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Post by Wade Moor on Jul 21, 2017 20:58:58 GMT -5
King of the Deathmatch Night 5000 (because we ain't keepin track anymore) Cannonball Match (since we're not trying anymore) Wade Moor vs April O' Neal
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Wade Moor: AY BITCH THIS SHIT WAS EASY BUT NAH, YOU HAD TO GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP. WADE VERSUS CROW IN THE FINALS AMD THIS SHIT SELLS ITSELF BUT INSTEAD WE GOTTA WATCH THE MONDO TARD FGT FROM BIG MOMMAS HOUSE GET HIS SHIT FUCKED BY MY NIGGA CROW.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BUT I BUSTED THAT FGT DRAKO MALFOY THE HELL UP LAST NIGHT SO NO WAY HE WALKS OUT THE WINNER TONIGHT.
YOURE GONNA NEED TO NERF THIS TOURNAMENT BECAUSE I GOT BONED BY CONFIRMATION BIAS. IM A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND A ONE MAIN EVENTER BUT THE GUY WHO MENTALLY BUTT FUCKED A SHARK GETS TO GO TO THE FINALS, MAN WE REALLY LOST THE PLOT ON THIS ONE.
YA IM SALTY BUT I WOULDNT BE #BEACHKREW WITHOUT A LITTLE FUCKIN SALT.
ALSO APRIL O' NEAL IS A DUMBASS BITCH WHO FUCKED HIS WORLD TITLE REIGN LIKE HIS NAME WAS JARED HOLMES. AT LEAST WHEN I JOBBED MY CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN I HANDED IT TO JAYSON PRICE, A SORT OF HALL OF FAMER IN HIS OWN RIGHT.
MAN THIS SHIT WENT SOUTH REAL FUCKIN QUICK. IM OUT, PEACE!
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WAIT
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Wade Moor: Y'ALL GAY NIGGAS GONNA EAT MY PUSSY OR WHAT?
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