The Monster knows recipes for newborn babies

[Oblivion]

*°THE MONSTER KNOWS RECIPES FOR NEWBORN BABIES°*

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Somewhere... Out there
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
1:27 p.m. 86°

Oblivion(voice-over):It is amazing how disgusting Philadelphians are!! Like that guy!! That bitch is a fat pig!! It is ALSO amazing knowing how stupid certain meatsacks are.... MATTHEW DRAKE!! You are SOOOOO ignorant; incognizant!!

~°_.*The Monster continues to walk down the sidewalk in a white blood stained painter's jumpsuit. The Monster wearing a rubber clown mask with multi colored haired. This apparel is causing people, several people, who are walking down the sidewalk to COMPLETELY FREAK OUT!! One woman screams, which causes The Monster to flip out...*._°~

Woman: AHHHHHHH!!!

Oblivion: AHHHHHHH!!!

Woman: AHHHHHHH!!!

Oblivion: AHHHHHHH!!!

~°_.*After the woman screamed, she spat out her fruit juice... RIGHT ON THE MONSTER...






...after a short brief pause, the juice drips off of Oblivion, who just looks at the woman, who just stands there very quietly, shaking in fear. Oblivion slowly, very slowly takes off the rubber clown mask, dripping wet. Slowly walking towards the woman...*._°~

Oblivion: RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWRR!!!

~°_.*The woman shakes, not doing a thing, but fighting back tears. The Monster sees this, senses this... looking closer IT begins to chuckle, then laughs... with complete disrespect in her face, while flipping her a "double bird"...*._°~

Oblivion: Listen here bitch!! You don't realize WHAT you have crossed paths with!!

Woman: Wh- wh- who are you?!

~°_.*The Monster slams both of IT's massive hands on the wall, behind the small woman, cringes, which makes The Dark One smirk.*._°~

Oblivion: You wanna know who The Monster is?! IT is Oblivion, who will be the one who walks into 2300 Arena facing off against Matthew Drake in a Bloodbath match!! IT's kind of match!! The Monster has been in EVERY kind of match!! In a match where blood is involved... The Monster WILL SUCCEED and Matthew Drake WILL FAIL!! This is Oblivion's forte. IT's looking at you... You're in absolute fear... JUST LIKE MATTHEW DRAKE!! Mr. Drake by now has been doing some research on yours truly. He's now sitting on the side of his bed. Face soaked in tears, holding a pistol, KNOWING he has a choice. After what he has seen!! What he knows, the FACTS about Oblivion!! Either facing The Monster Oblivion, who is known to eat their opposition and to kill people OR Mr. Drake you can eat your gun!!

~°_.*As the woman's eyes are bloodshot, she begins to cry.*._°~

Woman: You are horrible!!

~°_.*Oblivion grabs the woman and forcefully kisses her. The Monster finishes then pushes her away. The Monster walks away as the woman screams. Oblivion doesn't budge, doesn't care, IT is only thinking of one thing... Matthew Drake and the George A. Romero Memorial King of the Death match Tournament.*._°~

Oblivion: No sweetheart, The Monster is not horrible... Oblivion is focused... Driven!!! IT's in a tunnel vision!! Woman... IT bids you adieu.

~°_.*Oblivion puts back the clown mask back on. The Monster has a military style duffel bag. IT opens up the bag, pulls out a aluminum baseball bat. The Dark One drags the baseball bat screaming out while walking. People scattering out of the way. There are a few bonehead dumbasses that got in Oblivion's face. Each occasion, The Monster struck all three perpetrators with one thunderous punch each!!*._°~

Oblivion: MAAAAAATHEEEEEEW!! MAAAAAATHEEEEEEW!! MAAAAAATHEEEEEEW!! WHERE AARRRRRE YOOOOOOU?! Drake, Oblivion is gonna bust your shit up!! The Monster is going to make you BLEEEEEEEED!!! You will scream like a little bitch!! Trust this Monster... YOU WILL SCREAM!! Like it or not there others in WCF that have been in where you WILL BE!! They won't admit it, but there are many many people in pain when they cough and sneeze, because of The Monster!! You Mr. Drake will experience the worse pain in your life. You won't gain any points and Oblivion will gain five more points!! WCF is looking at your next King of the Death match!!!

~°_.*Oblivion takes off the clown mask, has a sarcastic smirk, flips a bird, holding up a shit stained covered pic of Corey Black.*._°~