Mushroom Mandingo (Updated: October 2, 2017)
Aug 3, 2017 20:21:10 GMT -5
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Personal Pornstars Information
Cast: Andre Holmes, Jayson Price
Team Name: Mushroom Mandingo
Production Agency: Leaked Media INC.
Combined Weight: 443 Pounds
Penis Length: 13 Inches (Andre), 12 Inches (Jayson)
Penis Girth: 3 Inches (Andre), 4 Inches (Jayson)
Penis Girth: 3 Inches (Andre), 4 Inches (Jayson)
Casting Information
Sponsorships: Trojan Condoms, Leaked Media Movies, Shannan Lerch Merchandise, Nivea Lotion
Porn Tags: "Relentless Ramming", "Mr. Every Position", "Double Grandcummer", "Iron Orgasm", "The South Street Mushroom", "Hardcore Pounder"
Porn Categories: Double Penetration, Interracial, Ebony, Orgy, Creampie, Cumshots, BBW, Big Dick, Bukkake, Golden Shower, Anal, MILF, Mature
2-on-1 Style: All Holes Filled
Clothing Tease
"Before the scene" Apparel:
The two incredible athletes wear an astonishing custom made underwear supplied by the fashion designing legend, Armani, who reached out to Mushroom Mandingo in fulfilling her dream of clothing two godly blessed men with such talents. A tri-weave linen underwear with enough strength, durability and flexibility to contain the most powerful asset of the duo, their penises. Showered in the tears of their jealous haters, the underwear has been colored blue and graphically imprinted with their last names across their firm muscular asses of their respective surnames. To finish the look, the accessories of elbow pads, knee pads and traditional wrestling boots have been spray painted in their own customization of blue and grey.
Plot of the Porn
What do you do when you take the two men with the biggest dicks in professional wrestling and put them together in an official tag team>? You receive the most creative and entertaining porno flick better than Gene Simmons, John Holmes and Ron Jeremy meeting together. This is a natural masterpiece created by god himself to perform the ritual of sacrificing all those in the tag team division who cannot muster the strength to have a full erection or a promising performance to last at least a minute in the ring with these two. Their objective is simple. Destroy the ugly, destroy the small, destroy the thin and remove the premature performers. It is time Mushroom Mandingo sets the new boundaries and controls the future of WCF. No longer will any male athlete be given a chance to walk around only with four inches, (Seth Lerch) and no longer will a female athlete go unsatisfied by their own partner, (Seth Lerch's girlfriend).
The Original Soundtrack
The lights in the arena slowly fades away leaving the crowd in a coveted blanket of darkness. Silence surrounds the environment until the sound of a girl moaning becomes louder and louder. By the time her breaths and moans reach the loudest, the climax screams nearly shatters the eardrums of every audience member before a bunch of white fireworks explode from the stage. "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon officially begins with two spotlight shining over Jayson Price and Andre Holmes with the WCF Tag Team Championship belts hanging from their underwear over their massive dicks. They nod at each other then walk down the entrance path taking each step carefully so the tag title belts and their dicks do not lethally smack a nearby fan.
Reaching the apron facing the stage, they take their sweet time getting inside the ring. Both member of the tag team stand on opposite corners on the middle rope and all eyes divert to the titantron. Their dicks extend out but thanks to their flexible underwear, the dick camera attached to the head shows random members of the audience making out with each other as they continue to thrust their pelvis around. Once they are finished, they return back to their corner and keep space between each other. The loaw of dicks never touching must be obeyed.
Reaching the apron facing the stage, they take their sweet time getting inside the ring. Both member of the tag team stand on opposite corners on the middle rope and all eyes divert to the titantron. Their dicks extend out but thanks to their flexible underwear, the dick camera attached to the head shows random members of the audience making out with each other as they continue to thrust their pelvis around. Once they are finished, they return back to their corner and keep space between each other. The loaw of dicks never touching must be obeyed.
The Legendary Positions
'Yeah Baby Yeah':
Double Everything
Every move combination possible.
Don't ask.
Just deal with it.
It's the power of Mushroom Mandingo.
Double Everything
Every move combination possible.
Don't ask.
Just deal with it.
It's the power of Mushroom Mandingo.
'I'm Almost There....':
"Run The Train" (Leaping Leg Lariat by Jayson Price followed a Yakuza Kick by Andre Holmes in the corner)
"BDSM" (Crucifix Powerbomb by Jayson Price into Backstabber by Andre Holmes)
'I'M CUMMING!':
"Double Climax" (Meltzer Driver; Jayson Price will do Tombstone, Andre Holmes will do either 450 Splash, Shooting Star Splash, Phoenix Splash)
"Twin Torture" (Double Armbar; Added continuous humping of the elbow joint to where the arm will break out of the joint socket)
'ENDING OF THE SCENE'
"Dick Slap" (This move must NEVER be done as it can kill any living creature.)
'ENDING OF THE SCENE'
"Dick Slap" (This move must NEVER be done as it can kill any living creature.)
Pornographic Flicks & Scenes History
Porn Record & History: 2-0-0
Mushroom Mandingo vs Marty Barrett & Troy Wilson (Win)
Mushroom Mandingo vs Very Big Security for the WCF Tag Team Championships (Win)
Mushroom Mandingo vs Marty Barrett & Troy Wilson (Win)
Mushroom Mandingo vs Very Big Security for the WCF Tag Team Championships (Win)
Adult Entertainment Awards
WCF Tag Team Championships: (1st Reign)
(7/30/17-?); (64 Days); (1 Defenses)
(7/30/17-?); (64 Days); (1 Defenses)
