Well, better bring some entertainment because that is going to be a loooooooooong session. Boone, you are once again going off about how we need to earn the title shot. Are you an idiot? Retarded? Or just plain ignorant to mere facts? Number One Contendership was on the line last Sunday. Team NCW won. Argo, Team NCW vs you idiots at Aftermath for your Tag Team Titles. It isn't rocket science, it is simple. So think real hard and you will see that we have nothing to prove to you. We already have the contract. So unless this is you way of wanting to back out you better shut the hell up about proving shit. As you so forth mentioned you don't believe you should be the tag champ. I agree with you. You shouldn't be. You just ran into Ralphs match and he was lonely after losing TVO he made you his new partner. Betrayel, Lust, Love....the real Red River Mafia. So, untill you boys have something more interesting to say that is worthy of my time I will see you at Slam.
*Scene fades*
