Post by Corey Black on Mar 2, 2009 17:13:51 GMT -5
We open to Corey Black walking down a busy street in Pennsylvania. He's keeping his eye on his back, obviously weary of people since the whole hospital thing that didn't even happen. He's wearing a black hoodies and white track pants with black stripes down the sides.
Corey Black: How boring of a segment can we have here at WCF? I mean, you have my tag partner going around spitting ooze at people, you have me being chased by Creeping Deathified hospital workers, and then you have Dobbie and Chester sitting around jerking off. Blah blah blah, battle royal, blah blah blah fought Rick Mad and I a while ago, blah blah yawn.
Let's get one thing straight. I don't care about your lives. You two could cease to exist tomorrow and I wouldn't think twice about it. On top of that, your boss is being the biggest twat in history, and frankly, I don't care about that either. He's all pissed off about how I kick ass, and how I can run my own show, all that. To you, Gravedigger, fuck off. I'm going to do what I want in your fucking company, and you can go ahead, throw whatever bullshit match you want at me, I'm always ALWAYS going to be here. WCF isn't even about Logan anymore, nobody gives a shit about him. I am now the one guy that has been here, through and through. You ask anyone about WCF, and they say 'Yeah, isn't that the place Creeping Death destroys people in?'
Dobbie and Chester, you are nothing more to me than Road Rage and Burn Out, except they had better charisma than you two do. I'll dropkick one of you in the face, and then give the other a brainbuster, tag Biohazard in, and let him ooze the shit out of you. That fucking ooze gets bigger pops than both of you combined. You two are such deflectors of charisma, that I don't doubt for a bit you ended the era of jibba jabba. We had something good going. Then, someone pretty much deleted it from existance. I hold you responsible. The fury of Androk, Creamy, CreamY, Gonz0, Cheeba, Snad, and all the rest will be felt!
As soon as Corey mentions Snad, he pops up. Snad has jumped out of an alley, runs over to the first pedestrian he sees, and BOOM! SNAD CUTTER!
Random Person: BANG!?~!!@~
Snad runs away. Corey has seen all this, having seen Snad out of the corner of his eye.
Corey Black: I ... I wonder if Snad has met Biohazard?
Corey ponders for a second, but then shakes his head and continues walking down the street. The scene fades out.
Corey Black: How boring of a segment can we have here at WCF? I mean, you have my tag partner going around spitting ooze at people, you have me being chased by Creeping Deathified hospital workers, and then you have Dobbie and Chester sitting around jerking off. Blah blah blah, battle royal, blah blah blah fought Rick Mad and I a while ago, blah blah yawn.
Let's get one thing straight. I don't care about your lives. You two could cease to exist tomorrow and I wouldn't think twice about it. On top of that, your boss is being the biggest twat in history, and frankly, I don't care about that either. He's all pissed off about how I kick ass, and how I can run my own show, all that. To you, Gravedigger, fuck off. I'm going to do what I want in your fucking company, and you can go ahead, throw whatever bullshit match you want at me, I'm always ALWAYS going to be here. WCF isn't even about Logan anymore, nobody gives a shit about him. I am now the one guy that has been here, through and through. You ask anyone about WCF, and they say 'Yeah, isn't that the place Creeping Death destroys people in?'
Dobbie and Chester, you are nothing more to me than Road Rage and Burn Out, except they had better charisma than you two do. I'll dropkick one of you in the face, and then give the other a brainbuster, tag Biohazard in, and let him ooze the shit out of you. That fucking ooze gets bigger pops than both of you combined. You two are such deflectors of charisma, that I don't doubt for a bit you ended the era of jibba jabba. We had something good going. Then, someone pretty much deleted it from existance. I hold you responsible. The fury of Androk, Creamy, CreamY, Gonz0, Cheeba, Snad, and all the rest will be felt!
As soon as Corey mentions Snad, he pops up. Snad has jumped out of an alley, runs over to the first pedestrian he sees, and BOOM! SNAD CUTTER!
Random Person: BANG!?~!!@~
Snad runs away. Corey has seen all this, having seen Snad out of the corner of his eye.
Corey Black: I ... I wonder if Snad has met Biohazard?
Corey ponders for a second, but then shakes his head and continues walking down the street. The scene fades out.
